Title: Thanks, I Needed That
Status: Complete
Characters: Anon, Fang
Rating: SFW
Classification: One-Shot
Author: Anonymous
Summary: Anon musters up his courage to ask Fang an important question.

"Hey, Fang, got a sec?" I ask before I get a chance to back out again.

Alright Anon, you're already halfway there, the furthest you have reached. Don't fuck it up now.

I hold my breath as the ptero slows down and turns her head in my direction.

"Sure, what is it?" she says, showing no sign of noticing my nervousness. I bet she can smell it, though, with a snoot that big.

Maybe it's a bad idea. Maybe I shouldn't ask her about it. But I just can't hold it any longer. Any answer is better than none.

"DoyouwanttohaveathreesomewithmeandTrish?" I blurt out in one go, feeling my face turn as red as a NSFW Indonesian whale hunting forum board.

Over the next second a wide range of emotions appears on Fang's face in a rapid succession - surprise, anger, disgust, embarrassment, anger again...

The second after that, I'm laying splayed on the ground, looking at the sky and feeling my cheek swell from the sudden impact of a scaled fist. I think I still have all my teeth, so I guess it could have been worse.

As I sit up with caution, it occurs to me that all the horniness that led me to this moment has evaporated. I look up at my beautiful, fuming, delightfully not-purple girlfriend, and try to smile with the functional half of my face.

"Thanks, I needed that."