Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 14:26:57 No.66678992 Report

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E4 Snoot Game baby shower

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 14:59:44 No.66679485 Report

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(Written from Ripley's perspective)
>"This damn suit's too tight."
>Samantha looks up at me with a blissful smile before tugging at my arm
>"Come on dear, cheer up! Today's the most important day of our baby's life! Show a bit more excitement for Lucy's baby shower. I promise I will reward you with some apple pie tomorrow."
>Damnit, this woman knows exactly how much I love her pies.
>"Fine. But do not expect me to shake hands with him."
>"Don't worry, dear, I will keep Anon busy as much as I can."
>Said Skinnie opens the door with a big grin on his face.
>"Hey, Fang! Your parents are here."
>He extends his hand, and Samantha grabs it with an excited squeal.
>"Hello there Anon, I am so happy for you two! I can't believe that my baby is finally going to give us grandkids."
>After my wife finishes her ramble, he looks back at me. I gotta admit...He grew a couple of inches over the years. And thank Raptor Christ that he finally started getting some muscles.
>I was worried my child would end up marrying a forever-pipsqueak.
>"It's good to see you both in good health. If you would?"
>He steps aside to let us in.
>The house is already filled to the brim with people. Extended family, friends, and people I've never seen before.
>"Ripley! Iza good to see you!"
>Moe waddles towards me and gives me a toothy smile
>"Hey Moe. You brought the pizza, I assume?"
>I point over to the ginormous stack of pepperoni pizzas that were still warm, judging from the steam coming out of the boxes
>"SÌ! Made-a them extra fresh."
>"Good to hear. Well, now I know that the food will be at least edible. I still don't trust my daughter's cooking."
(part 1 of idk)

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>He laughs with his full chest before patting me on the shoulder and leaving me to myself.
>Since there's still a bit of time before the announcement, I sit down on the couch next to Lucy's friends back during high school. That Triceratops lady and the....oh god, why the hell does that Raptor stink so much like Carfe?
>"Good day, Mr. Aaron. It's nice to see you again after all this time."
>"Good to see you as well, uh-..."
>"It's Trish, Sir."
>"Trish, right. Apologies, my memory from Lucy's school days isn't as fresh anymore."
>"Don't worry about it, Mr. Aaron. I'm just glad the years have not been catching up to you as much as they have with me. I'm barely in my 20's, and I'm already feeling my knees and joints giving up on me."
>She gives me an earnest chuckle before looking over at...Reed, I think, was his name.
>"A-Also, I'm uh...sorry about him. He's not exactly with us right now."
>That has to be the understatement of the century. He looks like he's already past the Milky Way and on his way to the Andromeda galaxy
>"Nahhh, I'm good, Sir. Haven't seen you in a while, dude. It's good to meet up like this again. I missed y'all."
>"Well, Reed, you know that we can't exactly meet up on a whim. We all have jobs nowadays, after all."
>Trish gives him an apologizing shrug before standing up.
>"Come on, dude, you look like you are about to puke your guts out. Let's get you to the bathroom."
>She puts his arm under his to support his weight while they stumble down the hallway.
>What a weird bunch...but at least the Triceratops girl has matured a bit. The last thing I remember of her was when she threatened to gore Anon after he missed his flight to visit Lucy.
>Honestly, I felt more proud of her in that moment than ever.
>"Dad!"
(part 2)

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 15:22:45 No.66679808 Report

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>A pair of white, feathered arms wrap around me from the side.
>"Lucy! It's so wonderful to see you again. How have you been, sweetie?"
>"Well, you know how it is. The whole "being pregnant" thing is...unusual for me. But I'm getting used to it. And Anon's been doing everything in his power to make sure I'm comfortable while I adjust to...all this."
>She makes a circular hand motion around her lower stomach.
>"That's the damn least he can do. I'd be damned if my baby has to lift a single finger to do chores while she's pregnant."
>"Come on, Dad, I'm not THAT far yet. I can still help out around the house. He's just been helping me combat these weird food cravings I've been having."
>I cross my arms and give her a smug grin
>"Oh, you're at that stage now, huh? Tell me then. I want to know If you've inherited some of the awful taste your mother had."
>She chuckles and beckons me to follow her into the kitchen.
>"See these pickles?"
>I nod and watch as she pulls out a jar of melted marshmallows from the fridge.
>"No...."
>"Oh, trust me, that's not all."
>She dips the pickle in the sickly sweet substance before pulling something else from her fridge.
>It was a Ketchup and mustard mix, which she now starts spreading on the unholy concoction in her hands
>I have to hold back a gag before I start laughing
>"Good lord! That is even worse than Samantha's! I thought her pancake and apple cider smoothie was bad. But this?"
>Lucy giggles before chomping down on the pickle covered in marshmallows and the other two condiments.
>"I know, I know. The expression on Anon's face when I told him what he had to get me from the store was priceless."
>Speaking of the devil, I see the human walk up towards Lucy and smiling
>"Everyone's here, honey. We can start with the announcement if you're ready."
>She gives him a nod before they walk back into the living room. I follow suit.
(part 3)

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>"Listen up, everyone! Since we're all finally gathered up here, I'd like to start with a few words from my husband and me before we open the buffet."
>She gives the crowd a huge smile before Anon takes over.
>"We appreciate you all showing up so much. It truly means a lot to us, and we are excited to finally do this little miracle here justice."
>He puts his arm around Lucy and pulls her closer before she takes word.
>"I can't believe I'm going to become a mom soon. Honestly, it feels unreal. But I'll give it my best shot. I can't fail with him by my side after all."
>A collective of "Awww"s erupted, and Lucy gives me and Samantha a warm smile while Anon continued his speech
>After he finishes, he steps aside to reveal the large table where all of the different food items had been towering up.
>"Alright, now that that's out of the way. Everyone dig in. There's plenty to go around."
(Part 4 and end, hope you enjoyed <3 )