>>68448983Let a man have his delusions!
>>68449007I just like imagining that little yarnball getting all flustered.
>>68448997>"The very bad, no good, absolutely terrible date - by Judee">We arrived to our reservation to Moe's late, but that was okay because Anon forgot to schedule it anyway>We had to wait 30 minute for seating to be available. I had to stand because Anon bumped his knee that morning>Once down Anon asked if they charged extra for ice in our drinks. They do. At least he asked so I wouldn't have to>The family of 4 before us ate all the good meat so we were left with imitation sausage. It was okay I guess>We shared a personal pan pizza. Anon ate 3 of the 4 slices. Its fair since he's paying I guess>When we were done Anon asked for the bill and waited for the waiter to leave>He left roughly enough on the table before saying we should go immediately>We spent the rest of the night stargazing in a closed park.>Except we couldn't because of all the light pollution in the middle of town>I asked if we could hold hands on the way back home. He looked surprised and thought I'd go alone>Final verdict: Anon's sorta not cut out for dating, maybe