Goddamn legs, why don't you start moving?! "It seems like i had to do something about that, you are not going anywhere" I hate you brain, wait, am i still mumbling? I hope not, what if they heard what i sai...

 

"Every single words"

 

Shit. "It's not what i planned but at least it worked" I have to do something to get me out of this situation and quick!

 

"Euh, did you really heard everything?"

 

"Yes and your mumbling has never been so loud"

 

"Sorry, no one ever told me this so i guess i just didn't realised. Well, i gotta go, goodbye Fang"

 

I start walking away, finally my legs work again! "For now..." My enthusiasm leave instantly when i see that Fang is still following me, goddamn, why are they doing this to me? It's was hard enough to see them again after all these years, now they seems to try to fix things but i don't want that. It's not that i'm a selfish bastard who only cares about himself. "It's exactly who you are" Okay, you are right, i was selfish before and i'm still selfish today, maybe they changed, but i'm still the same. I've been walking for a good 5 minutes and they still follow me, alright Fang, you want to talk? Let's talk, i turn myself to them, they still looking angry but it seems to go down a little.

 

"What do you want?"

 

"You know it was sarcastic when i said to get out and leave me alone, i didn't really expected you to actually run away again."

 

"I told you, i'm leaving"

 

"You really think you can hide from me? Well, it worked for five years but now i know you are still alive so i won't let you get away again."

 

"What do you want from me?"

 

"I want fucking answers Anon, why did you never came back? What happened to you, why are you looking like this, why are you here?"

 

"Listen, if i answer all your questions, will you leave me alone?"

 

"Maybe..."

 

"Fine! I never came back because i tought you would never forgive me. I dropped out of school, i look like this because i wear the same clothes since five fucking years and i'm here because i was looking for RAYmba. Are you happy?"

 

This seems to be too much information at the same time, they look shocked to see how fast i said that and with no mistake. Even myself is suprised. "I'm a little responsible" Oh c'mon brain, let me handle this situation. I turn myself to continue my research for an alley to sleep for the next 8 hours.

 

"So now that i have answered all your questions, goodbye Fang"

 

"Wait! Stupid bastard, i... i don't understand, i tought you would go into the military, like you told me one time"

 

"Stop asking questions and leave me alone"

 

"Fuck you, i won't give up until you tell me everything"

 

Fang is not gonna give up easily, they were always like this at highschool and they are still like this today. I think i know how to make them get away. "I know what you're thinking and you better not do this" Why? It's the only way... "Ok ok, listen to me, i know you think it's a good idea but i can assure you that it will not end well, neither for you than for them" After consideration, i admit it's not really a good idea but i really need a way to get out of their sight. "Don't worry i got something, i'll handle this" Hey wait, you better not do anything stup...

 

"Alright, you win, i'll answer all you questions but not now okay? I just want to sleep so let's meet tomorrow at 10"

 

"Ok, perfect, Pizza Time at 10"

 

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BRAIN?! "It was the only way to get rid of them and also a way to fix things between you two because you are really unbelievable" I won't go tomorrow. "Yes you will!" Fuck you brain. "You'll go tomorrow at 10 and fix this shit once and for all!" I need to get away, far away but first i really need to sleep. Fang seems to be satisfied of my proposal and finally stop following me. But just before i celebrate this victory of mine i'm interrupted by the voice behind me.

 

"Wait, where are you going to sleep?"

 

"Euh, i'm gonna find an alley"

 

"You are serious? An alley? You don't have an appartment?"

 

"Well, i'm fucking poor, i think you know that already so i can't afford an appart"

 

"Are you alright, i mean..."

 

"Fang, i'm okay, i sleep in the streets since 4 years now, just go at your place. At this time, the streets are not safe"

 

"Look at you Anon, i'm clearly not the one in danger here"

 

They are not wrong, but i would say that even if i'm skinny as fuck, i can still defend myself and with the reputation i have, i won't get trouble. But them... they don't know all the shit that happens in these streets every night, i don't want them to be harassed or attacked. Fang lift an eyebrow at me, waiting for a respond. 

 

"Don't look at me like this! You are no better than me, at least i know how to fight"

 

"Mhm, since when?"

 

"I learned by a friend of mine"

 

"Anon, you are the only guy i know that lost a fight against stairs, sorry to doubt about you fighting against real person"

 

"Shut up"

 

"Dweeb"

 

I freeze, chills come trough my whole body, this simple word... dweeb... they used to call me like that when... whatever, i need to end this conversation now and go to sleep, i'm tired of these feelings. I turn and walk until i find an alley, i wave at them and they still look at me. As i walk inside the alley, i see two junkies standing in the shadow. Nice... "My spidey sense is tiggling" No shit sherlock, these guys are weird. Before i could think of where i'm gonna rest to avoid being, i don't wanna think about that, by the two guy in the corner, one of them come in my direction. "Red alert, prepare yourself" Calm down brain, he doesn't look agressive. The one who walk towards me is a green dinosaur, skinny like me, i don't know what species exactly because i failed the dino species exam back at primary school. The other one looks like a human, a bit less skinny than the green dino. The dino point at me.

 

"Well well well, what do we got here, hey you got some carfe or anything?"

 

The human come out and go behind me, blocking my only exit. "Shit, what are we gonna do?" Okay, maybe i overestimated my power, Fang, i changed my mind, please come for my rescue, i'm in a real deep shit right now. I try to let out an answer to the green dino but as i do, the human grab me by the neck and pins me against the wall. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" Well, we are going to die like this, shuch a shame... Wait, there's no way i gonna die alone, stabbed to death for only 5$. "SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR, WE MUST FIGHT THESE TWO BITCHES!" Alright, i'm not a coward, i'm not going to give up like this, not this time...