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Anonymous Thu 31 Oct 2024 21:30:38 No.70441748 Report

Quoted By: >>70441779 >>70441848 >>70441874

>*knock knock knock*
>anon opens the door
>HAHA IT IS ME, Anon.
>It is me, heavy. I have come for wacky Halloween hijinks on little American family.
>*Fang discreetly goes to get the prepared baclava, handing it to heavy as he continues*
>I come with: "candied corn" and "jack of lantern." I bring extra Halloween surprise, hoho, you will have to kill heavy to get it! Hahahah!
>Anon just politely nods and closes the door on him gently.

Anonymous Thu 31 Oct 2024 21:35:50 No.70441874 Report

Quoted By: >>70441945

>>70441748
>"Ahahah! You are funny little man but door of wood cannot stop Heavy!"
>*Creak* *Crunch* *Snap* and off comes the door from it's hinges as the smiling slavic grins widely at the horrified Anon.
>"Now. High five, Heavy." He raises his log of an arm while Anon shivers in fright beneath him.
>Reluctantly Anon reaches up and claps hands with the Soviet.
>A spray of red blood and pieces of giblets shower Anon as the giant Russian explodes from inside right in front of Anon.
>Out from his corpse pops a wrapped present, coated in viscera as it bounces across the ground. Shakily and on the verge of vomitting Anon reaches down and pulls on the bow of it.
>Out pops a sandwich, tag on it reads. "Trick or Meat!"
>Anon shrugs and picks up the sandwich, biting into it. Could use some more mayo.