1 00:00:09,980 --> 00:00:11,980 [boombox blasts rock music] 2 00:00:14,270 --> 00:00:16,420 [boom box blasts hip hop] 3 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:34,300 [boomboxes stop playing] 4 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,140 [boomboxes play 'Run-DMC - Walk This Way'] 5 00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:50,090 Oh. Hi! 6 00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:51,340 Oh my god! 7 00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:52,920 I'm your god! 8 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,220 I'm his god!! 9 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,220 Is that the big fat bastard? 10 00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:06,570 [crowd goes "Whoop whoop!"] 11 00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:25,490 Oh no! 12 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,490 You stole my soul! 13 00:20:27,490 --> 00:20:30,070 You've stolen my soul! 14 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,340 Can you see the.... *laughs* 15 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:41,040 Can you see the future in his head? 16 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,040 You might have to rub it some! 17 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,040 Yeah! 18 00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,490 The future is alcohol! 19 00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:52,990 And rat tail! 20 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,890 Hello, Curly Moustache Man 21 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,890 behind the really.... HELLOOO! 22 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,220 Cheetah! 23 00:21:41,290 --> 00:21:44,570 Ooohoohoooohoooo00000rrrr! 24 00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,570 0rr 0rrr 0rrrrr 000rrrr! 25 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:56,170 Sorry, I had too much wine and Cai Pirinja! 26 00:21:56,570 --> 00:21:57,990 I'm totally out of order, 27 00:21:57,990 --> 00:21:59,990 and it's fun! 28 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,270 Mr. Andersson! 29 00:22:07,270 --> 00:22:08,670 Nice to see you! 30 00:22:08,670 --> 00:22:10,670 We did not expect you! 31 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,170 I'm way too sober for this. 32 00:25:29,170 --> 00:25:31,170 I need more alcohol. 33 00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:02,940 [really bad singing] 34 00:31:59,190 --> 00:32:01,190 We are drunk as fuck! 35 00:32:01,190 --> 00:32:03,190 We are drunk as fuck the German way! 36 00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:05,790 Ja! 37 00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,790 Hallooo! 38 00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:10,340 This... is Eurofurence 39 00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:11,420 twothousand... 40 00:32:11,420 --> 00:32:13,420 fucking-sixteen! 41 00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:15,420 Twentytwo! Yaaaahhh! 42 00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:17,420 Back to the eighties motherfuckaaah! 43 00:32:20,090 --> 00:32:24,070 [strange song about Tay or so...] 44 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,500 [Xzadfor sings Tay stuff] 45 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,290 It's the final Taydown! 46 00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:54,290 Is there anything you'd like to say about Thursday night? 47 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,370 It's Friday night. 48 00:32:57,990 --> 00:32:59,320 Fuck! 49 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,570 What day is this? 50 00:33:01,570 --> 00:33:03,570 What fucking day is this? 51 00:36:58,940 --> 00:37:00,270 You have the right to an attorney. 52 00:37:00,270 --> 00:37:02,270 If you can't afford one, one 53 00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:05,690 will be provided to you. Do you understand your rights? 54 00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:07,920 I need a yes or a no! 55 00:40:01,290 --> 00:40:02,790 A squirrel your size... 56 00:40:02,790 --> 00:40:04,340 there must be a lot of nuts around here. 57 00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:06,340 The nuts thing is a complete myth. 58 00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:07,470 Really? 59 00:40:07,470 --> 00:40:08,940 Squirrels like to eat at Nando's, 60 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,940 they're big fans of chicken, 61 00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:12,940 There's so much about 62 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:14,940 squirrels that's not true 63 00:40:16,190 --> 00:40:17,740 Did you know we lay eggs? 64 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:19,740 Squirrel eggs are this big, 65 00:40:19,740 --> 00:40:21,740 8 squirrels in each egg... 66 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:25,240 Everything you hear about squirrels is not true. 67 00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:32,890 Mostly.... 68 00:40:32,890 --> 00:40:34,540 Mostly dealing, really... 69 00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:36,540 Dealing, you know... 70 00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:38,540 Wanna buy some pegs? 71 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,990 Ahh, I've been clean from pegs for a while. 72 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,520 No extra cubs today? 73 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,520 Shut it! 74 00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:52,320 Dogs and squirrels... 75 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,320 Dogs and squirrels don't get along at all... 76 00:40:56,990 --> 00:41:00,170 Look at this strong rat, I could smell it from across the room! 77 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,840 Strong! 78 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:10,670 Can't sleep, con will eat me! 79 00:41:12,090 --> 00:41:13,270 It's a husky! 80 00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:15,270 The inner guts of a husky! 81 00:41:15,270 --> 00:41:17,270 It's the gutsky. 82 00:41:19,170 --> 00:41:20,120 Heeey! 83 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,670 Whassup! 84 00:41:21,670 --> 00:41:23,970 Welcome to the super secret bullshit room! 85 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,500 You're Dibs! 86 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,120 I am! 87 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,170 What's up Dibs? 88 00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:28,800 Not a lot. 89 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:29,600 Where you're from? 90 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,600 Netherlands! 91 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,020 Netherlands? Nice! 92 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,000 Alright then! 93 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,300 What are you listening to here? 94 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,620 Oh come on! 95 00:41:39,620 --> 00:41:41,000 You're adapting to a phone? 96 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 This is awesome, however, 97 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,600 You gotta use a tape, man! 98 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,600 I know but that kills the batteries. 99 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,600 Ohhh well.... 100 00:50:03,940 --> 00:50:05,220 The only people, 101 00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:07,220 person I really had to come out to 102 00:50:07,220 --> 00:50:09,220 about being furry, was 103 00:50:09,220 --> 00:50:11,220 my own daughter. 104 00:50:11,820 --> 00:50:13,990 And she still disapproves 105 00:50:13,990 --> 00:50:15,990 but she still loves me because I'm her 106 00:50:15,990 --> 00:50:18,620 mom, she calls me every night, 107 00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:20,620 She's called me and lefft messages, 108 00:50:20,620 --> 00:50:23,190 on my phone every night, 109 00:50:23,190 --> 00:50:26,240 and the end of it always is "I love you, mom!" 110 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,240 That's okay, so I guess she accepts 111 00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:30,240 that I'm furry. She thinks that 112 00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:32,670 I'm crazy for being furry... 113 00:50:33,590 --> 00:50:35,290 Her problem, not mine! 114 00:50:35,290 --> 00:50:36,690 [laughter] 115 00:50:36,690 --> 00:50:39,190 Kage's fursona is a cockroach. 116 00:50:39,820 --> 00:50:41,970 Not really. That's his name. 117 00:50:41,970 --> 00:50:43,970 He doesn't feel like a cockroach. 118 00:50:43,970 --> 00:50:45,970 [laughter] 119 00:50:45,970 --> 00:50:47,870 The reason he's a cockroach 120 00:50:47,870 --> 00:50:49,870 you all know that story. 121 00:50:49,870 --> 00:50:52,240 When he was in grad school 122 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:54,240 and was playing one of the games 123 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:56,520 where you had to have an animal name, 124 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,520 and he was living in a flea-bitten 125 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,520 hotel some place, 126 00:51:01,770 --> 00:51:04,320 and the other kids 127 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,320 were like dial-up connection 128 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,320 15 minutes before you'd get an answer 129 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,320 if you asked a question... 130 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,320 and they said "What would you like to have?" 131 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,320 Wolves were taken, foxes taken, cheetahs 132 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,320 taken, all the birds were gone, 133 00:51:16,590 --> 00:51:19,490 and they're staying for the process on his computer 134 00:51:19,490 --> 00:51:21,490 They said "Kagemushi!" 135 00:51:21,490 --> 00:51:23,490 Because he had read the Kagemushi comic books. 136 00:51:25,020 --> 00:51:28,870 Fox, are you sending messages to Sam? 137 00:51:28,870 --> 00:51:31,040 I'm tweeting that picture of you in the Cheetah kigu. 138 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,040 [laughter] 139 00:51:37,870 --> 00:51:40,190 I know your son. 140 00:51:42,090 --> 00:51:43,470 Are we talking about Kage? 141 00:51:43,470 --> 00:51:44,520 Yes! 142 00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:46,020 I saw him in the bar. 143 00:51:48,490 --> 00:51:50,690 This is a huge, big secret. 144 00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:52,690 If anybody blows it I'm gonna 145 00:51:52,690 --> 00:51:54,690 be really mad. 146 00:51:54,690 --> 00:51:56,890 Next time Fox and 2 147 00:51:56,890 --> 00:51:58,890 or soembody else I know 148 00:51:58,890 --> 00:52:01,690 well is down for a wine stream, 149 00:52:02,290 --> 00:52:03,920 I'm gonna get 150 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,920 and give them 151 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,540 pictures of Sam starting at baby, 152 00:52:08,540 --> 00:52:10,540 first grade, sixth grade, 153 00:52:12,820 --> 00:52:14,840 And I'll just go like this: 154 00:52:17,270 --> 00:52:18,870 That'll freak him out! 155 00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:20,870 I came across a sixteen 156 00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:22,870 year old picture, 157 00:52:22,870 --> 00:52:24,870 it's a cute picture, 158 00:52:24,870 --> 00:52:26,520 he doesn't look as cute now, 159 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,520 and he had that hair, 160 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,520 I also found a picture 161 00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,520 of him with a moustache and a 162 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,520 beard, it was down when 163 00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,520 he went fishing, and 164 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,520 they were gonna bring back a big fish so 165 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:40,470 we could cook for dinner, 166 00:52:40,470 --> 00:52:41,740 He's shown that at one point. 167 00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:45,390 This is a fantastic picture. 168 00:52:45,390 --> 00:52:47,390 He's standing outside the garage 169 00:52:47,390 --> 00:52:49,390 door with this huge 170 00:52:49,390 --> 00:52:51,390 fish... that they 171 00:52:51,390 --> 00:52:53,390 bought at the toy store. 172 00:52:53,390 --> 00:52:55,390 [laughter] 173 00:52:55,390 --> 00:52:57,390 "We got a fish, mom!" 174 00:52:57,390 --> 00:52:59,390 But it's a great picture. 175 00:52:59,590 --> 00:53:01,090 You gotta watch, he's.... 176 00:53:01,090 --> 00:53:03,090 I wouldn't say he's sneaky... 177 00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,770 he's sneaky. 178 00:53:07,690 --> 00:53:11,070 When I explain to people that don't know furry, 179 00:53:11,070 --> 00:53:13,070 I'd just tell them 180 00:53:13,070 --> 00:53:15,070 You know the Disney cartoon, yes? 181 00:53:15,070 --> 00:53:17,070 You've got it all there. 182 00:53:17,070 --> 00:53:18,440 It starts from there and... 183 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,440 They love the animals, the cartoons, 184 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,440 the art, the friendship. 185 00:53:22,890 --> 00:53:26,240 My husband's still watched cartoons every Saturday. 186 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,170 Roadrunner... 187 00:53:28,170 --> 00:53:30,170 I can give you a plot for 188 00:53:30,170 --> 00:53:32,170 every single roadrunner movie 189 00:53:32,170 --> 00:53:33,020 there was. 190 00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:35,020 I've got them all 191 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,070 all of them on my computer. 192 00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:38,970 Okay. 193 00:53:38,970 --> 00:53:40,970 You would've gotten along real well. 194 00:53:40,970 --> 00:53:43,290 He looked forward to when the grandchildren would come 195 00:53:43,290 --> 00:53:45,490 so he had an excuse to watch cartoons. 196 00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:51,390 When my kids were little we always had two cats, two dogs... 197 00:53:51,390 --> 00:53:53,070 hamsters,... 198 00:53:53,070 --> 00:53:54,570 everything. 199 00:53:54,570 --> 00:53:56,570 Sam has spiders. 200 00:53:56,740 --> 00:53:58,570 We were a little crazy about that. 201 00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:01,340 I went into his room one day 202 00:54:01,340 --> 00:54:03,340 and there was a spider web 203 00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:05,340 and I went with a 204 00:54:05,340 --> 00:54:07,340 broom and he said "No! Stop!" 205 00:54:07,940 --> 00:54:10,020 "That's my favourite spider!" 206 00:54:15,020 --> 00:54:16,520 Now I didn't say "Oh you're 207 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:17,740 spidery!" 208 00:54:19,620 --> 00:54:21,090 To this day, 209 00:54:21,090 --> 00:54:23,090 there's his door spider, 210 00:54:23,390 --> 00:54:25,190 They went right in my face when I came to visit. 211 00:54:27,290 --> 00:54:29,140 "Aren't spiders creepy things?" 212 00:54:29,170 --> 00:54:30,740 No, they're not! 213 00:54:30,740 --> 00:54:32,320 Spiders are good! 214 00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,320 They kill cockroaches. 215 00:55:06,290 --> 00:55:07,440 How's it going? 216 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,370 Well, last night... 217 00:55:08,370 --> 00:55:10,740 Your expert opinion, are any nuts nearby? 218 00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:12,740 That whole nuts thing's gotten.. 219 00:55:12,970 --> 00:55:14,420 It's still not happening. 220 00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:17,390 He eats eggs, that's why he's farting. 221 00:55:17,390 --> 00:55:19,840 That's why he never goes for a poo. 222 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,290 Eggbound! 223 00:55:21,290 --> 00:55:23,290 What do otters eat? 224 00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:24,520 They eat smaller otters. 225 00:55:24,590 --> 00:55:25,440 Fish! 226 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:26,420 And squirrels! 227 00:55:26,420 --> 00:55:28,420 Don't eat squirrels. 228 00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:34,920 Oh. It's recording. 229 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,920 Of course it's recording. 230 00:55:38,170 --> 00:55:40,140 I'm American. I aim two things at people: 231 00:55:40,140 --> 00:55:42,140 Guns and cameras. This one has to be 232 00:55:42,140 --> 00:55:44,140 a camera. 233 00:56:04,890 --> 00:56:07,690 Tay, Tay, Tay, Tay.... 234 00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:11,700 He really seems annoyed, so... 235 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:13,140 you reached your goal. 236 00:56:15,420 --> 00:56:16,890 Do you know Strife? 237 00:56:16,890 --> 00:56:18,720 Tay tata Tay! 238 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:20,720 Boy of wonder I don't know 239 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:22,490 the text... 240 00:56:22,490 --> 00:56:24,490 Something something Tay something... 241 00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:56,340 Oh, it's a massage wolf. 242 00:57:58,820 --> 00:58:01,190 He's got a massage for you. 243 00:58:52,620 --> 00:58:54,790 Use the claws, Luke... 244 00:58:54,790 --> 00:58:56,270 Having fun? 245 00:58:56,270 --> 00:58:58,270 Oh good! 246 00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:07,890 He was trying to steal my wine downstairs. 247 00:59:08,590 --> 00:59:10,270 You should know better. There's better people 248 00:59:10,270 --> 00:59:12,270 than you let him try. Even foxes have failed. 249 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,240 Alright. we've got a bitey one here, I like that. 250 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,170 *beep* 251 00:59:38,570 --> 00:59:40,520 *boop* *boop* *boop* 252 01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,490 I've got a dog! 253 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,820 It's my dog! 254 01:01:20,970 --> 01:01:22,790 Awooooooo! 255 01:01:23,770 --> 01:01:25,890 No awoo, no awoo. 256 01:01:31,070 --> 01:01:33,720 It's a fat man! Scibbydibbydibby.... 257 01:01:34,540 --> 01:01:37,540 You better sing about me in public bitch! 258 01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:39,540 Box-face-furry! 259 01:01:39,540 --> 01:01:41,540 Don't do drugs. I mean, change your underwear 260 01:01:41,540 --> 01:01:43,540 but don't change anything else. 261 01:01:43,670 --> 01:01:45,970 And click it or ticket, 262 01:01:49,490 --> 01:01:51,040 fare thee well! 263 01:08:11,940 --> 01:08:14,320 Dhary wanted to make a joke 264 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:16,320 and he handcuffed this poor guy... 265 01:08:17,140 --> 01:08:18,840 *aoooo arroooo* 266 01:08:20,170 --> 01:08:22,740 And then he forgot that he had the 267 01:08:22,740 --> 01:08:24,740 keys in his room! 268 01:08:42,670 --> 01:08:43,970 WHEEE! 269 01:08:43,970 --> 01:08:45,970 [laughter]