Title: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Status: Complete
Characters: Trish, Unknown Human
Rating: Semi-NSFW
Classification: One-Off
Author: Nigga_with_a_Gimp2
Summary: A certain triceratops girl is making a ruckus over a wrong order and a certain human man is looses his temper about it, but they both resolve their temper.


A sweet aroma lingered through the whole building. The smell of coffee and baked goods occupied the all of the interior of the space.
Despite it's modern design. The wooden furniture of the Stegobucks still gave a somewhat welcoming feeling. A long line stretched from the cashier to the door of the space.
It was early in the morning. Everybody was kinda spaced out in their tired delirium and just a few dinos give strange but mostly tired looks at you. A human. Or a skinnie.
If they were bold enough to call you that. But overall calmness lingered through the space among the sleepless costumers. Or it would if a certain one of them wouldn't decided to make a ruckus.
At the beginning of the line a well dressed female triceratops woman is telling her problems about the "costumer service" of the space. Rather loudly mind you.
"I. Wanted. A. SKINNY LATTE! DO YOU THINK THIS IS A SKINNY LATTE? I COULD TASTE THE LARDY MILK THAT YOU POURED INTO IT! Cried out the young woman.
As her antics and complaint have gone on. Everybody grow a little inpatient. The previously quite crowd started to murmur. You could even hear a few racial slurs among the barely hearable swearing.
You join the the tired crowd in their thoughts. Various swearing and other not so polite thoughts cross your mind while the young women§s overreaction goes on.
Why can't she just ask for an other free on the house. Does she really have to make so many people wait for their sweet brew that pours some energy into their spirits?
This fucking...TRIGGER, just triggs out like she is the only fucking person in the world. You can see her head turning to even more redder and probably yours too.
Since some of the costumers who are near you probably started to notice your discomfort and your hand that is crawled up in a fist. You can barely take it anymore!
The triceratops women continues her onslaught. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I'M? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW! I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE VH UNIVERSITY COSMETIC CLASS" Her self important monologue been cut short by a scream. Your scream to be exact.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" You say, as you slightly step out of the line. Shaking with rage and gritting your teeth as your eyes most probably almost bulge out of your skull.
The young woman is taken aback by your sudden burst out. Now her eyes fixed on you. Like yours on her. "EX-CUS ME?! WHO DO YOU THINK!?" But her speech is cut short. Her expression changed to scared.
Mostly likely because you stepped out of the infinitely stretching waiting line and you started to approach her, with fast and loud steps. *THOMP* *THOMP* *THOMP* The ground loudly echoes your walk.
In no time you arrive at your destination. In the face of this egotistic purple trigger womanlet. She starts to collect herself and tries to speak out. But she hasn't even managed to say a loud "I" before once again.
You start to shout at her. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" You say, then starts to mockingly quoting her previous words "DO YOU KNOW WHO I'M? DO YOU KNOW I'M? DO. YOU. KNOW. WHO. I. FUCKING. I'M??," She starts to open her mouth.
But once again. You react first. "GUESS WHAT LA-*ARGHHH* BITCH! NOBODY FUCKING CARES! DO YOU SEE WHAT'S BEHIND YOU. DO YOU FUCKING SEE WHAT'S BEHIND YOU?" You start to point towards the line that you are once part to.
"THIS!" You continue as you point behind you."THIS MANY FUCKING PEOPLE ARE WAITING FOR THEIR BLOODY COFFEE IN HALF PAST SIX IN THE FUCKING MORNING JUST THEY CAN GET SOME FUCKING ENERGY INTO THEIR SYSTEM AND CONTINUE WITH THEIR BUSINESS!"
"BUT NOOOOOOOO! MS. I'M SO IMPORTANT JUST HAVE TO THROW A HYSTERIC HISSY FIT OVER A WRONG ORDER! GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING WHORE! SHE IS JUST PROBABLY TIRED AS YOU ARE! LIKE EEEEVVVEEERYYYBOOOODYYYY IN THE FUCKING! LINE!"
"SO GRAB THAT FUCKING SHIT THAT YOU JUST ORDERED. GET THE OUT. AND LET. OTHER. PEOPLE. HAVE. THEIR. FUCKING. COFFEE!" You finish your rage filled screaming. You see her baffled and confused eyes. She shuts her head down.
Then pays to the cashier and mumbles a heareble "sorry" then dashes off to on of the far corner of the building. You meet the eyes at of the cashier. She to is taken aback by this, but she let's out a big smile and asks.
"Can I take your orders sir?" You look at her than says. "No thanks. For now at least. I go back to my original place and." Your speech is cut short by a large Spinosaurus who was behind that purple triceratops woman.
"Nah, mister. Go for it" He says, and other form the line join his approval as comments raise from the line. "FUCKING. FINALLY" "Way to go! you showed her who is the boss" "Thank you. So. Fucking. Much!" "He cute!"
"If you want to get rid of a trigger then you can always count on a skinnie !" "Dude! Racist much!?" More and more approval is heard from the crowd. But it's all is lost as you turn to the cashier and order.
You look at her and say. "What was she ordered even? Skinny latte was it?" you ask? "Yes sir. Would you like to have one?" asks the cashier. "Yeah make it two and I also have a rustic old black cup of joe. Thanks."
The cashier smiles at you then says. "No sir. I thank you!" You wait for a few second then your order is handed to you. You then start to walk away from the cashier. You tried these kind of lighter coffees before.
But they never really worked out you for before. They just never took the trick for you before. But your curiosity had the better of you and you just had to order two. For safety. One might not do the trick.
As you start to walk farther from the cashier you notice your previous "opponent" far off in the corner at the small table of the cafe. You look at her. Her eyes are focused on the table, she looks devastated.
The young lady hasn't even touched her coffee. Just stares blankly at it. You also take a look at the two skinny latte that you are holding besides the cup of joe, the regular black coffee that you usually order.
A thought crosses your mind. You take a big gulp and swallow your spit in your mouth and you let out a grunt. You. Start to head towards the table where the the purple triceratops is sitting. What are you even thinking?
You quickly check your watch. It's almost seven in the morning. You have a small bit more than a hour to get to your work place. You can spare a few minutes for what you presume to be the biggest mistake of your day.
You got close enough of the table already. You pull out a chair than sit right across the women. Then you say a "Hey!" to her. She raises her head a little bit then mumbles a small "sorry" under her nose.
"Excuse me?" You ask then, she fully raises her head and makes a sudden piercing eye contact with you you. "I SAID I'M FU...I said I'm sorry. Alright. I made myself look like and idiot before so many dinos..err..people!
Sorry. What do you want?" She asks, her eyes still sharply piercing your look. Then you speak up. "Well. I'm her to say sorry as well. I overreacted just as much as you did. Well, I had my reason too. But I'm sorry as well.
It probably wasn't pleasant hearing that many "fuck" and "bitch" screamed at you. I even almost said the T-word." As you finish, her piercing look loosen a bit, her cheeks become slightly redder, then her face curls into a smile.
Then she lets out a small chuckle. "He he he. Don't worry. Just don't worry about. I grew up with multiple sibling who were younger than me. I had to babysit them a lot while my mom worked.
Once they hit puberty they started saying way worse things that you said." As she finished her sentence her slight smile become a bit wider, than she raised her hand towards you. "I'm Trish by the way."
You look at her hand for a few seconds then you take out for hand towards her. "Nice to meet you Trish. My name is." As you say your name, a the traffic noise besides the cafe becomes so loud that makes the end of your sentences unherable.
Probably only you and Trish heard it. "Well nice to meet you!" Trish says as she still holds your hand. Then you two brake the handshake. As both of your hands return to your coffe the realization suddenly hits you.
You reach for one of your skinny latte and give it to her. Her looks becomes confused then asks. "Oh, is this really for me?", You look at her and say "I yeah sure, It was originally for me though, but since I ordered two.
Feel free to take one." She raises the coffee cup with her hand and says "Oh. How considerate! Thanks you!" then she takes a small gulp, "Heh. Looks light they got your skinnie latte right." she says.
Wait. Did she just? Eh whatever, you will not put a ruckus over a slip of a tongue. You raise your voice and ask "So. You work in cosmetics?". After she finished her gulp she says "Yes, kinda.
The truth is a own a whole company that does cosmetic and designer jobs to dinos more boney appendages like horns and whatnot. I consider it more of an art form." She says and leans in a bit closer to you.
Then asks. "So. What are you occupy yourself get some cash?" She asks with a charming but a bit mischievous grin. You look towards the nearest window then you point towards one of the larger building.
You say, "Do you see that building over there, I'm doing office job for a company that distributes paper and other office supplies to companies." She let's out a small snicker. "Wow must be and interesting job then."
You look at her with dead, flat eyes than you take a big sip out of your black coffee and say "You don't know the half of it." ... "the fucking animals that work there" you mumble to yourself.
She speak up, "So do you like working there?" She asks. You let out an uncomfortable look then say "Well, it pays ok and the upper management says that I'm reliable so...it's not that bad."
"How long do you been working in there?" She asks. "Well more than three years, almost four." you reply. "So you say you are experienced? she asks. You shrug a bit then say "Eh. I guess you could say that?
Why do you ask?". She says, "Well the truth is my company is a bit short on office staff so if you are not content with your current job then." She cuts herself off as she searches for something in her reticule.
She takes out a small business card. You take it then start to examine it a bit. Look at that obsidian black coloring. The tasteful thickness of it.The letters are in dark golden Sans type text. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.
The woman is a professional, you can tell that about looking art her business card alone. You look at Trish who is smiling ear to ear. "I see you are impressed. My colleges liked it too." ... "So."
"Are you interested?" Trish asks. Before you can answer, you can hear the phone ringing. Oh no. Not him... You take up the call and you already hear your senior speaking his nonsense to you.
You look on your watch. There is twenty-five minutes until your job starts so you have time more than comfortable to arrive at your job and check in. "Alright bye... fucking Dwight!" you say as you hang up the phone.
Trish's smile curled into a really smug one. Then she say, "So... Are you... interested?". You look at her then slam the table and say "Oh my God! Yes, please take me out of that Raptor Jesus damned circus!"
"Oh, wonderful! Is next Monday good for you?" Trish asks waiting for your answer. You say, "Yeah, sure I just asks for a leave for next weeks Monday for psychological reasons. They. Will. Understand."
Trish's smile is unbroken, then she say, "Great. But I guess you should hurry. I'm sorry but, I cannot help but overheard some of the things your senior said.". You look at your watch.
You had eleven minutes left to get to your workplace. Oh boy, oh joy. You two stand up from your seats, each of you grabs your remaining coffees, then head towards the Door. As you two approach the exit of the Stegobucks.
You hold open the door for Trish. And you receive a smug smile from her as a form of Thank you. Looks like she is really a charming lady once you get to know her. Once you two outside you prepare to say your goodbyes.
But Trish speaks up first. "So about out meeting. I just like to mention that you should prepare a bit before head. You are going to be tested." she says. You want to reply first, but she steps closer to you.
"Hold on!" Trish says. "Your tie came loose. Let me fix it!" As she grabs onto your tie to fix it. She leans a bit closer to you and starts to whisper to you and say, "you know. I don't always mind thick lardy milk in my skinnie... latte. ~<3 " You are taken aback by her comment. You see her her face. Only inches from you. A large mischievous toothy smile become gargantuan and her two sapphire colored eyes are fixated in you. Your knees weak. You start to shake.
Your eyes are probably the size of plates and your feel your cheeks swelling with blood. You force down your salvia and ask it with a shaking voice "I-Is t-this a-a ppppart of the test, the i-interview?" 
Trish says, "What interview?". Then se leans even closer and pushes her lips to you while she still has a hold on your tie. She forces your mouth open with hers, and you can feel an uncomfortably long tounge.
Penetrating your mouth. Suddenly she breaks her surprise kiss.. You are utterly speechless. She leans back, then looks at her, watch and says. "Looks like you only got six minutes to arrive at time at your workplace.
Well. Better not be late. See you on Monday" ... "Handsome ~<3 ". Suddenly she turns away then starts walking away from you. You can see as she waves to you with the back off her hand.
While covered by a short skirt. You can see her behind seductively shaking as she takes a towards her destination. The erotic movement is more than intentional.
...
God damn it. Now you have a boner.
With fully raised tent.
You hurry to your work.