Where is that guy? He's not answering my texts.
Thought he at least had his phone on vibrate.
Whatever, I- Hey! Watch it!
This sea of drunken idiots seems to go on forever.
What is it about alcohol that makes people forget about personal space?
Oh, there he is. Let me make sure I've got everything.
Okay, good.
Hey, buddy. I've been looking all over for you.
What, you thought you could just avoid the person who drove you here?
I'm just kidding. Say, that cup of yours is looking pretty empty.
Wanna head to the kitchen and get some more?
Alright, I think it's this way.
Damn, my house is so big. Perfect for a party, but I'd hate to live here.
Imagine how long it must take to clean. No, thank you.
Here we are. Let me guess, you had a whiskey and coke, right?
You never change.
That should be enough for you. Don't go through it too fast. I don't want to carry your drunk ass out of here.
So where have you been? We got here an hour ago, and then you disappeared while I was talking to Janice.
You snuck away to play kissy face with your girlfriend again, didn't you?
That silence is basically a yes.
Don't worry, my feelings aren't hurt at all. On the contrary, I'm impressed.
Two of you have been dating for years, yet you still can't keep your hands off each other.
I'm happy for you, dude. Seriously. What kind of friend would I be if I wasn't?
Sometimes I wonder, though. I remember that one night, sophomore year.
We were registering for fall classes, and then the university servers went down.
You got annoyed, and I suggested we start drinking. And then we...
Sorry. I know I shouldn't bring that up.
It only happened once, and that was before you met your girlfriend.
I'm not jealous or anything. My mind just goes places sometimes, you know?
Hey, was that your phone? Sounds like you just got a text.
It's her, isn't it? I can tell by that look on your face.
Here, I'll hold your drink while you devote your full attention to responding.
Maybe one day you'll learn how to text with one hand, like the rest of us humans.
Well done. Here's your drink back.
Huh? It doesn't look any different to me.
You're probably just tipsy. I wouldn't worry about it. Bottoms up.
I wish I hadn't agreed to drive you two. Next time, it's your turn.
I don't care how much your other half complains.
If she wants a chauffeur, she's welcome to hire one, because...
Whoa, are you okay?
You're fucking so hot, man. Is the alcohol hitting you harder than usual?
Put your arm over my shoulder. I'll take you to one of the guest rooms.
Don't worry, I've got you. Hey! Are you listening to me? Hey!
Looks like he's out. Perfect.
Good morning, sunshine. It's about time you woke up.
Party's still in full swing. You were only unconscious for 20 minutes or so.
More than enough time for me to get those handcuffs on you.
It took you this long to notice?
Don't bother struggling. Those bedposts are sturdy, and I wouldn't want you to hurt your wrists.
Screaming for help would also be a waste of energy.
This house has a lot of guest rooms, so no one will find us for hours.
Besides, there's no need for that. I have no intention of hurting you.
As you've probably figured out by now, there was something different about your drink.
I slipped something in there when you weren't looking.
Why?
Because, my dear friend, we have some unfinished business left over from sophomore year.
Yeah, I'm bringing up that night again. There's always been something between us, whether you want to admit it or not.
Your girlfriend's great and all, but let's be honest, she doesn't know you like I do.
She's not as much fun as I am, nor is she as smart as me.
Poor girl thinks we went for a walk, because I pretended to be you and texted her.
Do you really think you should be with someone who's so gullible? I fucking don't.
Obviously, it'll take more than words to convince you, which is why we're here.
Over the years, I've come to understand your mind pretty well, and your body.
This might seem wrong to do, and honestly it is, but you'll be thanking me afterwards.
First, I'll just straddle you like this. Same as I always do when we wrestle.
Then, I'll just slowly grind on you.
Oh, what's that I feel? Is that your dick? Yep, I feel as hard as it usually does when I pin you.
And of course you always get embarrassed and push me off when it happens, but you can't do that now, can you?
You like how I feel even through your pants, don't you?
I bet you can feel how wet I am already, and how hot I am.
Go ahead, pretend you don't like it.
You're not fooling anyone. Let's see what's going on down there.
Just look at that bulge. Looking real uninterested there, pal. The mind can lie as much as it wants to, but the body never does.
Time to pull your underwear down and up. Holy fuck. Your dick looks even nicer than the last time I saw it.
My mouth is literally starting to water. I gotta blow you.
Fuck, you taste good.
I regret not getting to suck you off last time we were together.
I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice.
Those moans. Sounds like you're starting to give in.
Man, your pregum is oozing into my mouth. I love it.
Fuck. Look how fucking much I love your cock in my mouth.
I've waited so long. I just can't get enough of it.
Wow. You're losing control, aren't you? I'm gonna go deeper and buck those hips into me.
Fuck.
That's right. Fuck my face like you mean it.
I'm not gonna stop until you come down my throat.
That's right. I'll come down my throat.
Damn, that sure was something. Hey, what's with that look on your face?
I know you wanted to be a good boy and stay loyal to your girlfriend, but tell me, does she suck you off as well as I just did?
That's what I fucking thought. I bet she can't ride you as well as I do either.
Here, I'll prove it to you. I still haven't come yet anyway. With you on the bed like this, it's easy enough for me to straddle you again and sink down on your cock.
Oh, fuck. I never forgot how good you feel. Filling me up. How fucking perfect your cock feels inside me.
This brings back some fond memories, doesn't it? Me on top of you. Except only one of us is drunk this time.
Oh my god. If I could stay this way forever, I would. With your cock buried deep inside me.
Oh fuck, I wish you could grab my hips right now. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to make do.
I can see you watching my tits bounce. Does your girlfriend do this for you? Bounce up and down on your cock?
Even if she does, I bet she doesn't do it this well.
I can see the look on your face. How much you're enjoying it. It's okay, baby. Just let go. Just let yourself enjoy it.
That's right. This was meant to be. This was destined to happen again. I always knew it would.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna come. Fuck. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there.
Oh, shit. Oh my god. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, come with me. Come with me. Come with me. Come with me.
Oh my god, oh my god, aww, fuck me, aww, oh god damn, that was so worth it, you look a lot more relaxed now, I wouldn't have anything to do with me, would it?
Go on, tell the truth, I fucked you hard and you loved it, I won't uncuff you until you do, aww, you're too kind, I'm glad my performance was to your satisfaction, let me undo these cuffs, there, you're a free man once more
How do your wrists feel? Not sore, are they? Good, you know, it doesn't have to end here, it's not like I'm expecting you to break up with your girlfriend or anything, we could just be fuck buddies, she's easy as hell to fool, so I bet we could get away with it
Even if you say no, I won't tell her what happened tonight, it'll be our little secret, because after all, what are friends for?