Title: They Are Coming
Status: Complete
Characters: Anon, Fang, Naser, Naomi, Ripley, Reed, Stella, Rosa
Rating: SFW
Classification: One Shot
Author: Anonymous

>dark alley on a rainy night 

>Ripley Naser Reed and Anon, making their way about 

>quietly, as not to alert any unsuspecting individuals 

>Rip: "Hold up." 

>the ptero patriarch kneels down, rubbing up a viscous liquid with his fingers 

>Rip: "Never seen anything like this before." 

>N: Jeez dad, why are you rubbing it all over your hand? 

>Ripley walks over, brushing it off on Naser's tacky floral jacket 

>Rip: "They're changing." 

>Naser jumps in disgust 

>N: "Damnit dad! This was my good jacket! God this stuff smells!" 

>Reed laughs at his misfortune 

>despite this, Naser has about ten copies of that jacket 

>the group stops as they hear crying behind a door 

>A: "Shit, someone might be hurt" 

>Anon and Ripley slowly enter the door, flashlights pointed down 

>A: "Hey, we can help you out..." 

>his light slowly pans over someone, revealed further by a flash of lightning to be Fang 

>Ripley shoves Anon's light to the ground, silencing him 

>Rip: "Slowly back out of here, now." 

>the two proceed to start moving away from her 

>meanwhile, back in the alley, Reed and Naser notice an incoming group of female dinos 

>Naser begins firing off the beanbag shotgun his dad had given him 

>Reed runs into the room to alert the others 

>Re: Bros, bros! They're coming! 

>Reed shines his light right on Fang, startling her 

>he backs out of the room faster than that D&D session he stumbled on 

>A: "FANG DON'T KILL ME PLEASE!" 

>Anon sprints out of the room screaming like a girl, Ripley backs out firing rounds from a tranquilizer gun, missing entirely 

>Reed slams the door shut behind them and braces against it 

>bang 

>BANG 

>one of Fang's talons smash a hole right through the door, followed by an ear-piercing "SKREEEONK" 

>Reed begins spraying into the hole with a carfe loaded spray gun 

>Anon whips out his completely underwhelming water pistols, joining the other two in fending off the horde 

>Re: "Fang just chill out already bro!" 

>eventually Fang does seem to 'chill out', or pass out given how much carfe he just hit her with 

>Ripley is suddenly dragged back and up by a long grey tongue 

>up on a fire escape landing is Naomi, roping him in 

>Naser turns and fires, smacking his girlfriend in the head with a beanbag, knocking her out instantly 

>he then goes and helps up his dad, as he's getting him up he fends off two more female dinos 

>he does this with the shotgun one handed, just like all the cool guys in the movies did 

>Naser thought he was so cool but Ripley just looked up at him with an unamused stare 

>Anon chucks a tube of some kind, as it's flying through the air, the chorus from Just the Two of Us by Bill Withers emanates from it 

>all the dino-gals can't help but crowd around it, until the song stops and the pipe bursts in a cloud of sleeping gas 

>the alley is clear of all the ladies, leaving the men to recover for the moment 

>Reed spots a helicopter flying through the air and chases it back down the alley trying to get its attention 

>all the while a shadowy figure with a long spiney tail hops rooftop to rooftop after him 

>eventually he can't keep up with it any longer, ending up in a street 

>Re: "Damn bro, really coulda used a lift." 

>suddenly from the top of the nearest building pounces Stella, screaming some Japanese mumbo jumbo as she flies in at high speed 

>she lands right on Reed, before attempting to rip away his clothing 

>fortunately Anon is nearby, spraying her with his dinky water pistols 

>it does nothing 

>he gives up and just shoves her off, throwing one of the water pistols at her just like his elders would do with rocks 

>it klonks her on the head, knocking the stego out cold 

>unfortunately as she falls back she lands on a parked car, setting off the alarm 

>Ripley and Naser catch up with the pair in the street, noticing the alarm 

>Rip: "This is about to go to hell." 

>the team regroup together in the street, females pouring in from all sides around them 

>confidence is with them, it's just a bunch of average dino-gals, right? 

>a car down the street is suddenly tossed towards the group, along with the sounds of an angry spanish mamacita 

>Rosa is encroaching quickly, her sheer strength allowing her to essentially toss other girls aside with one arm as she sprints towards them 

Re: "Should we like, try to stop her, or run?" 

Re: "Bros?" 

Rip: "BOTH" 

They make a mad dash back for the alley, the only place their adversaries were not 

>the horde gives chase, Rosa easily clearing her way through the crowds to the front 

>Reed points to a ladder attached to a fire escape 

>Re: "The roof bros! Let's go!" 

>First up is Anon, obviously, his water pistols are useless, then Reed 

>Naser turns back towards the incoming colossal chica, firing a few beanbags to try and slow her down 

>she literally picks up another girl and fucking chucks her at him, smacking the poor ptero up against a wall 

>Ripley sees his son is in danger, running up and dumping enough tranquilizer darts into the baja bull to at least stun her 

>She swings an arm, Ripley manages to duck out of the way but her swing breaks through a solid brick wall 

>from that wall she takes a sizable chunk and launches it back up at Reed who is supporting from the fire escape 

>he manages to get out of the way, though the fire escape is heavily damaged 

>as Ripley goes for the ladder he's nearly picked off by a few unknown girls 

>fortunately, Anon continues to take after his ancestors, chucking the remainder of his water pistols and a few rocks down at them 

>A: "Come on I'm holding them off!" 

>more rocks rain down with the saturation fire of an archer regiment 

>Ripley begins ascending the fire escape, Rosa however is right on his tail 

>the sheer force of her launching her way up it starts to tear the fire escape off the wall 

>Ripley makes it on up but Anon stumbles, losing his trusty rock collection. 

>as the fire escape fully disconnects from the wall, Anon jumps off it, shouting for Naser who grabs him by the arm and helps hoist him up 

>the loud clattering of metal below insists that surely Rosa was stopped, for the time being anyways 

>finally, quiet is in the air as it seems our heroes have escaped, taking seats on various parts of the roof 

>Re: "Coooool, some time to chill, bros." 

>Rip: "Dumbass we just crossed the street. Let's not throw a party like we've survived already." 

>as expected, though the group had survived and had a moment to breathe, the streets around were all teeming with female dinosaurs 

>horny, estrus stricken female dinosaurs