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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 20:31:40 No.67846887 Report

Quoted By: >>67846944 >>67847613 >>67849072

>>67846810
>how are you doing
that charlie horse that woke me up this morning? didn't like the four flights of stairs i was going up and down today. probably gonna call out tomorrow if it doesn't improve.
>fang's yearbook
haven't snooted (yet)
>wani
picrel
>greentext
the friend group is out camping!
damien keeps seeing aliens doing shit, but they always conveniently leave or hide themselves whenever anyone else comes by!
everyone thinks he's trying to prank them!

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 22:02:16 No.67849072 Report

Quoted By: >>67849132 >>67849148

>>67846887
Not Horrornon but here ya go

> "You guys! You guys! You will not believe what I just saw!" Damien hollered as he came crashing through the underbrush into the campsite.
>Everyone's attention was immediately drawn to the wild-eyed dilopho-spinosaurus as he dashed up to the bonfire.
>"I thought you went out to get more firewood," Olivia asked, raising an eyebrow at her panting pseudo-brother.
>"Yeah, and you've been gone for, like, an hour. Hope you don't mind, but I ate your smores." Vinny said as he wiped a filthy sleeve across his chocolate coated mouth.
>Damien raised a claw to belay any further questions as he took a moment to catch his breath.
>"I was, but you seriously won't believe what..." His train of thought ended abruptly as he processed what his brother said. "Seriously, dude?"
>"Out with it, man, what'd you see?" Inco asked, trying to get him back on track.
>"Oh! Right. Sorry." Damien shook his head and turned his attention back to the whole group. "I know you guys will probably think I'm nuts, but claw to Raptor Christ it's the truth."
>"Just say what it is already!" Olivia snapped, annoyed that the quiet atmosphere of the campsite had been ruined.
>Damien held his hands up, took a deep breath, and said with a completely straight face. "Aliens."
>>The entire campsite just stared in silence at the wild-eyed Damien before bursting out in laughter.
>"I'm not kidding, you guys! They were small and gray and balder than Inco after he walks through a razor factory!"
>Liz rolled her eyes and gave her boyfriend an exasperated look. "Did you eat berries without knowing what they are again? You remember what happened last time."
>Damien crossed his arms and glared back at her, "I did no...okay maybe, but that's besides the point!" He began to gesticulate wildly.
>"I swear, I was on my way back with a big-ass armload of wood and they just came wandering out of the bushes. When they saw me, they pointed, said some gibberish and bolted."

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 22:05:02 No.67849148 Report

Quoted By: >>67849187

>>67849072
>”I tried to follow after them, but they went into the undergrowth and I lost track of them.”
>Everyone in the camp was still trying to catch their breath. Inco had to scramble to catch Vinny who was rolling on the ground and laughing so hard that he almost rolled into the fire.
>Liz sighed and stood from the log she had been sitting on. “Hold on, I’ll go get the ipecac. Hopefully whatever it is, we can get it out of your system before it gets too bad.”
>The salmon saurian was about to protest that he felt fine when his jaw dropped and his eyes bugged from his skull.
>Poking their heads out from behind a tree were three bulbous gray heads. All staring directly at him.
>“See, there they are!” He yelled, frantically pointing a finger at them and looking around at the group.
>When everyone looked where he was pointing, they were all gone.
>“Dude, I think you need to get some sleep,” Inco said.
>“No, they were right there! I swear!”
>Damien dashed over to the tree, but there wasn’t a sign of the little extraterrestrials. “They were right here!”
>Liz’s head snaked over to where he was standing and gave him a worried look. “Damien, we all know you didn’t see any aliens because there’s no such thing as aliens. Now come back to the campfire. I managed to save enough for one s’more for you.”
>Rubbing the back of his head, the teenage dinosaur sighed and looked up at Liz. Leaning down, he picked up a stick to fidget with. “Yeah, you’re right. Must’ve been some kind of weird animal.”
>The blue brachiosaurus patted him on the back. “It’s okay. Come on.”

Cont.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 22:06:36 No.67849187 Report

Quoted By: >>67849243

>>67849148
>The moment Liz turned her back on her boyfriend, one of the little creatures fell out of the tree and landed on her neck, using it like a slide while making nasally squeaking noises.
>Liz yelped in surprise and reflexively twisted her neck, causing the gray to be flung off into the woods.
>Rounding on the confused man, Liz gave Damien an annoyed look and snatched the stick from his hand. “Cut that out, you know I don’t like it when you do that.”
>“I…-but I…-I didn’t…” he stammered, but Liz held up a hand to stop him.
>”And don’t you dare say it was the aliens or I swear you can deal with your brother’s sugar rush by yourself.”
>Damien hung his head in defeat. “Okay. Sorry…”
>As the two of them started walking back towards the fire, Damien decided to give one look back at the tree line.
>The three skinny little aliens waved after him. Shit eating grins on their faces.
>He narrowed his eyes and glared back. This wasn’t over. Not by a long shot.

Fin.