Title: Interesting Human Status: Complete Characters: Anon, Fang Rating: SFW Classification: One Shot Author: Anonymous >some human skank talking shit behind Fang's back >she does so in a way so Fang can hear it >the skank thinks Fang won't do anything, being new and outnumbered >the skank proceeds to realize dinosaurs are really strong, even the women >the skank realizes pulling Fang's hair while getting her ass beat was not a good idea >now Fang is really mad >so mad in fact she's gonna use her claws and damn the consequences >the human chick got out lucky, with only moderate lacerations and a blue eye >Fang doesn't get expelled because she threatens to sue the school for promoting species discrimination >the human students start avoiding her, none of them wanting to be on the wrong side of her claws >she does get detention though >not many rock bottom students stick around to get caught when they do something deserving detention >it's only her and another human >the teacher in charge of detention is asleep >the other human is reading some sort of comic book >why does he have that while she had to give up her phone? >might as well go ask >the human doesn't notice her approaching or even when she's standing right beside him >that's one weird as fuck comic book he's reading >did he get detention for having bad taste? >the human has started breathing heavily, beads of sweat forming on his forehead >well, he's definitely noticed her and hasn't been rude yet >better than most of the 'people' at this sorry excuse for a school >"Hey, you OK?" >Fang can't make out what the human said through the stammering >"Anyway..., how come you can have a comic while I have to give up my phone." >silence >god, is he a mute? >Fang is about to give up and return to her seat when the human speaks up >"I'm not here because I got detention." >Fang looks at the human as if he just grew a second, equally featureless, head >"Then why the hell are you here?" >the human stares at her for a while >has he never seen a dino before? >"I just don't like going home before I have to." >it feels like time froze, allowing Fang to consider her response >this seems like a private issue and she doubts the human would even be willing to talk about it if she asked >on the other hand, what's the worst that can happen? >he says no? >"You want to talk about it?" >the human looks at her for a moment before turning away >"You don't have to pretend to care, you know." >well, she tried at least >more than can be said others did for her >the human speaks up as she's about to return to her seat >"Why are you here though?" >"Beat up some bitch who thought she was hot shit." >"I didn't mean detention. Why did you transfer to this school?" >Fang looks at the floor and exhales >"Now who's pretending to care?" >an awkward silence fills the air >the human is the first to break it >"I'm Anon by the way." >"Fang." >the next day >Fang is dropped off at Rock Bottom by Naser >the drive was silent, like always >no goodbyes were exchanged, like always >she makes her way to her first class of the day >most students give her a wide berth >as Fang is about to walk into the classroom, she overhears a human girl talking to another >"can you believe the dumb bitch actually stuck around for detention?" >the girl turns her head and sees Fang is staring at her >color drains from the humans face before she bolts >'if you can't be loved, then at least be feared' >Fang chuckles to herself as she enters the classroom moments before the bell rings >the other students are already in their seats, hers waiting for her at the front of the classroom >the teacher looks at her impatiently as Fang, for the first time, takes a good look at her other classmates >she can't believe it, in the back of the classroom is Anon >he's even sitting alone >it's a miracle >she needed someone to mooch off of in science class now that Reed can't just give her a cheat sheet for the tests >when the human notices her, she can't help but be puzzled by his expression >she wasn't expecting him to jump for joy >but neither was such blatant suspicion >she reaches for the chair >"This seat taken?" >a couple of snickers immediately follow >Fang ignores them and waits for Anon to respond >"Wait, are you serious?" >"Shit, if you don't want me sitting next to you, just say so." >"It's not that. I just..." >the teacher has had enough >"Miss Aaran, can you please take your seat already?" >Fang sits down >Anon can protest later if he wants to >why is he sweating so much? >it's not even that warm >the teacher hands out a worksheet and goes back to reading some book >is every teacher here like this? >none of them give a fuck >like an entire school of Mr. Jingo's >Fang doesn't understand any of this shit >relying so much on Reed and his anonymous source has come to bite her in the ass >Anon seems to be having no problems though >she starts copying his answers >it's rude not to ask beforehand, but she can always ask for forgiveness in lieu of permission >Anon turned the page before she managed to copy everything >the next page's questions all reference the previous one >god damn it >might as well get it over with >"Hey, think you can go back to the previous page?" >Anon looks up from his sheet >"Why?" >"So I can copy it. I'm not good at this stuff." >"If you're just gonna copy my work, you'll never be good at it." >Fang sighs >"I don't need you to lecture me. If it bothers you that I'm copying your stuff, just say so." >so much for asking for forgiveness >for a moment, Fang considers going back to her old seat >but this human is the only one that talks to her these days >"What if I explained it to you?" >Fang nods her head towards the teacher >"Isn't that their job?" >"As if." >Anon begins explaining the material, often several times for her to understand >Fang could have sworn she saw a hint of a smile on Anon's face as he was explaining what a proton is