Title: Starman Super X Redhead Fang
Status: Complete
Characters: Starman Super, Fang (Redhead)
Rating: SFW
Classification: One-Shot
Author: Pokemonpie
Summary: This was tonic and potato's idea. Blame them for its exsistence.

It was a dark and stormy night. The rain was pouring, cats were howling, the hail was thundering and the night was young. Starman as always was ignoring the terrible weather and the fact his neighbors cats outside were fighting or mating he could never tell which as they always made noise outside. But today neither the weather nor the weird cats could bother Starman, for today he was working on writing chapter 350 of bonds. For it was his first fanfiction and it was his magnum opus. It had become the meaning of his life if you will. But as fate would have it a tragedy struck poor Starman twice on this day. The first was when lighting crashed and crackled near his house hitting a power line and knocking out his power. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!" Starman cried out at the sudden loss of power to his home. "I HADNT SAVED YET DAMN IT!" He bellowed at the top of his lungs to no one in particular. The second tragedy followed soon after the first. For Starman heard a noise. "Is that coming from my kitchen?" He thought to himself, finding it rather odd that some one would be in his kitchen his he lives alone and fired his maid last week. With nothing ventured nothing gained, he made his way through the halls of his home to the kitchen. Upon reaching the enter way of his kitchen he noticed a light was on. "Well at least the kitchen didn't lose power, hope my lasagna in the fridge doesn't go bad." Starman mumbled to himself. After finishing his mumbling and other incoherent thoughts he entered his kitchen to find a lone figure standing by the counter. The slow and failurous sound of some one fucking up at chopping vegetables or fruit is heard. "Who are you and why are you in my kitchen?" Starman asked thoughts of unease and contemplation entering his mind. The figure stopped and gasped at hearing Starman question. Upon seeing the figure turn around and step into the light Starman heart sank along with his jaw at who stood before him. "M'oh, don't scare me like that honey." The young female spoke catching Starman off guard. "You promised me when we got married you would do 2 things for me, no more ninja and you would have a nice dinner with my parents every 2 weeks." Starman could not believe his eyes for before him wa none other than the object of his ire, Fang from snoot game with bright red hair. And did she mention marriage?! Starman not believing this quickly looked at his hand to find a ring on his finger. A ring that was not there prior to before he came into the kitchen. " What the hell is going on here, and what have I done?!" Starman asked aloud. "Why we got married you silly goose." The redhead fang spoke to which Starman uttered one thing in reply. " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOO!!!!"