come in ah yes
thank you for coming by during office hours i know that i offered to tutor you before
it it's not really uh option for you it's more of a necessity i've noticed that you're
struggling yes your grade is an a so far but we seem to have reached a section of our anatomy
book that you have almost no knowledge of and the things that you do seem to know are
incorrect bordering on offensive what do i mean take this recent quiz for example
uh here we go human reproduction
what is the main female reproductive organ
you responded uvula was this a joke or
uvula is the little thing that hangs down in the back of your throat you were maybe thinking about
vulva but that's the outer vaginal lips the labia majora as it were and that's not the name of the
entire organ it's a vagina i literally just said that in my explanation
when i asked where the clitoris was you pointed at her elbow that's a weenus and that's a
colloquialism it doesn't even mean anything you did decently on the male anatomy section i suppose
tell me your ambition is to become a doctor is that correct young man
well as someone who went through the amount of schooling that you will also need i have to tell
you if you're struggling with human reproduction at your age you might not make it
i i'm not trying to be mean that's why you're here i want you to get better at this and learn it that
way you can be successful in life what i don't understand is you've been doing so well every
other part of the human body including the parts that you yourself have you've been doing so well
every other part of the human body including the parts that you yourself have you know it
but the female reproductive system and copulation itself between humans abysmal
i'm more than willing to tutor you you don't have to look so nervous it's my job as a professor to
make sure that you learn and succeed but i really need to understand
why this is so difficult for you how this is so difficult for you i mean like i would ask if you
were born under a rock but that seems mean even as a joke
ah i see
you were religious
fundamental christians
yeah the fundies really don't like sex or anything in that arena so that makes a bit of sense
but didn't you go to school you never had a biology class or sex ed this is really basic stuff
oh you were homeschooled by your parents
you were homeschooled by your parents all right so the totality of your knowledge of human
reproduction probably goes a little something like when a man and a woman who really love each other
get married and then have a special kiss something like that
yeah that's completely incorrect any consenting adults can have sexual relations with each other
and piv intercourse or penis and vagina it's really really basic
we are only talking about reproduction we're not even talking about the vast realms of human
sexuality or gender or anything wild and crazy don't worry we're only talking about reproduction
don't worry this is stuff that you're going to need to know if you ever want to have kids
i no no it's it's not important to our discussion i i mean i'm a little older so
i want kids but being a professor and wearing slacks and sweaters doesn't really get people
all worked up on first dates anyway this isn't about me you need help like a lot of it
i'm thinking specialized tutoring and instruction
do you have plans now
good you shut the door behind you already so let's just get started you don't have to be
nervous about people in the hall hearing you say these things or you know any lingering modesty
from your fundamentalist upbringing open your book
go to the section on the female reproductive system
thank you now i already mentioned this earlier so let's start with an easy one
please point out the vulva
correct those are the vaginal lips as they are commonly referred to there is labia majora which
is the outer and then labia minora which are the inner and the clitoris definitely not on the elbow
it's right there at the top it's like a little man in a boat
i'm sorry did that joke make you uncomfortable you're blushing so much
oh it's because i'm bent over the desk and my sweater came unbuttoned
and well we are talking about the human body
and it's after hours i'm not going to bother fixing it just keep your eyes on the book okay
now i mentioned earlier that human reproduction generally comes about
by penis and vagina intercourse or piv so point at the vaginal canal for me please
that's where your penis goes well not your penis but well maybe
sorry i'll stop joking i can tell you're really really nervous it's kind of cute
oh so the penis goes in the vaginal canal thrusting in and out during copulation
whenever the male gets really excited and aroused he builds to orgasm causing an ejaculation
of semen which contains sperm they travel through the vaginal canal past the cervix and into the
uterus do you understand you're just stuttering and shuffling your feet
you know what i get the feeling from your reaction to my exposed cleavage
that you may be more of a hands-on learner
what do i mean? i mean would you like to touch them?
just reach out one hand or both place them there on my chest grasp gently
uh-huh you can feel the fatty tissue the muscle those are the pectorals by the way
and there
are my nipples the nipples are important
because they connect to the milk ducts and provide food for human infants
as well as pleasure during intercourse that won't be in the textbook though
i can tell you're paying much more attention now that you have your hands on my breasts
your engagement seems to have grown significantly
i'm teasing you
let me come over there just as i thought your penis is growing erect i'm sure it's happened before
don't be embarrassed your penis is growing erect i'm sure it's happened before don't be embarrassed
after all you're just doing what comes naturally and you're a fast learner i'm gonna sit on your lap
i can feel you getting harder
erections function on a series of
hydraulic inflations due to blood flow the ellipse of the vagina gets similarly plump and tender
and swollen
i can feel it happening too
i can feel it happening to me
i can feel it happening to me
i can feel it happening too isn't nature amazing
and now that you're erect let me just take off my slacks
i'm gonna straddle your lap
yeah and slowly slowly
we're gonna learn about penetration
yes if you were with someone that you didn't want to get pregnant you would be using protection
that's right but like i said earlier i'm a little older dating's not going so well and to be honest
baby fever is so real
i think this is going to be good for both of us
and i can explain how reproduction happens in full in real time
in time while i fuck you
so here we go
you feel my arousal the moisture in my vagina
that's a natural response nature's lubricant so that you can slide in just like
like that
you are aroused
you feel your penis pumping in and out of my vagina
uh both of our muscles fluttering and touching
this is the magic of reproduction
the thing they don't tell you in the books is how fucking good it feels
i almost forgot
you see
our pubis bones are rubbing against each other increasing the pressure
increasing blood flow
increasing arousal
and soon
soon will come orgasm
ejaculation
insemination
um you want to know how it works oh yeah you do
oh it works like this
when you're at you a little faster
oh since this is your first time i know
it won't take very long
your penis pulsing and throbbing
can you feel your testicles tensing up
a sperm gathering
ready to shoot inside me
i'm ready
are you
then do it for me
ejaculate into me
me shoot your sperm deep inside my vaginal canal
pass my cervix into my uterus and inseminate me
do it do it
oh did you feel how my muscles
grasped at you pulled at you held you inside while you came
that's biology
evolution making sure you impregnate me
just as nature intended
hopefully one of those lucky sperm will find an egg
fertilize it and then we can talk all about pregnancy
and human development
how do you look so innocent when you've just been deflowered
red faced and gasping
are you scared
i would never hurt you i care for my students very much
especially the ones that come inside me
you're worried about practicing safe sex
that wasn't really the point no was it
the point was to teach you about human reproduction
and if we're lucky
we'll have some real life proof from our experiment
um it's so rewarding to teach young people like yourself the ways of the world
and anatomy i chose the subject on purpose can't you tell
now i have another student coming in 15 minutes why don't you go and study some more
thinking of me
and our time together of course and i'm gonna go put my feet up and hope for the best see you in class
i have a feeling you're going to be my star student from now on
i have a feeling you're going to be my star student from now on
