>tfw Amber ate too many crayons and needs to go get her stomach pumped
>tfw Greene got a spontaneous bloody nose and just let it drip all over his brand new sweater.
>tfw Anon insisted he could put up the christmas lights by himself in a storm and ended up giving himself a concussion after falling off the ladder.
>Tfw Amber ate too much candy after halloween, threw up in the humidifier, and decided not to tell anyone.
>Tfw Greene tried to make nuggies in the microwave himself and misread the 'six minutes' as 'sixty minutes'.
>Tfw Anon tried to dig a outdoor pool in the backyard and realized after destroying the yard that he actually has no idea what he's doing.