Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 02:52:48 No.67106554 Report

>>67106529
Someone goes back in time and stops E1 from ever occuring by fighting the auditorium crowd

Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 03:16:57 No.67107105 Report

>>67106554
>>67106819
You have made a grave mistake not reigning me in.

>The laughter starts. It's happening again. Fang starts to tense up on stage as the crowd begins getting wilder and wilder. My stomach sinks watching this happen again. Why'd you have to go back to bass?
>I watch in horror as I see a plastic cup soar out from the crowd and towards Fang. As it gets closer and closer a flash of light and misty fog rolls in.
>A silhouette stands in the fog. Humanoid, no tail. A crunching noise of the small cup as sprinkles of punch splay out onto the crowd. A hush falls as the mist clears.
>There stands a huge, oily muscled man. No shirt, huge shades, tanned body and only wearing a bandana wrapped around his head, spandex short shorts and thigh-high yellow boots, laced up with a singular gray glove on his left arm, it's got some sort of control pad on it. He flexes and drops the crushed plastic cup and speaks, a deep growly voice, strained and heavy coming from his bearded face.
>"NOT SO FAST, YOU TECHNICOLOR TERRORS." I am in absolute awe at this monster of a man.
>"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TRAMPLE SOMEONE'S HARD WORK LIKE THAT? NOT ON THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONS WATCH."
>The student body goes silent, I look around to find Spears but he's unfortunately missing. Wonder if he'd like this.
>"Who the fu-"
>"DON'T DEGRADE THE CHAMPION AT ANY TIME!" he roars out and dives from the stage into the crowd. I hear a meaty slam as whoever unlucky enough to chime in is smeared all over the auditorium floor.
>"ANY MORE OF YOU CLOWNS WANT A PIECE OF THE CHAMP?" He screams out as I hear flailing and scratching from where he's landed.
>The room devolves into a mix of a mosh pit and a brawl as all hell breaks loose, several "OH YEAH!"s are let out from our mystery man as I continually hear dino flesh hitting floorboards.
cont. never let me write again.

Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 03:21:36 No.67107224 Report

Quoted By: >>67107250

>>67107105
>I make my way around the crowd to find Fang and get the hell out of here. I grasp her arm and start to drag before she unfreezes and follows.
>"You know that guy!?" I huff as we powerwalk to the exit.
>"What? No! Do you!?" I shake my head, I don't particularly remember meeting any oily lunatics.
>We push out into the cool air, slightly winded. Noises of the absolute brawl still going on behind us.
>Fang looks shaken.
>"You okay?"
>"...barely." she cringes a bit and leans back.
>"Shit if that weirdo didn't show that would have been exactly like the other time, huh?" she grits her teeth.
>"It'll be okay. Promise."
>Fang sighs. "...alright, let's get out of here." I nod in agreement. Anywhere is better than here right now. Fang brushes herself off and I start to walk her home.

Fin, lol.

>>67107148
More time travelin' Macho Man to save the bad endings, huh? I can dig it.

>>67106579
Water break then we do this.