8 comments/ 45190 views/ 3 favorites My Interview By: bigbeautiful Step after step up the red-carpeted stairs towards floor three of the New Administration Building I nervously repeat all the important information I had learned when I researched this company. Glancing at my Nokia one last time as I ponder why a man would pick 1:17 pm as the time for my interview. Assuming the worst that he must be a total jerk but nonetheless a jerk I need to get in good with if I want to reach my goals. He is the only expert in the Northern Hemisphere that can do what he has done for the last 7 years so successfully. I knock on the door as I say one last prayer that my clock is fast and I am not indeed already 3 minutes late. From the far side of the office I heard the words come in drift to me granting me permission to enter after what seems like an eternity. I gently and slowly push the door just far enough to slip quietly inside. Lost for a moment soaking up the stunning view of this luxurious office I almost didn't notice the man standing in the corner gazing out the window at all the cars buzzing by on the street below. The shockingly amazing sexy voice shattered the silence when he inquired, "Nervous yet?" It became very obvious that he was very aware of the fact that he was extremely intimidating. All I have read about the man and all I had ever heard meant nothing at this particular moment. My right foot slightly tapping back and forth between the red and white square tiles that covered the majority of his floor had probably given me away somewhat. But, standing here face to face with him I couldn't deny it, " Yes, as a matter of fact I am a bit nervous." "Well come over here and have a seat behind my desk, take a look at Navision, and lets see what you really know." An hour later as I reached down to pick up my purse I had placed under his desk I can feel his firm chest nearly pressed against my back bringing back my nervous feelings times ten. If only he knew what feelings he was creating deep in the pit of my stomach, creeping slowly down between my thighs, and reaching that warm place that has remained hidden from anyone's touch for over two years now. The want and desires overpowering my knowing it was wrong to think of this total stranger touching me I try to close my mind to those thoughts and the strong yearning my body has to be touched by him. And still the moisture and warmth build within me showing the need to be explored by a man's hands once more. Preoccupied by my desires that are wildly erupting inside me I almost didn't notice when I dropped my cell out of my black purse. Without a thought I jumped up and bent down to reach for the phone. Hearing him gasp from a spot very close behind me I get this sinking feeling my already short dress had hiked up much higher than I would ever of intended it to. Embarrassed I quickly reach to pull the dress down in place but feel his large strong hand cover my left hand as I feel his right hand move softly along my inner thigh urging me to remain right where I was. A brief silence as he just holds me there enjoying looking at my body. The curves of my bottom, hips and my slightly parted thighs right there practically in his face. Suddenly I feel this splendidly hot wet firmness moving lightly over my now partially swollen soft pink pussy lips just barely connecting with the outer part of my clit sending a hot exciting sensation through my body. Uncertain if I should move or just be still as another moment of just silence is killing me but now I hear him shuffling a bit. He positions himself perfectly on his knees behind me then begins to gently flick his hot tongue over my clit once more, tracing my pussy lips and going even further than anyone has before. Slowly licking lightly around places I had never imagined a tongue exploring before. Unable to hold it in any longer a low moan escapes from my mouth as I begin a light panting breathing pattern. He's continuing his adventure with his tongue driving me nearly over the edge when he slips first his index finger then both his index and his middle fingers slowly into my wet pussy. The intrusion allows my juices to begin to trickle slowly down my inner right thigh. Not wasting a second he captures my trail of hot juices with his mouth as he kisses and licks all the way back to where his fingers are now pressing deep into my pussy. Barely letting his mouth leave my now soaked pussy he shifted and managed to slip his jeans down and stand up behind me. His hard budging cock falling out slapping me on my ass with a small thump drawing even more moaning from the back of my throat. His throbbing cock in held firmly by his right hand while he grabs my hip with his left hand to guide our bodies to join in unison. The head of his cock now pressing just inside my swollen pussy lips making me suddenly aware of how massively huge and thick his cock is. He is hesitating a moment not wanting to hurt me I can tell. This makes me press firmly back pushing the head of his cock into my pussy slowly feeling him stretching my pussy urging him to fill me up with his rock hard cock. Reassured that I am good to go he moves his other hand to hold my hips firmly in place and he gives me a long hard slamming thrust that brings a series of gasps mixed with moaning from both of us. Reaching around to cup my tits with his hands while he rubs my hard nipples between his thumbs and index fingers. Feeling my hips thrusting back to rock his cock in and out of my dripping hot wet pussy. Placing his hands on my shoulders sensing my need to feel him go deeper and harder with every push. He begins slamming into my pussy so hard I nearly lose my footing. My pussy wrapped so tight around his swollen cock that he is moaning with me as I fight the urge to scream with a mix of unexplainable pain and pleasure like no other before. My knees weakening more and more while I flood his cock and balls with tasty hot wet pussy juices. I am thankful when he pulls me with him keeping himself buried deep in my pussy as we sit in his chair. Closing my legs squeezing his cock nearly makes him explode instantly. He is kissing my arms while his hands caress my nipples, which sparks a renewed need building between my thighs. Holding the desk for support I begin to move really slowly up and down on his now trembling cock while he fights to breath between moaning and thrusting deeper into my cum filled pussy. A new faster rhythm brings heightened senses of the need to flood his cock again but this time feeling his cum pumping deep into my pussy at the same time. Bouncing so hard on his cock as he drives me to another orgasm that covers his cock once again with my hot juices. My moaning and arching back is nearly a plea that needs no words to demand he fulfill my one last desire. Holding me tight he stands us up then shoves me off his cock to place himself on his back on the patch of red carpet that leads from his door to the desk. I waste no time straddling and mounting his body lowering myself to my knees slipping his cock even deeper into my pussy. Within a few strokes I begin to shake again digging my nails gently but firmly into his chest as my ultimate climax is building up. He grabs my hips and thrusts so deep and hard sending us both over a cliff so high it takes several moments to realize that we aren't alone anymore. There stood my best friend in the world, Tony, staring at our drained cum and sweat covered bodies. My Interview Ch. 02 After many requests I decided to go ahead and do a second part to My Interview posted in Exhibitionist & Voyeur (English). This section will lead into part three. I'm sorry for the delay in posting this part. Please remember that this is material only for persons over the age of 18. Please take the time to vote and post comments so I can continue to improve my stories! * I shift in my seat one more time, watching Tony drive and trying to decide how to break the silence without talking about what just happened. Is he angry with me? I am not sure I want to hear what he has to say yet. Tony is reaching over and turning up his radio as if he could read my mind when he blurted out, "Do you remember this song?" "Yes, of course. How could I ever forget Dip It Low?" Letting out that long deep groan that screams, "Damn I am in one hell of a mood!" without saying a word just before he turns it up even louder. Now Tony is the one person I have felt comfortable with from the moment I laid eyes on him. Today is only the second time I have ever felt uneasy with him. A sly smile forms on my soft pink lips when I think of the time in his car while he was dropping me off at my friend's house. It was dark as it was late evening and for some reason we began talking about having a baby together even though it is a mute point since I can't have children. "Tony, we have talked about everything possible and keep no secrets. Why does this feel so awkward; after all I would have told you the minute I got home if you hadn't been with me?" "I don't want to talk about it." "Ok, but I don't like not knowing if you are angry with me or what." "No! I am just at a loss for words. You know I love your tits?" Barely able to speak between the laughter and shock of hearing him literally out right saying it I whisper, "I know." "Your face is red." "Yes, you have told me that online lots of times but never in person. I am glad you like them." Pulling into a Holiday Inn parking lot he cleared his throat and said, " I think this will do for a place to rest and we can head home early in the morning if that is ok with you." "Let me call the kids and check in with them and make sure they won't be too upset." After a few minutes catching up with the kids and telling them how much I love them I hang up and tell Tony it is fine to stop and go home in the morning. "I can't believe that you had me drive you over 400 miles away for a job interview." "It is a job of a lifetime." "It is over 400 miles from everyone that cares about you." "Are you trying to say you will miss me?" "More than you will ever know." "We mostly talk online anyways so what's the big deal I can drive to see you if you will make time to see me." "And, you know why!" "No, as a matter of fact I do not." "I don't want to talk about it." "Good we won't." The endless silence killing me as we walk up to the check in counter. Lost in my own thoughts until I realize that Tony is waving his hand in front of my face, "Hello? Anyone home?" "Yeah, What?" "Two rooms right?" "Absolutely!" The man behind the counter looked a bit tense as he inquired if Tony had another card on him because that one wasn't working. "No, try it again." He snapped as if this whole mess was this little man's fault. "One room and I have cash." Tony's head jerked and looked over at me as he chimed in, "Double beds." "Of course, Sir." The clerk took a long step over to reach around Tony and place the key in my hand. Silence again all the way to the room. I hit the shower first just to break the tension and get out of Tony's way a while. The tapping on the door brought me back to reality, "What is it Tony?" "We need to talk." "I am in the shower can't this wait." "No!" So I was highly upset by this point and nothing seemed to matter as I stepped out of the shower and opened the door before I could really attempt to fully cover myself with the small hotel room towel. Hair dripping as I marched past Tony, "What?" Silence. "Well what is it?" "I love those tits," was about all he could growl at me as I stood there apparently failing at covering my breasts thoroughly. Handing me another towel. "The point please?" "Never mind!" Throwing myself back on the bed and pulling the covers up to cover the obvious distractions that were now hard and throbbing while I am picturing those large sensitive hands caressing them just before his mouth devours them. Shaking my head I lower my voice and ask one last time, "What is it Hun?" "You are not my type." "I know for the hundredth time I know that you don't want me physically no matter how close we are mentally." "I want you!" "What? Either you want me or you don't make up your mind! You know I would be with you and only you if you wanted me for the rest of my life but you have always said no way." "I don't want a relationship. I don't want to hurt you. But I want you." "You are so confusing." "Go to sleep I am taking a shower," Tony said in nearly a whisper adding, "a really long cold one" almost like an after thought. I tried to watch T.V. but couldn't so I lie there staring at the ceiling listening to the shower run. I can't help but wonder about him in there lathering himself with the cheap hotel soaps since we hadn't planned to stop. It never even occurred to me that I was still naked except for the blanket that I now covered with not to hide but because it was getting chilly. "You going to eat dinner without clothes on?" "I'm not hungry." "Oh no you don't. You get away with not eating all the time but not with me here. Get up and get dressed." "Fine!" I didn't even bother to cover as I jumped up and went for my clothes I had previously left folded and lying just in the bathroom on the tiny shelf it provided. You could cut the tension between us with a knife if you could only find the middle path between his lust and mine as we ate in silence. So I ordered a long island ice tea with extra cherries. It only took an instant to see the familiar laugh in his eyes remembering the first time he ever watched me drink one. After a couple margaritas I decided to change to a better drink and as always ordered extra cherries. When it was time to go I was fishing for the last cherry that had drifted to the bottom of the heavy glass. Upon his inquiry I burst out I had lost my cherry and I wasn't leaving until I got it back. You can't imagine the looks from other customers that were equally wasted as I was. Immediately I knew my error that night and I vowed to never make myself to look so foolish again. "We talked that night so long ago about getting married." "We also agreed it would never happen." "It won't," was all Tony said as he pretended to eat his food but it was clear he was merely moving his food in his plate. "You dress different than anyone I know." "What does that mean?" "First you put on your bra, panties, socks, jeans, shoes, and then your shirt. Most people put their shoes on last." "You love my tits remember?" Silence again. We adjourned to leaving since neither of us was eating anyways. A few minutes later he was holding the door open to our room with his typical manners that had taken me some time to get used to. "You get that one since you messed it up." "Aye, Aye Captain!" "Stop that! You know I hate it when you do that to me," Tony snapped as he found a Sirus Dance Hits station on the television. "Well you just come over and make me." Glancing over with a smirk making sure that I show just a little more cleavage than I needed to when I bent over to slip my shoes off. "I have something for that smart mouth of yours." "Yeah! Yeah! Sure! You have been saying that for years and still can't prove it," I tease as I roll over and cover my head to go to sleep. "You don't think I will do it," he asked in a low sexy tone that he knows drives me crazy. "Nope! Good night." "Thought you loved to suck dick? Your always bragging how good you are," he was doing a good job of making my mind wander into a land of dreams that brought forth the days when he would really give me the cock I wanted most in the world, his. "Tease!" I was so hot for him and he knew it but I couldn't give in just to be told never going to happen once again. "You want to be my slut tonight don't you?" He was full blown smiling now I could hear it in his voice. Finally having enough of this jerking around to pull the covers down and sit up while I stammered, " that is enough fucking teasing." It was too late I found myself with a cock in my face barely missing my eye and landing on my left cheek. "What the hell are you doing?" "Suck my dick!" "Bu." Cut off before I could even finish my protest by the head of his cock rubbing my lower lip making my mouth water with anticipation. I looked up at his face to be sure he really wanted this and saw the eager desire that I had seen in every man I had ever enjoyed before. In shock, nervous, but so excited I nearly came in my panties after the years of wanting this moment and being denied the pleasures of the man I wanted most. "I said suck my fucking dick now," he ordered while he slid his right hand into my long dark hair. Curling his fingers and winding my hair around once so he had massive control before he started feeding me his cock one inch at a time. Tasting the pre-cum that had seeped out and down onto my lower lip. I maneuver myself so that I can lick every drop of it off before I take all of his cock to the back of my throat. Slowly licking and enjoying the feel of his perfect thick cock. "That's it baby feed me that cock," was the only thing I could get out of my half filled mouth before he demanded I open my mouth and let him fuck it good and hard drawing a long excited moan from the back of my throat. His hands buried in my hair pulling my head down on his cock so hard I thought I was going to swallow the whole 8 inches of throbbing hard dick. "Yes! You're my good little slut aren't you," he demanded to know pulling out just far enough to hear my reply. "Yes baby now get to fucking my face!" Complying with a good hard slam into my mouth. His balls slapping my chin as he pounded so deep I thought I might gag but he held me steady and really fucked my face good and hard the way I had always dreamed he would. "Open your mouth wider!" He was going for it, all the way into my mouth to hit the back of my throat. Moving faster and harder until he was throbbing and pulsing in my mouth. Knowing he was close by the feel of his cock I close my mouth around his swollen cock and suck it with eagerness to drink his hot juicy cum. Caressing his tightening balls loaded with his cum as I suck him deeper than any man before. His hand firm on my breast rolling my hard nipple around between his thumb and his index finger tightly sends me nearly over the edge. Did he know that his cock in my mouth makes me want to cum good and hard? I could tell from his moaning getting out of control that he was ready to cum. I needed to taste him, I wanted his hot cum, and I wanted it now! Taking my sucking to a new level of control while I stroked his cock bringing my hand up pulling my mouth back then down following my hand with my hot wet mouth. My saliva was running down his cock and covering my hand making it easy to jack him off in my mouth. He ordered me to move my hand when he started cumming and slammed his cock to the back of my throat giving me his hot juices. Swallowing every drop of cum he was feeding me. As he was pulling out I grabbed his thigh and pulled him closer so I could lick off the last few drops from the head of his still hard pulsing cock until he was so sensitive he pushed me back on the bed and took his place by my side. Running my finger across my lip to retrieve the last bit of cum that remained on my chin and lips licking them clean as I laid my head on his shoulder and snuggled in to sleep. "Don't go to sleep," he said smiling mischievously down at me. "Why?" "Just don't or you might cum to regret it." That's the last I remember before waking up some time later. Attempting to shift I realize I can't move but a couple inches. "What the hell is going on?" I recognize the laughter drifting through the room as I recall those last words again, "Don't go to sleep. Just don't or you might regret it." My Interview Ch. 03 Please remember that this story is for adult viewing only. I hope you are enjoying this small series. Please vote! And please post your comments or send me feedback. I enjoy hearing from the readers how I am doing and learning as well. * "Tony?" For the first time I was feeling a little fear among the confusion that formed in my mind as I silently debated to myself all the possibilities of what is happening to me. I tugged lightly testing my restraints and sensing the more I pull the tighter it will become making it more to my advantage to just lie still and wait. "You was a very bad girl here last night," a vaguely familiar voice was taunting me but who was it? I lie there puzzled in the dark unable to see much less get away and explore my surroundings. "Yes, she was a very good slut indeed!" I could hear that slight laugh in his voice that had so intrigued me any time we talked about sex and he would smile and give me that laugh and say that I had no idea how much trouble I would be in if he ever fucked me like I wanted him to. "Tony, come on this is starting to kind of creep me out. Who else is here? What time is it? I need to call the kids." "Oh yes, we better let you call the kids before we get started. Would you hand her the phone please?" "I can't hold the phone this way!" "Awe, the poor little slut can't hold the phone. Should I hold it for her?" "Yes, she is going to pay you back very well for all you are doing for her." The kids question if I am ok apparently sensing my surging fear and excitement but I assure them that I am always safe with Tony while I secretly pray this hasn't gone to a point I'm not prepared to live with. I always knew he was kinky and way more experienced than I could ever dream of being but was I in over my head. Making sure that my babies know I love them with all my heart before I let the hand of a unknown man pull the cell away. And then with a loud snap my flip top is slammed closed and tossed to the side and I am fairly certain he put it on silent. "Tony, please come over here," I plead but not in a whiny manner just requesting the comfort I need to proceed with any eagerness. Just hearing him walk my way instantly relieves some of my fears. His hand settles beside my waist as he leans down and kisses me soft and so sensual that my pussy begins to build a moist place on the small strip of the red thong that I had worn to dinner. "There is that better baby," he quietly whispers in my ear before running his tongue over my earlobe. "Lie still. No matter what happens you lie still until I say you can move do you hear me?" But before I can answer I had arched my back and pressed closer to his warm body. And with a quick motion he grabbed my hip and rolled me up to expose my ass for the other man to slap as punishment for my moving I soon discovered. He hit hard leaving a red mark on my left cheek showing me I had better not disobey again. "You will lie still as I say. Do you understand me?" "Yes I am sorry I won't do it again." Lying still was becoming increasingly difficult when I could feel Tony's hard cock pressing against my right leg and another equally large cock pressing even harder against my left leg. My mouth was having incredible sensations as Tony softly kissed me then pulling away and kissing my neck with the other man's mouth fast replacing Tony's on my mouth with hard deep pressing kisses. Drawing a long deep moan from deep within my throat. "That's a good girl! Lets hear how bad you want these hot fucking cocks!" The man's voice was so familiar but from where I couldn't place. It was like I had heard it only the day before but that was crazy because I hadn't even spoke to anyone really except Tony and my family. "Tony, I don't know this guy. Can't he just watch for now?" Feeling instant pain from my nipple as the man jerked a hold of it pinching and twisting showing me that he had plans for me that wouldn't be let go of. "Baby, you need to relax and enjoy this. I plan to show you every pleasure possible tonight." He was calming me with his soft gentle touch while he brushed my hair out of my face and kissed my cheek. That's when I felt the first sweet caress of a tongue slide over my damp pussy lips reaching my fast swelling clit. Tony was now kissed me with more urgency sliding his tongue slowly and swiftly between my lips to play with my tongue. Then he retreated taking a small gentle bite on my lower lip. My Interview Ch. 04 Please remember that this story is for adult viewing only. Please vote! And please post your comments or send me feedback. I enjoy hearing from the readers how I am doing and learning as well. * I arch my back and slightly press myself up into the mouth that was now savoring the flavors of my needy pussy. I grind my pussy into a strangers face while Tony is taking his time kissing my nipples and toying with them. I flinch when a lamp is turned on focusing on my face. I feel the mouth leave my pussy and his moving around in the dark. I look to Tony and as he senses my questioning what he was doing he went into his take-charge mode that I had only barely had a small taste of the night before. "It's time to suck my dick like the good little cunt you are!" He was pressing his semi hard cock to my moist lips inviting me to devour it into my hot wet mouth. I hungrily took it in my mouth feeling it go hard almost instantly. "You better suck that cock good you little cocksucking whore," the stranger barked with a commanding voice that let me know there would be high punishment for my failure to please the both of them. Tony placed his hands in my hair pulling just hard enough for me to tilt my head up. He was intense on getting himself a better angle to slide every last inch of his hard cock into my mouth. His thrusts sent his cock deeper and deeper into my throat until I gagged and tried to pull back. He pulled back and slammed his cock hard and deep as he fucked my face. At the same time the other man was licking my pussy again driving me near the edge of climax. Then I felt the ties on my legs being released and my legs hoisted up and over the man's shoulders. His hard throbbing cock fell down and slapped my wet pussy lips. He pressed his cock over my clit and to the soft opening that needed his hot cock filling it. I nearly came when he slammed the full length of his shaft down in my pussy. He slapped my ass and pumped his cock in and out of my pussy so hard I thought I would die. But it was making me horny and wanting to fuck him good and hard. I moaned on Tony's cock while I shifted my ass and moved my legs higher on his shoulders. I needed that huge cock deeper in my pussy. His cock slamming my pussy was shoving Tony's cock deeper in my mouth. I moaned louder as he really started fucking me. He was telling me to swallow all of Tony's hard cock when he began to shake and I felt his cock throbbing begging to fill my hot pussy with his thick juicy cum. Tony's balls were slapping my cheek as he thrust his cock to the base of his shaft into my overfilled mouth. I got my first taste of pre-cum and screamed on his cock while my pussy exploded on the massive cock fucking it. I felt my legs go weak and my clit throbbed against the cock sliding in and out of my pussy. "That's it you fucking whore! I want to fuck that tight ass of yours!" He pulled back and buried his face in my pussy. In seconds I was cumming on his face driving Tony over the top shooting a load of hot cum in my mouth. I licked him clean sucking every last drop of cum from his still hard dick. "Tony get to licking that hot sweet pussy." He moved away enough that Tony could move into 69 position with him on top. And then he began fingering my pussy rubbing my juices down my ass. He slipped a finger slowly into my ass with his left hand while he was fucking my pussy with his right hand. I find Tony's cock with my mouth and suck it good and hard then slowing to lick and tease. The hands working on my pussy and ass combined with the licking my clit was bringing me close to flooding them with my sweet and salty cum. The other man told me to cum on his hands like the good slut he knew I was and that was it I lost it. Dripping cum down his hands and onto the bed. He quickly brought his cock up to slide in my ass nice and easy at first. Soon he had worked the head of his cock in and out making me take a little more each time. "Pull out!" Tony had jumped up and was untying my wrists. He did pull out with a long groan and a hard slap on my ass as he let my legs fall on the bed with a thump. "Get on all fours you little cocksucker. Come on get that ass up there. Yea right there, now part those legs and hold your cheeks open!" I quickly did as I was told. I moaned louder and louder with each stroke of his cock into my ass. Tony got on his knees and started jacking off so close to my face the head of his cock was pressing against my cheek. I stretched as far as I could and licked his balls while I watched him stroking his cock for me. I could feel the cock in my ass pulsing and his balls getting tight filled with cum. I was rocking into his cock while licking Tony's balls begging him to shoot his cum on my face. The hand on my ass suddenly drew back and slapped my ass hard over and over. I could feel the sting as he spanked my ass and I wanted him to fuck me harder. I thrust my ass into his cock hard forcing his dick in all the way sending him out of control. He gave me one last slap on my red ass before he started shooting his hot cum deep in my ass. Tony was watching him pull his cum soaked cock out of my ass when he grabbed my hair and slammed his cock in my mouth. He fucked my mouth so hard I nearly slid off the end of the bed. He ordered me to suck his cock and drink his cum just as I felt the first drops of cum shoot in my throat. Tony collapsed on the bed placing my head on his shoulder, "I love you Starr" was the last thing I heard as I drifted off to sleep dreaming of my new life to come. * Should this series continue? Anyone care to know who the stranger is? If I got the job and why? Post a comment or drop me a line via feedback. Don't forget to vote! My Interview with Mr. Troll My Interview with Mr. Troll. Coming to you direct from the Troll Hangout. Okay...there I was around 11:00 o'clock one evening cruising around in the Author's Hangout - reading interesting trivia - and all sorts of other good stuff. Suddenly my computer screen just went completely crazy. I mean, it went bonkers! Jesus, is my monitor going? I wondered. Before I could get an answer from Jesus, some words appeared on my screen that blew my mind. "Hello there! I'm Mr. Troll." I did a double take; but recovered in time to make a cool reply. "Yeah, right," I said, "And other fantasies." "You don't look very busy. How would you like an interview?" "Yeah, an interview with who?" I snarled, warming up to the occasion. He laughed, although maybe it wasn't a laugh - it could have been an audible sneer. "Why with me, of course." "And...just why are you giving me this dubious honor?" I asked. "Because I have identified you and some of your fellow Writers as some of the worst culprits in Literotica. You made our work much harder when you run around high five-ing everybody. We just hate it when you do that!" "Well...We're just trying to even the score a little," I explained. "So...Mr. Troll - This interview you want to give me. Just where would we conduct it? " "Why, in the Troll's Hangout, of course...." "The Troll's Hangout...? And just where is that?" I asked in complete disbelief. "Sorry. That information is on a need to know basis - You don't need to know. "Trust me - do what I say, Punch in on your keyboard what I tell you, okay?" I'm getting a little leery about now, but I thought what the heck. Well...maybe, I used a stronger word than heck. So sue me. "Punch in F4 * +1 -0 @TrollHangout.Control," he directed taking immediate charge. "And hurry it up - I need to get this interview over with, so I can some sleep. There's a new crop of stories coming out in the morning. I got to be ready." "Okay...Am I in the Troll's Hangout yet?," I asked, feeling a bit uneasy. "Yes." "Then where are you? I can't see you.," I objected. "Well, aren't you the ignorant one. Haven't you ever heard of Anonymous?" "Yeah, that's the name you hide behind when you give us Writers those 1 and 0's. Mr. Troll chuckled, "exactamundo. Trolls are always anonymous - you never see us," he added. "We live here in our secret undisclosed location like...you know - that other fellow." "Okay," I said, "Tell me...what's up with all those 1's and 0's? You know, you are just driving our scores right into the basement with those low numbers." "Ah...Now you're getting the picture. I knew it. You Nandy Pandy Writers just can't stand success," he snarled, warming to his subject. "You know," I suggested, trying to inject some sanity into the interview, "There are other numbers - like 2 3 4 5 you could use." "That's out. Us trolls only use 0's and 1's." he asserted. "We're not familiar with those other numbers - what were they again... 2 3 4 5. That's beyond our intelligence. Besides - no matter how bad it gets - we plan to stay the course." "Your very own version of "Mission Accomplished," huh?" "That's right. You losers will be throwing us a parade and showering us with flowers - in no time at all." "Yeah, well...we have a few choice names for people like you!" "You certainly do. Boy! The mouth on some of those women writers," he said, complaining bitterly. "And, you guys - you aren't winning any prizes for that foul language you use either." "Hey, it's an erotica site, "I suggested, adding, "We have free speech - you know. So deal with it!" "It's getting late," he replied impatiently. "Can we move along to your next question?" "Sure. Do you ever consider how long it takes each Writer to write their story and get it ready for submission? Don't you feel a little bad when you give them a 0 or a 1?" "You Writers - you're always whining. You make me sick." "Look!," he explained. "I decide what score to give people. I am the Decider, you know. I get to decide." "Yeah, right," I replied, "I'm pretty sure I've heard that somewhere before." "Yeah, well...unless you have a plan to steal our 0's and 1's - Live with it!" "Okay," I said, almost sorry now that I had agreed to interview him. "Next question. Public Comments - How do you decide what comments to leave with all those low scores you give the Writers?," "That's easy. I usually leave a nice one-word comment. I like the word - boring - a lot. It has a nice ring to it." "You call that nice?," I reply. "That's a damn insult," I said starting to feel slightly agitated. "Well, of course... if I want to say something that's more intelligent - I'll say something like - Your Story Sucks." "Yeah," I said, "I think I got that once. I thought your comment was so stupid since there wasn't any sucking going on in that particular story." "Has anyone ever told you that you have a tendency to nit pick?" He giggled uncontrollably, obviously enjoying my discomfort. By this time, I'm really fed up. All I wanted to do was end the damned interview. Then Mr. Troll did the only nice thing he'll probably ever do for me. "Okay, Duddle," he said. Listening to his grating voice, I could almost imagine the sarcastic look of disgust he no doubt had on his face. "You're out of here! This interview is over. Do you have a last question?" Rude as trolls always are - he didn't wait for me to answer. I saw my monitor screen starting to go crazy again - I had only just time to yell..., "Take your 0's and 1's and shove them up your A_ _." Looking at the time on my computer screen, I could see it was almost 12:00 midnight. I suddenly felt like tired old folks. I decided it was time to head for bed. No one's ever going to believe this, I thought, as I got into my pajamas. But for everyone who's ever had a Troll on their Tale. I'm going to submit this interview anyway. The End Thank you for reading my story. I do hope you found it enjoyable. 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