>I can't believe I let my friend drag me to this dumbass concert. What kind of a name is "Free Throw," anyway? John assured me this band was legit
>but how could some no-name band still in high school warrant such a crazy good
>reception? Especially with a genre name like "Midwest Emo."
>I stand in the pit of the hole-in-the-wall music joint, already wanting nothing more than to go home.
>I take a sip of my beer as the curtains slowly rise, showing the silhouettes of three teenagers: a beanpole pterodactyl with a guitar,
>a parasaur on the drums, and a triceratops chick holding the microphone.
>They shift around nervously as the rising curtain signals the oncoming start of the show. Oh boy, another garbage high school band who thought they were the next
>hot shit and are now realizing the situation they've gotten themselves into.
>Sigh