Title: Trigga Moment
Status: Complete
Characters: Anon, Trish, Reed
Rating: SFW
Classification: One Shot 
Author: Anonymous

>a normal day at volcano high
>as normal as a 99% dinosaur high school can be
>lunch period taking place on schedule and script
>until Trish is cut off in line and bumped into by a green triceratops member of the football team
>Trish" "Aye watch where you walkin' trigga."
>"Ayo eat a dick trigga bitch."
>Anon: "Watch closely, you're about to experience a trigga moment."
>"Ancient cave paintings defines a trigga moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind of a Triceratops horridus."
>Trish: "What did you say trigga?"
>"Ayo squeeze it bitch."
>Trish is now up on her toes, head arched up as she does her best to get on eye level with the significantly taller male
>Anon: "Causing them to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner."
>"Just like a trigga, trigga moments are unpredictable."
>In the interim while we were focused on Anon's incessent narration, Trish has managed to mount the male
>she gotten herself up on his soulders and is pulling at his horns along with clawing at his face
>the rest of the lunchroom simply watches on
>Reed: "Broooo, it's like... like a monkey on a mule."
>upon hearing of the commotion, principal Spears charges into the lunchroom at full speed
>due to budget cuts he is doubling as school security this year
>he's even carrying police lights
>but not just a few flashing LEDs
>like... a whole police car light bar
>hooked up to a car battery he has on his other shoulder
>dropping his equipment as he arrives on scene he attempts to break up the fight by shoving Trish off the poor trike she was taking for a ride
>unfortunately Trish was locked in already
>she only let go once she managed to direct him into bashing his head onto a countertop with decent force, sending him collapsing to the ground
>as he laid there defeated, the diminuitive Trish stood over him triumphantly
>Trish: "Oh yeah look at you! You were poppin' all that mad shit a second ago, then you got your ass laid out!"
>she got over him, pointing mockingly down at him, and continuing to do so as Spears picked her up like a stuffed animal and carried her away
>Trish: "You eat a dick trigga! YOU EAT A DICK!"