Title: Annon [sic] Buys a Ford F-150
Status: Complete
Characters: Anon
Rating: SFW
Classification: One-Shot
Author: Pokemonpie
Summary: Annon [sic] buys a new truck, and runs over a small trigger child. Credit to Tonic for this idea.

It was a bright and sunny day in volcadera bluff. The clouds were signing, the birds were humping, and trigger children were at play in the street. On this day our resident young bald male human has just purchased his brand new Ford F-150 truck. "All right young man, the paper work is all done and now the keys to this brand new Ford F-150 are yours." The car dealer said, handing annon the keys. "Awesome I have been saving up and waiting for this day for a long time!" Annon exclaimed, with a child like glee and stars in his eyes. After quickly hopping into the Ford F-150 annon puts the key into the ignition and the truck comes to life with a roar of the engine. "Awesome the engine sounds amazing, and these seats are to die for!" Annon exclaimed, excited to drive his new truck off the lot. Annon disengages the parking brake, switches into drive and proceeds to drive put of the lot. After driving off the lot annon decided to take his new Ford F-150 around town. While passing through a suburban area annon slows down to answer a phone call. But as soon as he does this a red object passes infront of his truck catching his eye for a split second before a sudden *THUD* and a *CRUNCH* of metal is heard as the truck comes to a sudden stop. Thankfully annon was wearing his seat belt so he didn't go flying out his front window. Unfortunately his phone was in his hand and was ejected into his front window. "Fuck! What was that?!" Annon exclaimed surprised his truck suddenly stopped. "Better put it in park and see what happened." As annon puts his Ford F-150 in park he hears a sound, the sound of a small child giggling. "Oh no, oooooh noooo, raptor Jesus please don't be what I think it is." Annon exits his truck and walks around to the front were he sees a red rubber ball past his truck. Along with the fact that his front end is totaled. The front bumper is bent inward, towards the engine. The grill is in several pieces laying all over. The hood is somehow curled like a newspaper. The engine has several parts protruding through the frame of the truck and in-between everything is a small trigger child. A child that is somehow still alive and seemingly fused to the remains of the front of the truck. "Fucking triggers, it figures." Annin says cursing at the small child who only returns his words with a giggle seemingly finding the situation funny somehow. "Fuck, what am I gonna do now?" As annon had just bought this truck and had no insurance.

The End