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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 15:46:16 No.68751175 Report

Quoted By: >>68751206 >>68751237 >>68752551

I wanna see them be forced to awkwardly interact with each other purely through the aspect of Anon trying to be a father to the two kids he left Fang with before he got dumped and fucked off to the navy.

>>68751119
I do. But I don't own or like Zomboid HEHEHEHEHEHHEHE

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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 16:59:09 No.68752551 Report

Quoted By: >>68752558 >>68752660 >>68752982

>>68751175
>The blaring of some random kids show on the TV combined with childish cries nearly masks the sound of the doorbell ringing.
>"GOD DAMNIT YOU TWO TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!"
>Fang's cries go unheard and she curses to herself as she wrenches the door open to reveal a obviously nervous Anon with a pizza under his arm.
>"Oh. It's you."
>"H-heyya Fang!"
>"What the hell do you want Anon?"
>"Well, I was just uh... in town picking up a pizza and I remembered that your place was nearby and I figured I might as well see the kids so-"
>"Okay? Do you think I've lost that that much care in my life that you think you can just waltz in here whenever you want because you suddenly feel like playing daddy?"
>"...Sorry?"
>"Ugh. You're lucky I give more of a shit about them then I give a shit about hating you. C'mon in."
>"Really?"
>"Yeah. You saved me the effort of preparing dinner anyways, why not? Actually I can think of plenty of reasons to kick your sorry ass to the curb, but hell. I've been on a roll of poor life decisions recently, what's one more?"
>"You consider me a poor life decision?"
>"Yep. The one and only. The only two good things you ever gave me are currently fighting in the living room right now..."
>More cries from the living room as Fang scoffs.
>"...and even that's cutting close. AMBER QUIT PULLING ON YOUR BROTHER'S TAIL! YOUR FATHER'S HERE!"
>Anon barely has time to blink as immediately two gasps ring out from the living room.
>Fang grabs the pizza out from his arm just in time as his vision becomes a blur, one five year old slamming her head into his stomach like a missile.
>A shrill "DADDY!!!" threatens to make his ears ring as he can't help but chuckle and bring a hand up to pat Amber's head.
>He looks over at Fang, a familiar pair of green eyes stare at him from behind Fang's leg, a nervous and shy frown on the boy's face.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 16:59:43 No.68752558 Report

Quoted By: >>68752639 >>68752660 >>68752759 >>68752982 >>68753405

>>68752551
>Fang sighs, bringing her leg behind him and (gently) pushing Greene towards Anon with it.
>"Go say hi to him kiddo, considering how shit at dating I am this is the only dad either of you are getting for a while."
>Greene waddles his way over to Anon, who give him a pat on the head as well.
>The shy child leans into it with a silent smile as Amber excitedly squeals.
"A while!? Is Daddy is staying with us!?"
>Fang snorts. "Hell no."
>The children's frowns never fail to make Fang realize that her heart isn't entirely cold and dead.
>"Mmmmm... maybe he can JUST stay the night again."
>The twins's eyes light up.
>"Can he sleep in our room?!" Amber immediately blurts out.
>"What? Where the hell would he sleep? The floor? Your beds are barely half his size." Fang chuckles.
>Anon finally gets a word in. "Hold on Fang I never agreed to stay the nig-"
>Immediately the frowns return as Fang angrily glares at him.
>"What? Got plans? Yeah right, like a deadbeat like you has anywhere else to be on the weekend besides drinking and crying yourself to sleep."
>Anon freezes, looking down at the two sets of pleading orange and green eyes staring up at him.
>He sighs. "You got me there."
>Fang grins. "Amber, go put this pizza on the table and get out sodas. Greene go pick out a movie. One that everyone will like this time? None of that boring old-timey crap."
>The kids let out excited squeals, rushing inside, with Fang passing off the pizza box to Amber on her way in.
>Anon follows them in, only for the sensation of two claws pinching his ass to shoot up his spine.
>He turns around with a blush to the sight of Fang staring at him with a evil sharp toothed grin.
>"You know you're sleeping in my room tonight? Well maybe 'sleeping' isn't the right term, if you catch my drift."
>Anon gulps, before nodding.
>"Good dweeb. You wanna go and have a smoke while the kids pick out a movie?"
>"Sure."
>"Cool."