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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 03:31:27 No.67770906 Report

Quoted By: >>67770927 >>67770945 >>67771005

>"ANOOON"
>The giant man waddled down the corridor towards the stunned high schooler.
>Just a few feet away now he was deafening
>"ANOOON YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO THE GIIRL OR YOU DIE"
>He points to a rattled looking ptero chick nearby
>"YOU DIE OF SHOOT MAN, YOU BE NICE"
>"NOOOW"
>Throws a sandwich at him and dies, loud snap sound accompanying it

And that's how heavy saved the day

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 03:36:15 No.67771005 Report

Quoted By: >>67771028 >>67771058

>>67770906
>Anon stares up a the absolute mountain of a man. Spears doesn't hold a candle to this bald human.
>"Little Anon you must listen. There is future. Bad, bad future."
>Anon nods
>"When you are of dealing with the Fang you must be listening and CARING!" A huge hand threatens to pat Anon right down into the concrete outside of the school.
>Anon nods again hoping the crazed giant leave him be. Is he wearing a bandolier?
>"If not you suffer horrible fate. Is fate of boolet and blood."
>Anon swallows
>"Now, take sandvich. But be careful, is loose cannon." The giant man hands a triangle of a sandwich to Anon who stares at it as it's placed into his hand.
>"Now, heavy must go." A sound like crunching and bone snapping as the giant man collapses lifelessly. Anon watches in horror, looking around to see if anyone is looking.
>As he looks back the body is completely gone. The only trace of the man being the slightly damp bread Anon is holding.
>He brings it up to his nose, sniffs, shrugs and takes a bite. Could use some more mayo.

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 03:39:00 No.67771058 Report

Quoted By: >>67771091

>>67771005
>anon places his fist on his hip as he takes a bite out of the back side of the sandwhich
>as he eats he realizes he makes an "om nom nom" sound
>why did that man look so familiar?