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Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2024 00:44:44 No.66960126 Report

>>66960030
Maria dragging Jade into some shenanigans

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2024 02:45:17 No.66962542 Report

>>66960126
>"Jaaaaaaaaaaade" Maria's voice arpeggios up and down.
>"Go away Maria I'm busy." Dad must've let her in, she's knocking on my door.
>"Cmooooon." another drawn out plead.
>"Jade, cmon." I hear dad's voice from outside my door as well.
>I sigh. "Alright, alright." I stand, finding a pair of pajama pants to slap on before I open the door, light on now, too.
>I'm tackle hugged. Good god Maria what do they feed you? Pure steriods?
>I'm released from her mighty grip and dad nods from behind her, walking away. Thanks, I guess.
>"Jade! Cmon!" She wants me to do something. Not happening.
>"Maria it's nice to came over but I'm not-"
>"I'm shutting the internet down until eight!" I hear dad call from the living room. Judas.
>I sigh. "Fine, let's go."
>I'm pretty much drug outside, not before slapping on an actual pair of pants first.
>I dread whatever activity Maria has planned for us.
>And for good reason. There we stand in front of a whole mess of fireworks.
>"Alright, so we're gonna-"
>"Blow our claws off?"
>"What? No! Relax, Jade." I put on my most unamused expression.
>"We're gonna set these off but put a barrel over 'em. Launches the thing."
>I look around this little concrete space I find myself in. Mostly abandoned. Well if we get busted at least I can blame dad.
>"Sure, whatever." I shrug as Maria gestures to the hobocan nearby, I lug it over with her and flip it, poking the fuses out the bottom to be lit. Maria leans down and flicks a match. Wait a second.
>"Hey Maria, where did you get these?"
>"Cousin from Rexico, why?" The hissing noise lets us know they're lit. Maria hoofs it back over to where I'm crouched, behind a small concrete barricade.
>"Don't they have different laws down there about how much gun-"
>*KA-BOOM*
>An earth shattering explosion shakes the ground. Oh my god I'm dead.
>I come to from my minor shell shock to see Maria looking skyward. Squinting. No fucking way.

cont.

>>66962476
not me

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2024 02:49:14 No.66962615 Report

Quoted By: >>66962718 >>66962827

>>66962542
>I look up and see a spec, getting larger. That can touched clouds.
>It's coming back down now, far away. Wind carried it. It slams down, hard, glass shattering and a car alarm going off. Oh god.
>Maria turns her head to me, her face strewn back in guilt.
>"Shit lets go." Don't have to tell a skigga twice
>I glance one last time to where the barrel started. There's a veritable crater there now. Jeeze.
>We weave through a few allies before parting ways. Well that killed a bit of time I guess. I stride back in the front door, the sun starting to set finally.
>"Welcome back, sweetie." Mom greets me from the couch.
>"Hiya, mom."
>"You see this, dear?" she gestures to the screen.
>It's a news report. Claims of someone setting of an IED downtown. Oh boy.
>"Nope." I shuffle right back to my room.
>"You and Maria have fun?" dad calls as I pass the kitchen.
>"You can call it that, sure." I finally make it back home to safety. I check my phone to see a text from Maria.
>"Next time lets do it near my house, we have some open space."
>Next time?

Fin.

>>66960165
>>66960206
Next and probably last, the miracle of life.