>The Snoot bois go on a camping trip in Reed's backyard.
>The three of them sit around the fire pit late at night.
>Reed speaks up while passing a couple beers to Naser and Anon to facilitate underage drinking.
>"How 'bout you man? You got some little minx waiting for you on the other side of tomorrow?"
>Anon takes the can and opens it before turning to the raptor.
>"Me? Nah I've never really had a girlfriend... I was really hoping I'd get laid during this semester but that's not gonna happen."
>Naser nods to himself before Reed turns to look at him.
>"How 'bout you masterclass? You got a certain someone you're trying to get with back in Volcano High?"
>Anon physically recoils and turns to Naser.
>"What!? Naser? He's like ten inches deep in Para twenty four sevennnnn!"
>"Nah you missing me amigo, I'm talking about something special, big difference. How about it?"
>Naser takes a few seconds to respond.
>"...yeah, yeah there is."
>Reed shrugs and gives him a smile.
>"Well? What're the deets, you hoping on a date or what?"
>Naser looks down at his can, a flash of grief in his eyes.
>"No, I mean, I always wanted to but... I guess I just never really had the courage to ask. It's... It's complicated."
>"Naw, it's simple as pie amigo! You plant your feet on the ground, you look 'em square in the eye and you say: 'Hey! Baby you and me is going on a date!' N'das end of story!"
>"What's her name amigo?"
>A couple more seconds pass, Naser stares off into the distance.
>"...Anon."
>Anon frowns and turns to Naser. Reed squints not really processing Naser's words.
>"Listen here Anon..."
>Naser looks up from his can, realizing what he just blurted out.
>"...Anon? What the fuck did I just hear, Anon!?"
>"Did you just say my n-"
>"No!"
>"That sounded like my na-"
>"No I said none! That's what I said, none!"
>"It sounded like Anon."
>"Look I'm Naser Aaron, okay? I love the Parapussy, aight!? Now lay your asses back down and look at the stars."
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