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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 04:46:43 No.68829414 Report
Quoted By: >>68830001 >>68830257
>>68829349
Schizo takes the gnomepill, much to the chagrin and confusion of those around her
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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 05:35:24 No.68830257 Report
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>"Hee hee hoo." Oh raptor Jesus here she comes again. I watch as Wendy pushes into the club room with her pointed, sewed hat, scrunched over to be even shorter.
>I notice she's added a faux beard now as well. I love her to death but this "gnome-maxxing' is going to kill me.
>"Good day, biggers. I'm here for your assorted adornments for my magical staff! Behold!" She produces a large stick of wood, several things glued to it and stapled. I sigh as Heather speaks.
>"Oh hiya Schizo! Why're ya hunched over, hun?" Heather leans over to inspect the gremlin woman.
>"Do not mention my stature, you oaf! Now, magical addendums if you please." She waddles over to start digging through the little box of buttons and other pieces we keep in a miscellaneous pile. Heather looks at me for an explanation but all I can do is shrug at her.
>As she goes the door creaks open. Our newest member, Anon the human pokes in and freezes as he sees the caped little creature ransacking the plastic tub.
>His eyes meet mine and I plead for him to turn the conversation away from whatever Wendy's planned for us today.
>Thankfully he decides he can handle whatever is going on today and moves in, lunch tray in hand.
>He takes his seat next to me and leans over, whispering to not alert the compy.
>"Uh, what's she doing?"
>I lean back and whisper. "Uhm, being a gnome."
>Unfortunately her hearing is phenomenal, she whips around, several glittery things in hand and speaks in that strange tone.
>"You! Don't speak about me behind my back! I'll curse you with IBS you skinnie bastard!" She waves the stick at him as he shoots his hands up in defense.
>"Schizo, please." I beg her off and she squints, going back to her searching.
>Anon blinks a few times in surprise and slides into his chair a bit, deciding he's going to tango with her anyway. He speaks.
>"Uh, Schizo? Why?" She pokes her head back again, not turning fully this time.
>"Why what?"
>He clears his throat, "Why the gnome?"
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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 05:40:52 No.68830341 Report
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>She perks and smiles. "Because gnome magic runs deep and can easily foil any CIA or government plans. That's why."
>Anon seems to have a plan and points a strange question at her.
>"Have you considered that the government might have counters in place?" She squints very heavily at him.
>A few moments of pondering before she shoots up, full stature. Off comes the hat and beard. Oh thank the lord.
>"Good point, Anon. You got any ideas otherwise?" I watch her throw back on her faux horns and drop the stuff she'd gathered back into the tub.
>Anon plops some food into his mouth, speaking with it full. "You know that you can use fertilizer to make a bomb?"
>I shoot my eyes wide in horror as Schizo immediately smiles deep and bounds over, ready to discuss. Heather speaks, a bit slow on the uptake.
>"Ain't none of them magical, Schizo." She points at the tub, a sentence or two behind.
>I facepalm at the situation that starts to unfold as Anon starts talking about pressure cookers.

Fin

>>68830145
You flatter me.

>>68829431
I'm not the biggest fan of lesbian writing. I may consider this if you'd want it to instead be Schizo and somebody that's not Judee or Heather.

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