Title: Doriteta Status: Complete Characters: Anon, Fang Rating: NSFW Classification: One-Shot Author: Anonymous Summary: Anon comes up with a great idea! I lay my hands on Fang's hips as she sits on my lap, her arms resting on my shoulder and her head leaning on mine. I slowly pull her closer and land a kiss on her neck, she responds with a giggle. Another kiss, a little bit lower this time. She lifts her head slightly as I plant another one, slowly going down her neck. Eventually, I run out of space and stop, resulting in a pout from her. In response I pick her up and flop her onto her back, causing her to let out a yelp. I slowly make my way up her body, planting little kisses on her pants, then her shirt, and finally back where I was. I slip my hands under her shirt and pull it up, causing her blush to deepen as I expose her body. I bring the shirt up and over her head and leave it hanging on her wings. I slowly begin my kissing again, going down past her collarbone and down towards her breast. Her coos turn to light moans as I finally reach her nipple. She rests a hand on my head as I suck, bringing another hand up to her crotch, rubbing softly. As I continue pleasing Fang I move my leg, accidentally pushing my phone off of the bed. It lands on an almost empty bag of Doritos™, causing a crumpling sound. I seem to be the only one that heard it though, Fang continues to moan and rub herself. A small thought forms in the back of my mind… I hope I didn’t crush too many chips, I hate when the bag is half dust. It is then that the single greatest idea that man has ever thought of crosses my mind. I stop, causing Fang to take a few breaths and look down at me. “What’s wrong? Why’d you stop?” I reach down and pick the bag up off the floor, causing her to raise an eyebrow. “Fang… please.” I say as I lift the bag up. “Please let me pour Dorito™ dust on your titties and lick it off.” Her face morphs into one of concern and disgust. “What? Why?” “This could be the greatest thing in the world, Fang please.” “No, I will not pour Dorito™ dust on my tits!” Panic sets in as I try to find a way to convince her. “But… But” “No buts!” “But it matches your eyes!” She stares in disbelief as I desperately plead, still holding the bag in my arms. She thinks for a moment, before finally looking up at me. “Only a dweeb like you could come up with an excuse that horrible.” She giggles slightly. “Fine, go ahead I guess, but if it gets everywhere I’m not helping you clean.” I stopped paying attention after “Ahead”, I slowly crush up the contents of the bag and tip it over, causing dust to cover Fang's boobs. I toss the almost empty bag to the side and resume kissing and licking all over her chest. Slowly but surely she gets back in the mood, slowly bringing a hand back up to her crotch. I can hear her tail moving back and forth under her, getting faster and faster as I continue to lick each crumb off of her. As I finish the last of the dust she slowly pushes my head lower and lower towards her groin. I grab her waistband and pull, revealing her panties and the obvious wet spot on the front of them. I pull them down as well, finally revealing her pussy. I slowly lower my head and prepare myself- And the second greatest idea that man has ever thought of crosses my mind.