I want everyone to touch my butt. Everybody. Strangers, friends, God help me, family, I want everyone to... to rub it. To spank it. Fuck it, kiss it, lick it, whatever, just... please, touch my butt. Uncover it in public, tell your friends it's open for business, take pictures as they spread the cheeks and run their fingers over the hole. My butt belongs to everyone. Please, everyone, just... take ownership of it. Cut holes in the backs of all my panties, and my jeans. Take me out on a cold winter's day. Make me sit on the cold concrete for five, ten, fifteen minutes, then roll me over and show people my ice-cold bottom as they pass. Make me beg them to cum all over my butt to warm it back up, then listen to me giggle a little bit as you scoot down and lick the cum off.
 
Do you want to spank it and write things on it? That's fine. That's what it's there for.
 
Do you want me to sit on your face and grind it down on you while I smack your cock? That's fine too.
 
Dominate my ass, be a slave to it, I don't care, as long as you give it the attention it deserves.
 
Send pictures of it to your friends. Have contests to see who gets to spank it first. Make people pay to spank my butt and donate the proceeds to charity. Make me learn to twerk and then teach others to do the same. Whip it until I cry. Then kiss it better. Use it as a pillow.
 
Fuck it with a dildo, film it, and send the video to everyone I know. Make me rub it against my best friend's butt.
 
My butt exists to be used by others, or to use others. My butt is a slut!
 
(Then spank yourself as many times as you like, and bring yourself to orgasm while talking about your butt if you want.)