Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 22:55:52 No.68356924 Report

>>68356853
Anon trying to wrangle a vary drunk nick and take her home safely but she keeps getting into trouble

Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 23:45:37 No.68358102 Report

>>68356924

>This woman is going to be the death of me. I lug her out of the bar. Good lord dinos are heavy. It takes all my effort to pull the drunk gator up to her feet and stand her there. She smiles and giggles. I do my best to be stern. It's thwarted as she pokes her snout right passed my steadying arms, falling into me and plating a kiss right on my mouth.
>"Lllllooove ya, 'non." I sigh and steady her again. She giggles and sways.
>Like one does as they settle a piece on a Jenga tower I step back, palms out and ready to catch her. She's steady enough. I pull out my phone and open the uber app.
>In the single second it takes me to look down to start to enter my location Nick's already making her way off. She's quick for a drunk. I have to jog to catch up to her.
>"Nick!" I call out, a bit irked.
>"Gotta pee." I pinch the bridge of my nose as she walks into a nearby corner store. I follow her in trying to make sure in her drunken gait she doesn't knock anything over. Or worse.
>Thankfully she makes it to the back. The guy at the counter leans over to look at us as I push her into the women's restroom.
>I close the door behind her and stare at it. God please don't make me have to go in there.
>I hold my breath and wait. I count the seconds. I glance back to the cashier who's already gone back to serving someone else. Damn this.
>After a few minutes I just have to bite the bullet. I push into the restroom, gritting my teeth. Nick's stuffing wads of damp hand towels into the sinks. I sigh and rip her away from her little ploy, not bothering to undo her damage. At least she didn't get the sinks on yet.
>I drag her by the arm out but she digs her heels and stops me completely.
>I look back to see she's pointed at the sugary drinks in the fridge.
cont.

Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 23:51:36 No.68358261 Report

Quoted By: >>68358420

>>68358102
>" Gimme one." I roll my eyes and do as instructed. First one I can see I grab and hand it to her, moving to the front to pay for it. Having learned my lesson I just overpay and tell him to keep the change, just a few seconds of freedom and she'll be off.
>Lo and behold she's already out the door by the time I slam the money on the counter.
>I chase her outside and try to steady her as she sways. She tilts the entire bottle into her mouth, skulling the thing.
>She then motions for me to come over. I gingerly step beside her as she leans in for another kiss. I accept, hoping she'll calm down a bit now.
>Turns out in her drunken mind this was a funny prank. I get a mouthful of the sugary drink as our lips touch. The sudden shotgun of sports drink just about chokes me.
>I get most down but cough and spit a few times as she giggles. I whip my head up in terror to find her starting back down the road again.
>I get to her and just go full contact. I wrap my arms around her and she roughly tucks her head under my chin. She coos something incoherent and slurring as I pull my phone out again to confirm the location. Uber called and it will only be a few minutes. One nearby.
>I don't bother letting Nick go as she bubbles and sways. That is until I find her sneak a tail up my pant leg.
>In my surprise I pull off. Noticing her new lack of Anon-shaped straight jacket she's across the street, almost into a small restaurant.
>I just about fly tackle her as I prevent her from harassing any other stores tonight. She pouts but I don't relent.
>A buzz in my pocket alerts me that our driver is nearby. I look up to see the guy pulling next to us. Some sedan.
>I sigh and drag her over to the thing. She leans against me and makes it the struggle of a lifetime.
cont, one more.

Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2024 23:58:01 No.68358420 Report

Quoted By: >>68358467

>>68358261
>Through great effort I do get her into the back, taking my spot near her and apologizing profusely. The guy just shrugs it off and starts heading to our destination. If there's a god he won't have Nick puke in this guys car.
>Her previous insistence on being a wandering spirit is now rolled into being handsy.
>I get her strapped but the entire time I keep having to take her hands out of my shirt or off my pants. It's a strange feeling having to swat a girls hand off your zipper.
>She doesn't get the hint and I finally just grab both her hands with mine. She takes it as an invitation to kiss, leaning in. I sigh and give her one. That's not nearly enough for her.
>She uses her tail to leverage herself over to me, making kissy noises. I huff and give her a couple more hopefully keeping her satiated enough. I hear a quiet chuckle from the drivers seat. Laugh it up, guy. I'm the one paying the tip.
>My belief in the divine restored as we pull up to the curb in front of her house, stomach not turned inside out in this little thing.
>I thank the guy profusely and pull Nick out with me. She excitedly skips up to her house. I start to freeze when I see her keel front forward.
>She cartwheels but lands flat on her ass. Springing right back up she's at her front door.
>Legs work again and I chase her in. When we get inside she takes this as an open letter to clamp onto me.
>She must be into some form of martial art as almost instantly she yanks me to the floor. I look to her in horror as I notice the sparkle in her eyes. The deviousness. Gator time.
>I'm rolled around on her hardwood floor, slamming elbows and head into it repeatedly.
>She treats me like a particularly feisty dog treats a plush toy. After another few cursory giggling spins she's thankfully had enough.
>Or so I'd thought. A rolling snore spews out of her. Nick, really?
cont actually one more damnit.

Anonymous Sun 18 Aug 2024 00:00:00 No.68358467 Report

Quoted By: >>68358576 >>68358631

>>68358420
>I start to try to remove myself from her grip but it's no dice. I couldn't if my life depended on it. She's got me locked.
>I sigh and try to get as comfortable as I can. Looks like I'm spending the night. I hear her quietly mumbling something.
>I lean down and peck her on the head through my limited mobility. She hugs tighter and hums contentedly into my chest. I at least get her into a position where I'm flat on my back and not pinching myself between her and the floor.
>I close my eyes and think on what she's gonna owe me for this. Oh it's gonna be worth it.

Fin

>>68356949
Short break, then next. You wanted comical, yeah?