Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2024 20:51:39 No.68551444 Report

>>68551180
Greene and Janet (deer) go on their first date. I have over a thousand hours in Half-Life.

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2024 22:22:10 No.68553815 Report

>>68551444

>I look over myself in my bedroom mirror again. Fancy clothes and Greene Mous don't mix. This dress shirt is pinching my wings, the tie is choking me and I think I'll tear these slacks if I pull a leg up more than a few inches. I sigh again.
>I'm not wearing this because I want to. It's for Janet. That and mom insisted. She's not wrong I don't look bad but I'm almost certain I'd prefer my jacket and some baggy jeans to this. The question is would Janet?
>I dunno. I really don't. Whatever. I do one last settling in an attempt to not lose a wing to the shirt. Good enough.
>I step out into the hallway to a waiting Amber. I already know where this is going. I get a pat on the back as she speaks.
>"Don't let mom pick next time." I huff at her.
>"Right. Thanks." I put a sour intonation into my words.
>Amber smiles and slides passed me, downstairs. I follow and try to creep out the front door.
>Dad catches me. He just looks me over and gives a thumbs up, calling as I open into the dark night.
>"Untuck your shirt."
>I step outside and look down. Why not?
>I follow his advice and not only do my wings get a breather I think I'm starting to get sold on the look. Punk, almost.
>It's a short walk over to Janet's place. Less than three blocks. I trot right on over and pull my phone out to let her know I'm almost there.
>I get a honk before I can send the text. I look up to see she's already in the van, pulled up next to me.
>I quickly pull the door open and hop in, buckling and glancing over to her.
>Damnit she's in just her normal clothes. I knew I overdressed.
>"Oh wow, look at you." And now she's noticed.
>I sigh but stifle it halfway as I notice her hand's found it's way into my personal space. She grabs onto the top of my tie and loosens it, so it's drooping.
>"There we go, looking sharp." I blink at her as she smirks. Oh.
cont.

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2024 22:31:30 No.68554111 Report

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>>68553815
>We pull off and head out. We've got a dinner date tonight. Local place that mom and dad have drug me to a few times. It's quite nice on both the stomach and wallet. No qualms here.
>Janet cranks the radio, blasting some indie rock. Something we both enjoy greatly. My nerves almost completely gone by the time we pull into the place.
>It's Janet. I have to keep up appearances around pretty much everyone but her. Why was I ever worried?
>I hop out and meet her at the front of her van. I find her hand snaked into mine. I'm filled with calm. This'll go great.
>I'm not wrong. The place is decently filled but at the same time not uproariously loud. We do need to speak up a bit to hear each other but it's worth it. Stories about the family, small talk and joking. Same as we always do just more.
>As we're winding down post meal Janet addresses my outfit, again.
>"You know you clean up rather well?" I feel a touch of blush across my face.
>"Oh cmon." I wave it off.
>"No, really. you pull that look off really well. Makes me feel a little bad about not dressing up myself. Maybe next time." The prospect of another go lights my insides aflame.
>"S-Sure." I stammer out. Janet and I share a wide smile before rising to leave. It only dawns on me now exactly how much I'd put away tonight. Worth it.
>We waddle on back to the van but Janet stops at the front, waiting for me.
>As I approach she locks eyes. A sparkle in them sets the mood. Oh. Oh boy.
>I pray I don't misread it, pray that it's the time. She answers them by leaning into me. We kiss. It's not practiced nor very long but it's way more than enough.
>I pull away and she speaks, smiling. "Next time let's just call a range day a date, yeah?"
>I almost keel over laughing. Nothing's changed or new. We've been doing pretty much this for months now. I have to wipe a tear out of my eyes and agree.
>"Anytime."

Fin. Off now. Was fun /snoot/