Hm. Good day. I would like a cup of coffee, please.
Yes, with sugar and sugar. Thank you.
Oh, um... I would like...
Oh, um...
I'm sorry.
Um... Oh. Hello. Or, um, hallo.
Oh, god, this is so embarrassing.
I'm sorry, I... Oh, no, no, no, you really don't have to help me order.
I was just gonna head out anyways.
Oh, um, are you sure it's no trouble?
Well, thank you.
Thank you. My German's not so good. I'm very sorry. It's so embarrassing.
I appreciate you being so understanding, so thank you. Danke.
Those pastries look absolutely amazing, so I was just trying to order one with my coffee.
Danke. Yeah, just let me get my wallet out so that I can, like...
Oh, no, no, no, no, seriously, you don't need to pay for me, too. I got it.
You want to pay for me? Um, well, that's very kind of you. I really appreciate it.
Hey, um, is it alright if I sit with you for a bit? Thanks.
Oh, god, coffee here is so fantastic. Much better from where I'm from.
I'm sorry you had to watch me stumble my way through that.
Oh, please, you're being far too kind. I was a mess over there.
I'm an exchange student from the States, and I've only been here, like, a couple of days, so my German is, well, how do you say, schrecklich?
Terrible. Yeah, yeah, I'd love for you to help me with my German, or um...
Thank you. Sorry, obviously, I need help.
Yeah, like, seriously, that'd be so helpful. Let me just get my notebook out of my bag here so I can take some notes, because I know if I don't write it down, I'm definitely going to forget.
Just the type of weird person I am.
Okay, so I'm just gonna name off some, like, phrases in English, and if you could help me translate them, that would be great.
Alright, yeah, so, um, cool. So the first one that I really, really could use is, um, how do you say, where is the nearest hotel?
I'm sorry, you're gonna have to go a little bit slow with me here, like I said. Terrible.
Okay, could you say that for me again, but slightly slower?
Okay. Let me see if I got it. Alright, so, where is the nearest hotel? Wo ist das nächste Hotel? Is that okay?
Oh, good. I'm glad it's serviceable at best.
No, no, no, I'm not blushing, it's not you, it's just...
Okay, whatever. Moving on.
Oh, here's one that I could use pretty much daily. Um, how do you say, can you please help me translate this English into German?
Hey, I can't always rely on the kindness of handsome strangers like you and coffee shops to help me navigate a second language, how can I?
I'm gonna have to learn to seek out help sooner or later.
Alright. Yep, ready, go.
Hey, whoa, hold on a minute, you're going way too fast for me. One more time, okay?
Okay.
Alright, I'm sure I'm really gonna butcher this one, but I'll give it my best shot.
Alright, can you please help me translate this English into German?
Können Sie mir bitte helfen, dieses Englisch ins Deutsch zu übersetzen?
Is that okay?
Oh, thank goodness. That one was a lot harder than the last one.
Although I guess these are all difficult for me, so...
Yeah, I really appreciate you helping me. I'm sorry I'm so awkward in everything, I'm just trying really hard not to make a complete fool of myself.
You're cute, you know that?
There's something else I want to tell you, but if I say it poorly in German, you'll tell me, right?
Good, alright, here it goes.
Wo können wir gehen, um uns zu küssen?
Yeah, I really want to go somewhere we can kiss. Maybe more than kiss?
You've been kind enough to help me with my German, buying me coffee, and put up with all my, well, my weirdness.
I'd love to repay that kindness with some gratitude that doesn't require a translation.
I mean, you know, if you really think about it, arousal is a universal language, and I would love to show you my lexicon.
Yeah, mein Deutsch may be dreadful, but in regards to pleasure, I have an extensive vocabulary.
So, what do you say? Want to get out of here?
I'm so happy to hear you say that. Wunderbar, alright, let's go.
This is a charming flat you've got here, and it's got plenty of comfortable surfaces you can lay me flat on.
Why don't you be a dear and draw the shades close while I strip down for you?
Thank you, such a gentleman.
Guten tag, Herr Sexy.
Too much? Yeah, I figured.
I'm just being the dork, I'm sorry.
Hands on my throat?
Oh, thank God. I get the feeling you're just as kinky as I am.
Fuck, you're good at that.
Feel free to put those beautiful hands on my perfect tits.
It's been a while since I've had my nipples pinched by someone who knew what the fuck they were doing.
Oh yes, fuck. Feels wonderful.
I want you to put them in your mouth now. You want to suck on my tits? Yeah, fuck.
Oh, God.
Yeah, darling.
With your teeth, and your tongue, and the way you use your hand to play with the other one that you're not sucking on. Oh, fuck, fuck.
Get out of those clothes. I can feel your cock hardening against me beneath those trousers.
Well, that didn't take long.
I appreciate a man of efficiency in the bedroom.
Oh, wow. Sorry, it's just, you have a really, really nice cock.
At the risk of sounding too forward.
I was thinking about giving you a fellatio the second we left the coffee shop.
Sorry, I really, I really need to suck your cock.
May I?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you, sir.
I also appreciate a man of authority.
You taste even better than you look.
Oh, fuck.
You like it when I swirl my tongue around the head, most sensitive parts like this.
Oh, you really like that.
You want to see another trick?
No, but it's not a surprise if I tell you what I'm going to do to your cock.
I'm going to suck this out. Look into my eyes.
You're damn right I know how to deep-throat you.
You want me to do it again?
Ask me nicely.
Much better. As you wish, sir.
Oh, fuck.
I love this cock.
You're so much fun.
Don't be shy.
Pull my hair.
There you go.
Hang on.
How about, how about we both make a mess of each other?
Yeah, let's 69 on your sofa.
I'll put this pretty pink pussy in your face.
So you can taste how what I am for you.
And you thrust those hips into my soft mouth, then I can really suck you dry and run my tongue all over you.
Believe me.
Those pastries at the cafe are just as sweet as I am.
You taste lovely, sweetheart.
Go on.
Eat my fucking pussy.
Sucker cock.
Fuck, you're good.
Translations isn't the only thing that mouth is good for.
Fuck.
You have an interesting talented tongue.
Oh, fuck.
That's it.
Little circles just like that.
I'm gonna fucking do it for you.
While you tongue my clit.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You're terrific.
It's just.
I could feel you getting close, touching on my tongue.
I'm goddamn near close to coming myself.
Oh, fuck.
You're really good at that.
It'd be fun to come on each other's faces, but I need you to fuck me.
I need you to fuck this pussy.
Pound into me and claim this cut, please.
You want me to beg.
All right.
All right.
I can respect that.
Please.
Please fuck me senseless with your perfect cock.
Bend me over the arm of the sofa and give it to me with everything you got.
Please, sir.
Please, please, please, please, fuck me.
Fuck me, please, please, please.
Please.
Oh, yes.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
I'll just assume the position for you so you can.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I love the sound that my pussy makes when you slam in and out of me.
Fuck.
Fuck.
You treat all your ladies this good?
Hair sexy?
Oh, I sure feel lucky then.
Oh, fuck, yes, sir.
Oh, fuck.
Spank my ass while you claim this cut.
Fuck.
Give me the cock I've been craving and the discipline I need.
Fuck.
Oh, you really got me worked up before with your tongue and I'm squeezing for you.
Oh, God.
I'm going to fucking come with you.
I'm going to come for you, but I ought to warn you, though, when I come, my pussy muscles squeeze so fucking tight.
I might push you out of me if you're not prepared, so fuck.
In other words, when I start coming, you need to fuck me harder.
You need to stay inside me, okay?
I really don't want to push you out.
I'm coming.
I'm going to come.
Oh, God.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'm going to come.
I'm going to come.
I'm going to go.
Fuck.
It's starting.
No.
I told you.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Pound into me till you fill me up.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Empty for me like a good boy.
Fuck, yes.
I want to feel the trips on the insides of my thighs.
I want to feel my G-spot just pulse.
Fuck.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, ride that wave with me.
Fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
I have my reservations about being so formal with you.
Not once you fucking turn me on, but I don't regret a thing anymore.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, you are so fucking good at choking and spanking.
I don't know why.
I'm good.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you checking in with me.
That's really sweet.
Yeah, I can take it.
I'm resilient that way.
I'm a buxom American girl, remember?
So, you think you can tutor me again tomorrow night?