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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 20:43:19 No.68758486 Report

Quoted By: >>68758519 >>68758544 >>68758582 >>68758593 >>68758621 >>68758631 >>68758970

>Jack: And when the day of judgement falls upon the skinnies and the disgusting hybrids and they are all EXTERMINATED, Earth will finally be the Eden we deserve!
>Amber: Raptor Jesus he's been going on with this monologue for 47 minutes, I am so tired, Cynthia please make him stop and I'll give you 5 dollars
>Cynthia: Sure bitch, watch and learn
>Jack: PPFFFTTT HAHAHAHAHA!!! What can this PATHETIC and STINKY stego girl can do to stop me!?
>Cynthia: Collision is privilege, and I can revoke it at any time.
>Jack:...
>Jack: Excuse me, wha-?
>Suddenly Jack falls down the ground and disappears
>Then Amber pays Cynthia 5 dollars.

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 20:45:37 No.68758544 Report

Quoted By: >>68758873

>>68758486
>Evil Cynthia but her superpowers are just Gmod admin privledges like noclipping and spawning barrels

Kek

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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 20:59:09 No.68758873 Report

Quoted By: >>68759456

>>68758544
>everyone always tells me not to hang out by that weird brick platform in the pasture
>"but cynthia it's haunted!" They say
>"they kill people there cynthia"
>whatever, it's quiet and it has shade
>beats sitting in the library all the time like SOME people
>pulling my car right under the overhead I step out to make my way to my usual spot
>before I can though something shiny catches my eye in the grass
>is that... a gun??
>maybe they do kill people here, damn
>picking it up theres all sorts of wires coming out of it leading in to some sort of screen
>weird
>only one way to find out what it does!
>I raise the odd revolver up and strike my best firing pose
>arm out stretched, leaning back, hand on my hip
>it's show time
>aiming at the wall across from me I shut one eye and ready myself
>i pull the trigger and...
>theres no sound
>no spray of dust from the way
>i keep pulling
>only being met with a soft beep each time for my efforts
>thats when i notice something to my left
>a massive cluster of balloons with their strings embeded into the bricks
>i pull the trigger again and another balloon appears
>guess my aim was off

Giving her a toolgun is funnier

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 21:20:51 No.68759456 Report

Quoted By: >>68759522

>>68758873
>see how many balloons you can attach to Jack before be leaves rhe skybox

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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 21:23:29 No.68759522 Report

Quoted By: >>68759613 >>68760039

>>68759456
RELEASE ME FROM THESE BINDS YOU GREEN BITCH! STOP ADDING FUCKING BALLOONS TO ME!