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Oneliners
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dva:
I love patreons costumumer guidelines.

ahri:
I like shaking hands. Statisticly it's very likely that the hand you're shaking touched a dick before.
Come on, we're no strangers to love. You know the game and so do I. 
who called it cum and not crème de la penis?
So if they are straight and I get their dricks hard, it makes me a woman, right?


Whos dick did I have to suck to get this position? Well I don't want to get anyone in trouble, or everyone for that matter.
First you get to know their name, then you ask if you can suck them off. People like to take proper ordering in that very seriously.
I mean talking is fun, but can I suck a dick already.

Fio:
Yesterday is a mistery, tomorrow's history, but today is a present. That's why it's called a gift.
I always wished my life to feel like I'm flying. The last few years I've been falling with no hold. I mean, technically that counts.
Yesterday I donate my entire wallet to a homeless guy. He was super happy when I told him that I didn't even want to buy his knife.
Nah, that can't be. If butts aren't ment for anal, then what else are they suppost to be good for?
So, don't tell this to anyone, because I know it's weird, but peeing and pooping actually feels really good and enjoyable for me.
Why do we always hear about celebrities dying, but never about them being born?
Alot of people say it's okay people don't want to have kids. But when my parents decided that, life actuall got really hard.
If the toilet doesn't flush, just call Cassie. Don't try to have it pushed down by stuffing stones in it.

Twilight:

Nothing beats the real thing, but this comes pretty darn close to it.
bad dragon, good pony


Cassie:
Nobody want's me here? Well do I look like I give a fuck?

I know what people get's to like me. So trust me, if they think I'm the worst than I'm more than happy with that.

I'm actually the proud owner of two asses. One you're not even allowed to touch, the other you can do whatever you want with, tho. She should waddle around here somewhere.
Fiona is still grumpy about that halarious joke I made involving a gloryhole and her mum?
Good, I like that sound she makes when Fiona shuts the fuck up.
Plans for today? Same as always: I'm gonna kick some butt. Where is she?
Remind me again why we don't chain her on a post?

Oh please, I know what makes them like me. Their their opinions off me are flattering.
Humans are discusting. Almost as much as Furries.
Suck a dick. Sorry, I meant suck a big fat dick. Actually, blow me.
If I see this snug up bitch of a secretary touches me one more time, imma slap that bitch.
I checked the contract. Technically I could tell you to fuck off. But technically you can suck my ass.
Could you tell rainbow that nobody likes her?
Could you tell Fiona that nobody loves her?
Could you Toriel that she is fat?
Could you tell Quiet that everybody just absolutly loves talking with her?
Could you tell 2b that nobody wants her to live?
Remember, you can do good, but I will always do better.

I know what people get's to like me. So trust me, if they think I'm the worst than I'm more than happy with that.


Hopps:
Intro: Not the promotion I wanted, but police officer never sleeps on his job.




T1 Awww, don't look at me like that. Everyone makes their exercises naked around here. 
T2 Practicing hiding clues? Of course I
 can help you pop them back out.
T3 Getting there. Isn't she cute?

W1 She's acting out her role quite convincingly, right?

Something in her eyes almost hints that she might enjoy this a tiny bit.

Nooo, of course she didn't sign up to get her bunny butt stuffed. 
W2 This must be the tightest pussy we offer.
W3 The advantage of being so small. You can get dicked
 like a bitch.

Not gonna lie, this is a weird case.
Anyone can be anything. Although I wouldn't know why people would choose to do this.
That's the most peculiar behaviors on one spot I've ever seen. Somethings gotta be up here.
Could we introduce some kind of code word for bunny-butt? People might pick up these keywords.
How many days and not a single health violation? You secretary
 is good, huh?
Whew, blending in was never so... intense.
What you lack in size you gotta make up for in strechability.
No, you can't put carrots in there. That would be a code 3 health violation.
I'm not a dumb bunny.
Well, that's what we do at city... brothel duty.



Kitt:
Intro: Is this canon?

Uhm... "But the mage was too powerfull, mighty, bolstering, uhm, strong. His arms in the air he shout: "begone thot" and slapped a bitch." 
Yuumi can suck a dick. >:(
I've sucked people off for less
lore (ask kitt)
Now, I wouldn't know why, but what if the creator one layer above wendys decided that the best way to escape his demons would be to hide atleast part of him a layer below?

Kerrigan:
My oh my. You poor thing how did you end up like this? Anyways, let me get you out of this knot that is infamous for it's ability to tie oneself up. Or should I?
Oh no sweety, that's not one of your weird cosplay adventures. Let's modify your attire to make it apropriate for outdoor exploration.
This will be the most special mission yet, let's make sure your female amor doesn't sacrifice even the slightest hint of mobility.

-> check sindra quotes
More, I can be so much more.
When enough is enough, that's when you know that you're halfway there.
This is my one last chance to go and I think I know exactly what I'm gonna do with it.
I can feel the coruption spread too me. Hmmm ~ and it feels amazing.
Aw come on, there's nothing wrong with letting some things just take their flow.

VideogameCharacter Trader GamerGirl:
Don't buy by this catfucker next door. Who want's to get hair in their mouth while eating pussy?
This is pretty much the dark souls of porn-games.
No I don't. Why would I want to have sex, if I can just play Starcraft instead?
All i gotta do to make this already bought game somewhat playable is spend another 50$? That's so nice and thoughtfull of them.
My favorite game? Everything released by EA. Mobile games are great, too.
Maaan This Witcher Game SUCKS! Can't they just skip to the part where I can buy the lootboxes?
DOOM is an ok shooter, I guess. EA's Battlefront 1 filled me with much more pride and acomplishment tho.
More like CG-Project-Greed! Just use your passion to buy groaceries!
What's ligma?
You're teem will suck. I promise.
You wonder where I store all these characters? Well... let's say this 
	house was a brewery with an basement storing an impecable stache of barels.



Furry/Porn Trader Applejack:
My stocks sees regular daylight. Unlike a dorito smothered kellerkind accross the street.
What do you mean it's not thematically aligned? We sell degernates. That's our theme.
Yes of course i still milk them by hand.
The right nutrition is the key to well endowed fucksluts.

Maybe some "american farmer pride" lines. These darn mexicans trespasing my lawn, stealing ma jobs.

Toy Trader ?Witch?

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Characters
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Fiona(uplifting):
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Offer: Found her tied up in a box at my doorstep. I'm not kidding - ask her yourself.
Intro: Cassie said this'll be a nice place to spend my vacation and I'll get a lotta milk.

How I came here? Tied up in a box. Cassie made the cutes ribbons for me.
What's that "costumer is king" guidline? "Costumer has dick" would be that much more easier to understand.
Woaaah that's a ginormo bed! You really want me to sleep well, huh?

They're gonna do me in the butt and in the mouth... - ho- hopefully not in that order tho. 
meow :3 ... I'm sorry that was weird. Not gonna do that again, promise (actually should only be displayed once).
Your secretary said, that if I can't come up with new lines I'm a bad noodle. Please don't tell her if i repeat myself.
You think Cassie is fine?
No, i don't lick my butt when cleaning myself... I... I could clean you tho, if you want that is.
Sorry gimme a second... No, yeah, no. Well Jenny, if you think that licking ass is gross and discusting that's like just your opinion, dude.
Ma- maaan that one guy is a real jerk, this was the 6th and last time I let him do me anal. (numbers gradually counting) -> Ok, he's a jerk but i was thinking... Maybe we give him a discount for anal. No- not because... You do sometimes give discounts for faithful patreons, right?
So I was playing smash with Emma, she proudly exlaimed that this time shes gonna smash my ass. Shes a futa you know, so I bend over and it almost got awkward, but eventually we had a good one o one. We just didn't get to finish our smash duell...

My butt feels weird... You got someone who can stick their dick in it?
rule number four: If somebody grabs your butt and you like it, wait 10 seconds before pulling away. If you dont, only 5 instead.

Catfood? Sometimes yeah. It tastes a bit cheap but other than that...


T1: Milk is like sugar. If you heat it, it becomes a viscious sirup. She believed me, but said she'd still prefer the more liquified version. Good that I still have the saying in this house.
T2: The lips on her ass are open more often than her mouth. Such a good kitty.
T3: Weird, I just heard two people fighting... Oh, I see you are putting in overtime. How about tomorrow you can wake up 3 hours later then normal so my most assiduous bee can take it's time researching?  

W1: She's on the pill, we're not stupid. But it's just way to much fun to keep her guessing.
W2: The colar was my idea, gives you even more of a fight back when plunging your dick down her small troat.
W3: Common sweety don't succomb to the pleasure, keep your pose, face down ass high up like a good kitty.
Such a good kitty. ~Hmmm I'm almost jealous of all the thick, warm milk she's getting straight from the tap. 

WR: She Really wanted to try it, i told her it's harder than it looks. But then again, who am i to deny an enriching experience one of my little ones is asking for.

Special: Somebody called "Cassie" just left a huge tip just to take Fiona on a Stroll. Atleast one seemed to be enjoying themself. (Fio boost smth?)



Widowmaker(tsundere):
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Offer: A little birdy told me, that talon is in deep shit financialy. 
Intro: No i will not repeat sat. I signed the contract already, that's all se consent you need.

Moira better knew what she was doing when she send me.
Window WHAT? Tsis is so degrading.
Tse second Moira contacts me yu and your stupide friends will... 
One stepe closer and I will break you're tiny neck for intserfering wits tse mission of a talon agent.
Yu waste your time pesànt. I will not feel anysin.
Nono, this is not funny. This is not que le word assasin comes from. Stop laughing imbacile!
I gotta admit, I haven't felt tsis much emotion in a while.
Ridiciulous why would that bodypart differ from the rest of my body.
Imbaciles. I am a weapon not... thsis.
Tsss, you wouldn't understand. Hotel Books, Nothing Was The Same. No, I'd rather have you listen to it another time in another place.

T1: Look at her! Ahaha this upclass bitch fummeling around with her butthole like it's the only part that she can feel anything on. Why's her skin blue again?
T2: She scrowled at me when I placed it in the mids of the room. Took her 2 minutes for her ass to jump on it.

W1: This snug up princess bitch! That's not even close to what we practised. I'm going to have her choke on my starpon for hours after this!
W2: Hahaha. No se butt she said. You wouldnt dare! Ahaha shes hilarious. That Girls ass was made for this and I'm known for potential entfalten.  


Special - A girl with some really weird glasses practically blinked in here. Never could trace her name tho.



Bayonetta (whore):
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Offer: I heard she fights mythical creatures, but she assured me that it's just a hobby and won't interfere with her primary profession

Intro: I see you've got some fine sluts around here. Hmmm~ I feel at home already

For me, a stranger is a good friend i just haven't met yet. Naked that is.
How many at once can i take? Let's just say my last birthday party left my friends very satisfied.
Like what you see?
I would do anything and i mean AAAaaanything to be bread like a bitch right now.
I'm not much of the talkative type, let's skip to the fun part.


T1: I told her how many times that shes not suppost to do that outside? She's wasting value for the company!

W1: She literally invited a baseball-team. No rules, no limits and she'll pay for every colateral. They fucked her for hours like a toy. Finally a professioal!



Quiet (oily \ o_o / thighjob?):
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Offer: Shes quite the impressive whore. Haven't heared her complain once.

Intro: ...


*humming*
...


T1: Damn that locks rough. A real toughy, huh? Let's see how long see who gives in first. I got all day. 

W1: Awww, our little warhero is blushing? Seems like it didn't JUST sting. 
I like that sound she makes when she shuts the fuck up.
W2: Let's see how do we advocate this expedient on our menu? Feel snudge your nose against her neck, inhaling her heavenly feminine pheromones while having your dick slicking between her lusciously smooth thighs. 
W3: Could i sell her for anything else then anal? Sure, all she has to do is ask nicely. 


2b:
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Offer: She even has a protocoll to answer if shes properly compiled. Seems like that's her new primary function now.

Intro: Hello, I will go to any extend to have you relieve stress. Please use me.

Kyyyaaa senpaaaiii! Did that came out right? 
I have more than 7 welcoming lines. There's no feasable way you've heard one twice.
I I'm sorry, but i like your attitude. Let's show them a thing or three.
Use me as a fucktoy. I am not allowed to elaborate any further on my mission further.
You can insert any objects you like in any of my 3 entrances. 
I have sixty-two executions of sexual acts you can call upon verbally.
Cortana? That's so degr... I am sorry. You can call me whatever you like.
Wheter my asshole nor my pussy is allowed the luxury of feeling sore. 


T1: If this is what she meant with extend her program capacity, I should've studied IT.
T2: Malfunction or not, that shit was hot.
T3: Now that's what I call a good evening habit, programmed or not, that's some impressive consistancy.

W1: She took it the wrong way... literally and again. Thatt's why we needed a freezer and a microwave. In 5 minutes I'll have her a zauberhaftes, warm, bubblin load of daily protein before bedtime.
W2: Sooo... why is this function called ladder?
W3: Ok, now here me out on this one. A robot, ok. I get it. BUT. Offering with that smug grin to: "put it in any hole they want"? There's no way this little buttslut doesn't know that she'll exactly in the hole she want's it, every, single, time.

Poison (muscle):
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Offer: Just... make sure the costumers don't enrage her while in her service.

Intro: So here's the deal, once I close the door with someone, I make the rules. Make sure you're dumb paperstuff doesn't get in the way of that.

I may have lost some fights, but there's something I'm still unbeaten in.
So, ready for some combat training?
Anime? I don't really fuck with that, but hentai... 
These cuffs are just assecories. I'm not reliant on something as crude as metal to have my bitches obey.
Fight or fuck: I tend to leave my costumers exhausted. Sometimes happily spend, sometimes utterly humiliated. It would surprise you whish belongs to whish.
Iron is not the only thing i will be pumping ok you know that kind of jokes already. Noted.
With big tits comes great responsibility. My Uncle Bert told me that.
These "5 tips to tighten your pussy, doctors don't want you to know"-advertisements are such obvious scams. Let's say I'd know workouts to stay tight and resilient, why would I be so stupid to be willingly give them away? I've said to much.
Cole - middle child. Fun to do curls to.


T1: She said she need's to do it without clothing to feel truely free. Gotta say, that's quite the freedom that's leaking out of that hot snatch.

W1: With big tits comes great jizzload. Shaken not stirred.
W2: The timid goth schoolgirl Jenny from down the street just planted her ID on the counter and whispered if we offer sniffing a girls armpit. No, idea how Poison heard that, but she saved my baffled ass whispering just as quitly in that little cupcakes ear that now we do. Seems like we got a new regular-guest.

Jenny the shy one from down the street just planted her ID on the counter and whispered if we offer sniffing a girls armpit. Poison heard that and she saved my baffled ass whispering just as quitly in that little cupcakes ear that now we do. Seems like we got a new regular-guest.



Blazekin
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Offer: She almost can't speak, but boy can she fuck

Intro: craw?


T1: I've been whatching her for days now, damnit! just what's her secret for this soft but still jiggly ass?
T2: I like this postture way more than the one she regulary does.

W1: Bad birdy! She damaged one of our costumers. Than again instinctlvy finding a way to make up for it... Training furrys really is complicated.




Rainbow Dash:
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Offer: Y'all should know with what a heavy hearth I sell this fine mare to ya.

Intro: Well, that's why should know how many apples a person can stick in their butt before making a bet about it.

I know it's dumb and cliche and stuff. But it's from "100 gecs" and called... "stupid horse" - It's more for the nostalgia ok? I loved it when i was 16 and dum.
Wanna race? Winner get's to ride.
Good mares trot, bad mares buck.
There's only one thing I'll let you be first in and you betcha ass I'll keep going after that.
Wanna taste my rainbow big boss?
Bubblegum is not the only thing I'll be blowing tonight. 
Don't even think about asking me what my favorite colour is.
I came here to get fucked and chew bublegum and I'm all out of jokes. Ha, i got you with this one, admit it.

T1: Tripple times gold in 2 disciplines for a reason.

W1: Not even breaking a sweat champ, huh? Nono that's fine. Nothing wrong with demanding a challenge. Next group discound will be on that little rainbow colored butthole of yours. 


Renamon
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Offer: Let's just say she's the only one people are still interested in.

Intro: So you're my new tamer now? Well then, let's see what experiences I'll be gathering here.

My favorite song? Wintergatan Sommar. It's quite differnt from what I've been used to.
"literarlly", I was certain i knew the meaning of this adjective, but the way it's nooerdays used I'm not so sure anymore.
People are so concerned with not getting fucked litterally that they get in every no7 n literal way. The pride of humans is kinda ironic, isn't it?
Yeah I can talk just fine.
Don't worry, I don't bite. That is unless you want me to.
The people I meet nowerdays seem way more balanced. Nobody wan't to fight with me anymore. It's quite fascinating really.
Nearly everyone I meet seems to have bigger racks, but I'm not stupid enough to be ungrateful with what i have.
Oh, I see how it is, you're getting some kick out of us saying smutty things? Well if you like me talking wait till you see what I can do if I'm not.

W1: Caresseing their balls with her tail while sucking them into her butt... What an elegant slut. Formittable mating-behaviour, I have to say. `

T1: Somehow when taking my bitch for a walk I meet a lot more people willing to smalltalk. No shes not up for sale, just up for fuck.


Ahri:
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Offer: Carefull, this perverted girl has orbs of deception... In her pants.

Intro: 

You wanna shove your baron in my summonors rift?
What's better the big black one or the one that tries to compete with the bigger one? To be honest: it's black one of course. But hey, I'll take both nonetheless.
favorite color? black.
The vastayan grace is well known in my hometowns public toilet. 
Do you trust me, summoner?
Yeah, I can shoot with my orbs. It's just not ladylike.
Beeing half fox I never had a daddy. But I found alotta nice people substituting.
Good panties shouldn't be worn longer than half of the time, otherwise they wouldn't be good panties, right?

T1: Sometimes I have her visiting some classes. But she never seems to be able to focus properly.
T2:
T3: So, I'm going to be honest with you, I've made some enemys because I persuit my profession with passion and loyalty. But when I told her that acording to rule 7 I've gotta document this she wasn't angry. Embarresed for sure but mostly: sad. Counting in (fallow halp) rule number 3 I decided to compromise. You'll be informed, but for the protocol she never received any pleasure stroking her dick. I entrust you to take this delicate afair to yourself.

W1: Now that's how you work the shaft! ~Hmmm where's my camera? I'm going to document this for the others.



