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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2024 04:45:58 No.66421862 Report

Quoted By: >>66421884 >>66422847 >>66423313

the new human student comes up to you and asks you this, what do you do? huh? huh? HUH??

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2024 05:31:07 No.66422847 Report

>>66421862
I try a different approach than >>66421884 and I reluctantly throw him a dino nuggie from a ziplock bag a had in my backpack.

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2024 05:42:49 No.66423054 Report

Quoted By: >>66423172

>>66422847
as is (naturally) your first recourse when meeting new people, you (of course) start tossing nuggets at his face in hopes of achieving something, this doesn't seem to work as he just stares at you uncomfortably, probably because he is a intelligent human being opposed to a stray dog. I suppose it's better than stabbing him, though

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2024 05:50:37 No.66423172 Report

Quoted By: >>66423391

>>66423054
Fuck. Uh.. I apologize and tell him that I've never met I human before. I tell him that wanting to suck on a person's intestines makes him sound deranged and dangerous, since we DON'T fucking do that ourselves. I nervously extend my hand and offer him my whole ziplock bag of dino nuggies in an attempt to apologize and start over.

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2024 06:01:29 No.66423391 Report

Quoted By: >>66423572

>>66423172
he sighs and mutters a soft "Oh." as he stares at the bag of stale-looking nuggets in silence. the air is filled with an uncomfortable silence, the only sound heard being the occasional "bu-dump" as the vein across the side of his face pulsates and his heavy breaths.

you're a real people person, huh?

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2024 06:11:00 No.66423572 Report

Quoted By: >>66423779

>>66423391
God damn it. I retract my hand and put the bag away. I clear my throat before looking him in the eyes and simply asking him if there's anything else he'd actually like to do that's not on the level of wanting to suck on someone's insides.

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2024 06:23:09 No.66423779 Report

Quoted By: >>66423845 >>66423852

>>66423572
he doesn't look up at you and just mutters "no, just forget i said anything, sorry." and walks away like a little bitch, leaving you standing in the hallway awkwardly.