Title: Ending 2.5 - Anon and Fang vs The World!
Status: Complete
Characters: Anon, Fang
Rating: SFW
Classification: One Shot
Author: Anonymous

A "And she's always going on about her fucking plan."
F "Plan?"
"..."
"Oh"
"Oh fuck"
"Well...I had planned to tell them sometime. Better late than never."
A "We've been together- Been through a lot together, right?"
F "Yeah..we have."
A "You know I'd do anything for you, even call you by your enbie crap? That's been a real challenge."
F "It's not crap you drunk prick, but of course I know."
A "Promise you won't kill me-"
F "I promise I will if you don't spit it out."
A "So Naomi may have been directly responsible for us meeting and for pushing us closer, hoping I could "fix" you for her.
A "All so Naser wouldn't be so worried about you and actually spend time with his girlfriend."
F "Fix me? What about me did she want you to fix!?"
show fang very angry
"I look over at Fang and notice they're focused on me with a intense glare."
"Uhm...I don't know. Maybe the non-binary stuff and the music and your clothing."
F "W-What's wrong with my clothes!?"
A "Nothing! That's the thing, I like your sense of fashion, I like your music, and I don't give a shit about the pronouns either! I'll call you whatever you want."
A "Look I think Naomi hoped I would mold you into Ms Perfect like she's doing to Naser."
A "But fuck Naomi. I'm with you because I want to be."
"Fang closes their eyes and let's out the breath they'd been holding before looking back to me with a softer gaze."
show fang angry
F "I'm not- I'm not mad at you. I'm just fucking pissed at Naomi. Ugh FUCK NAOMI!"
"I hold my beer up"
A "Amen to that!"
F "To think she thought she thought I needed 'fixing'-"
A "She's the one that needs a real fixing."
F "-and that she could just control my little brother-"
A "I can't believe Nas has to put up with that all day."
F "-and try to manipulate my boyfriend."
"Dowhatnow"
A "Boyfriend?"
show fang considering happy
"Fang's expression changes to that of mirth as they look away."
F "Well yeah. What, did you think I kept you around for your charming good looks? Think again Chromedome."
"Ouch."
A "I mean I'm in no way opposed to it."
A "Just...why me? I'm not much. I still got a lot of shit wrong with me."
show fang happy
F "Because you helped me, you stood up for me when I wanted to play guitar, you were their for me on the rooftop, you helped find our venue, hell even after what Trish did you still forgave her."
F "Don't forget our song either."
A "I just did those things for you."
F "I know. That's why I'm doing this."
"Fang quickly pulls me into a hug. Their wings expanding around me in a feathery embrace."
F "Anon. I won't lie and say just everything is fine with me. I still got some problems too."
A "Fang you don-"
F "I DO. But if you'll stay with me, keep supporting me, then I promise I'll always be there for you too."
F "There to drag you out of your funk."
A "Me and you?"
F "Against whatever the world throws our way."
A "Heh. Where do I sign?"
F "Right here."
"Fang smirks and before I know it I'm liplocked- beaklocked?- whatever, we're kissing."
"..."
"And boy does my inexperience with kissing girls, much less girls of a different species, show."
"..."
"After a shorter time has passed than I would have liked, we part, our breathing heavy."
"Holy fucking based."
A "Well."
F "Well."
A "That was..."
F "Fun?"
A "I was gonna say 'messy' but fun works too."
A "So what now?"
"I have sand in places I never wanted it."
F "Wanna head back to my place?"
A "But what about your dad?"
F "We can go in through my window."
A "That just gives him even more legality to kill me."
F "It'll be fine. I won't let my big mean dad hurt you.~"
A "You're joking. My life could be in peril and you're joking."
"I reach down to pick up the last two beers as we gather our scattered trash."
"I hand one to my new-"
A "Hey since I'm your boyfriend now does that mean I can call you my girlfriend?"
F "Don't push it. Maybe when we're alone."
A "Deal."
"-girlfriend? as we begin making our trek back to Fang's house"
A "...Any ideas on how to get back at Naomi?"
F "I might have a few."
A "Do they involve railguns?"
F "No?"
A "Can they?"
"Fang laughs as they lock their hand with mine."
F "Such a fucking dweeb."
F "Let's go home, Anon"