Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2024 18:36:04 No.68128189 Report

>>68128131
Damien and Inco do a freaky friday

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2024 18:51:02 No.68128627 Report

>>68128189

>*CLONK*
>I'm reminded yet again how heavy Saurians are exactly. Damien is particularly dense and having my noggin' clock off his as we ram into each other in the hall of the Paynes really drives that home.
>I struggle to keep balance. Keep balance? I was rather certain he absolutely floored me why are my legs under m-
>These aren't my pants. Nor is this my shirt or my pink arms. My eyes shoot wide as I look at me on the ground, dazed with his- MY glasses falling off partway.
>I- he- INCO speaks.
>"B-Bro?" I really sound that nasally?
>I blink another few times and nurse my bonked skull. Hurts way less than I'd thought. I brush my frills on the way up. My frills?
>I check once more and notice that I happen to be particularly Damien shaped. How in the world...?
>"BRO!"
>Dami- The voice from my body is excited. Oh god that's Damien in there.
>He shoots up and starts to give himself the full once over, going for a skin pinch as well.
>"Wow you're just always this warm?" As I try to collect myself he's already at full steam enjoying his time.
>He's not wrong, though. I notice I'm already particularly cool, almost chilly.
>"Uh, yeah." Damien's voice sounds even bassier in his own head. No wonder he speaks so much. I clear my throat and put some more effort in.
>"So uh, what now?" I flex my newfound claws a bit, frills too. It's an odd feeling.
>"You think another head bang would fix us?" Damienco squares himself up as he speaks. I hesitate as I spy the makings of a bruise on my body's dome. Watching him crack me like an egg wouldn't be the most pleasing.
>I swallow and nod. The headache is going to kill me if this little maneuver doesn't do it.
>We count off silently and make the motion.
>*THUNK*
>If that's not done it nothing will. I find myself sprawling back and opening my dazed eyes again. The blue and white mass in front of me starts to focus. No dice.
cont.

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2024 18:59:09 No.68128823 Report

Quoted By: >>68129081

>>68128627
>"How do you survive when you're this frail!?" His exasperation is borderline disbelief as he rubs his head.
>I sigh. "You get why I don't like sports now?"
>He glances up, still rubbing. "Got it. No more football in the yard. Not at least without some padding." he flinches hard as he rubs his head a bit more.
>"Well what now?" I'm already at my wits end. Being in Damien's head probably isn't helping the situation, either.
>"Maybe it'll wear off eventually?" his voice brims with enthusiasm. It sinks my heart. I would very much not like to be stuck as Damien.
>Don't get me wrong I like him but it'd be a little bit hard to convince Olivia of-
>Oh shit. Oh no. The date. The reason I got here so early today.
>I glance over to Damienco who is sharing my ghastly thoughts it seems. I'm an easier book to read than I'd thought.
>"Uh, bro?" he approaches cautiously, standing as he speaks.
>"I...I have a date with Olivia today." I admit slowly.
>"And I have one with Liz." I suck in air through my teeth as if the words struck me. I'd not meant to do that but it seems Damien's body keeps it's habits, Human mind notwithstanding.
>"Do you think they'll believe us?" I put all my hope into the question. All I get is a shrug.
>I close my eyes and sigh. My arms folding without my input. Another Damien-ism it seems.
>"Lets just... do what we have to today. Hope, no, PRAY this wears off. If not..." I shake my head.
>"If not we'll have to come clean with this. To the Paynes, too." I look up to see Damienco rummaging through my pockets.
>He's found my phone and unlocks it. I navigate his pockets to do the same. These claws are making it harder than I'd like to admit. I fish the thing out and realize he hasn't got one with fingerprint.
>"Your password?"
>"Four ones." Of course.
>I tack away and pull up his messenger. I feel rather gross digging through his personal business like this but I've gotta contact Liz and not just ditch her. She's already texted.
cont.

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2024 19:09:55 No.68129081 Report

Quoted By: >>68129403

>>68128823
>I glance up to see Damienco's already pocketed the phone again. He notices and quickly answers.
>"She'll be out in a sec." I glance over his shoulder to Olivia's door and make motions to respond to Liz.
>It's a bit short and professional but warm. She's gonna be over to grab Dam- me in a few. I swallow and text back as Damien would, full of spelling errors.
>I get a heart emoji and struggle to hold a pocket open with my claws while throwing the thing back in.
>As if on cue the door opens and out rolls the gator.
>She's immediately suspicious.
>"You two talking?"
>I do my best Damien and grin with a thumbs up. Olivia just shakes her head and motions Damienco over.
>I watch them go and stand in the mostly empty house now as Damienco is pulled into her room. A sudden thought hits me. What if she wants to kiss?
>I try to shove the thought as far away as I can. Unfortunately it's quickly resurfaced with another almost completely similar thought. What if Liz wants something from Damien? From me in Damien's body?
>My heart seizes. I'll do my utmost to avoid that. For both of us.
>Sorry Liz but you're getting a distant Damien today. To kill some time I decide it's time to go ahead and raid the fridge. Are saurians always this hungry?
>I take a step and fall. As I finish the tumble I stare up at the ceiling. A third appendage peeks out from under me. Tail. Right.
>I'm back standing and steady myself. Alright now this time again but with the tail. I step and swivel the tail. Alright, good so far. Another step another swish.
>And I'm walking. Never thought I'd have to do this. It doesn't take much as his muscles are custom built for this thing, instinct takes over.
>A cola out of the fridge and I'm onto the couch. And I sit on the tail. A stinging pain rings through my back as I leap up. Wow this thing's awful. I glare down at it and tuck it aside as I take my spot.
cont.

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2024 19:21:17 No.68129403 Report

Quoted By: >>68129557

>>68129081
>I look over my drink and remember Damien's fun trick of drinking this thing without opening it. Well might as well, right?
>I position my mouth on the bottom and ready my teeth. I pause. This is idiotic. I have not clue how much pressure to use I'm going to just crush this and spray it everywhere. I return it to a standard position and open it normally. Damien's brain is already creeping it's way in.
>It's gone in an instant. Watching this from a third person perspective always rubbed me as him showing off but I guess that's just normal.
>I crinkle the can into what might as well be a singularity. I go ahead and check my scales out as well. Olivia's are fun to explore but those were always as an observer, never an owner.
>I run my hand up and down my arms, catching them flaking a bit. It's oddly comfortable. I find myself just running my hands over them, tail too.
>I notice my hands getting dangerously close to the nethers. While I'm curious I'm by no means that curious. That thought's put right to bed. I start to fish around for the remote when the front doorbell dings.
>That's her, then. I shoot up and almost over, having to actively remember the tail and make it over. The head of Liz is there, greeting. Liz prime is waiting in her car, her neck poking through the passenger window.
>"You ready Damien?" her voice is bubbly and pleased.
>I fire off my impression again. It's good enough as I get a blush back.
>I follow her back as her head recoils into the driver's seat. I take my spot in the passenger seat and prepare for the most awkward day of my life.
>As soon as I'm buckled in we drive. Liz speaks.
>"You excited for the movie?"
>"Very much." I hate to have to be this dry with her but I really can't do much else.
>"That's great. Thanks for agreeing to come see this with me." Damien. Damien what did you sign up for?
>I brace and ask. "What was the name again?"
>"Magic Mike." she bubbles out.
cont.

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2024 19:28:44 No.68129557 Report

Quoted By: >>68129780

>>68129403
>I swallow and lock my gaze ahead. This is going to be the longest day of my life.
>Conversation is light and mostly just about our days as we head into the theater, Liz taking her seat in the brachy seats while I take a spot nearby. Her hand finds her way into mine and I cringe. Do this for Damien.
>And the movie is just absolute softcore porn. I'm not the greatest judge of cinema to begin with but it's very clear to why this movie is popular. I feel my eyes threatening to melt out of my sockets. The boredom is compounded with Damien's body's need to be active. I find my leg bouncing the entirety of the flick.
>Finally I find the movie reaching it's end. An entirely new worry springs up as Liz pulls me close as we stand.
>We make the quick walk out of the place and she's ready. The way she's looking at me is comparable to how Olivia looks at food. I rack my brain as we push out into the twilight. How do I get out of locking lips with Damien's girlfriend?
>It strikes. She leans in, eyes lidded and I perform the best I can. I give her a cheek peck.
>It's not great but it's the only thing I can do. It's received with a huff. She looks tiredly at me.
>I shrug and hope to whatever deity is looking down at me that that's enough. Thankfully at least someone has my back as she just rolls her eyes and starts again.
>Bullet dodged and I decide to just keep my trap shut. The rest of today is Damien's problem. Or at least it will be if we can switch back. I chew the inside of my mouth slightly as we drive home in relative silence.
>Liz's mood lifts pretty quick as we go, she must be used to Damien's insistence on being a blockhead. She pulls us up right to the Payne's and offers a goodbye.
>"Thanks for going with me, Damien." She waves me off with her head.
>Here comes my best Damien impression again. Think I'm getting the hang of it. It's accompanied with some farewells.
cont.

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2024 19:38:39 No.68129780 Report

Quoted By: >>68129965

>>68129557
>"Love ya, Liz." She leans in for another peck. I bite the bullet and give the quickest one I can muster on her cheek again. She's still displeased but acceptant as she pulls her head back in the window.
>I watch her pull away and relax slightly. God I hope Damienco's day went better than mine.
>I push the door open to find the two just hanging out on the couch, playing some Rock Ring. My heart stops when I'm addressed.
>"Welcome back Inco." Olivia tilts an eye towards me.
>"Uh?"
>"She figured it out instantly." Damienco doesn't even turn his head.
>I almost collapse. "Oh thank god."
>"There a problem?" Damienco turns to look at me now as Olivia snickers.
>I move over to the couch and plant myself on the far end. My legs wanted me to land next to Olivia but as long as I'm wearing scales cuddling her is off the table.
>"Damien I'm sorry." I decide to come clean instantly.
>"You piss Liz off?" He's not even phased.
>"No I... I had to uh... She wanted to-" Liv's snickers kick in volume as I flounder.
>"I kissed her. Only on the cheek I swear." I turn to explain myself to Damienco who's just cocking an eyebrow at me. Liv's just about losing it, turning a shade of red I thought not possible for her.
>"Not on the mouth?"
>"No."
>"Why not?" My snout hangs agape.
>"The hell do you mean why not? She's your girlfriend!" I'm appalled at his nonchalant attitude.
>"And that's my body." He shrugs and goes right back to the game.
>Olivia is doing her best to not shatter in laughter as she shudders and snickers.
>I sigh and whip my head back, rubbing my temples as I close my eyes. What a goddamned headache. Not to mention how sore my damned head is. I rub it quietly as I feel my hands bump into my shades. My shades.
>I whip my eyes open to look ahead at the screen and freeze. I'm...back? I do a quick patdown as Olivia looks over to me.
cont one more.

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2024 19:45:28 No.68129965 Report

Quoted By: >>68129993 >>68130087

>>68129780
>"I'm back." A slam of joy hits me, relaxation follows as I deflate. Right up until I notice Damien has run my body ragged.
>I'm in shreds and it feels like I've eaten enough to pop. I groan and look over to see him checking himself over.
>"Dude I'm starving did you not eat all day?" I moan and mumble out my best negative sounding sigh.
>And he's up off the couch into the kitchen. I slide down to meet Olivia on the floor. She leans her head over and on me. I almost recoil as I get the cold sweats.
>"What did he feed me?" I hazard the question.
>"Everything he normally has. Why?" That explains a lot. I feel my arteries hardening as I cuddle in.
>Damien has returned, an armfull of food in his grasp.
>He sits and pulls his phone out, probably to talk to Liz. I find quickly he's texted me as my phone buzzes. I pull it out and have to wipe my greasy fingers before I can unlock it. I almost drop the thing when I read what he sent.
>"im impresed bro ur paking." I go pale and slam a text in response.
>"YOU CHECKED!?"
>"u ddint?"
>I throw my head back and slide even further down onto the floor. I find the TV has gone silent as Olivia is cuddling up next to me. I hear her gently purring as she nuzzles in. The comfort is cut through my absolutely stressful day. At least I got this.

Fin, was a bit of a bastard but got it done.

>>68128159
Break first then we go.