Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:40:00 No.66681366 Report

Quoted By: >>66681925 >>66682277

>>66681305
Bad headache, Carl having to tard wrangle a full class only to go back home amd get stuck in the hell thats called an episode

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 17:24:09 No.66682277 Report

Quoted By: >>66682370 >>66682800

>>66681366
>Friggin' animal, the lot of them. And not just cause they're colored dinos. That helps but not it's because they're friggin teens. Bane of my goddamned life. Love seeing 'em prosper and grow but goddamn are they a pain in the sack sometimes. I start my car after it turns for a while.
>"atta girl." I pat her steering wheel gently.
>I think to the day as I drive home, my shitty little suburban shack.
>The monsters decided to take a desk apart today. Almost had to brandish my weapon that Spears lets me keep in the desk. Good god. At least that skinnie kid didn't get caught up in it. Those dino claws would tear him apart. I pull up to my house now. I can spy my neighbours on their lawn. They're looking at me. What fresh hell did I pull up to now.
>"Carl!" The troodon man with a pink ballcap on, always backwards, calls out.
>I step out of the 2 wycked and address the demons and their schemes.
>"Shake."
>"We gotta borrow your car. They're giving away free genetically enhanced chickens downtown! The things have 12 wings and secrete their own blue cheese!" I put my hand up to my brow.
>"Look, Carl we just need to go pick one up. It'll just be a minute." The red compy with blond dreads says, following up his roommates plan.
>"Yeah and you can get one too!" their brown microraptor third wheel chimes in. If I say no they'll surely find some other way to torment me today so I relent.
>"Alright fine but if it leaks even ONE DROP of blue cheese dip on my seats you're paying for a full friggin' cleaning."
>The three of us hop in and Fry gives me the place. We get there and by god these things are a nightmare. Barely breathing and just dripping constantly. Thankfully we're offered a towel.
>"That thing gonna uh... live through the day?" I point at the wheezing abomination.
>It blinks slowly at me.
>"If not we'll invite you over for dinner tonight." Shake says to me.
cont one more.

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 17:28:23 No.66682370 Report

Quoted By: >>66682518 >>66682800

>>66682277
>We load the friggin' thing up and make it back and I finally get some alone time. Not long after I start to load up my favorite hardcore pornography I hear screaming. God friggin' damnit.
>I step outside, pants back on.
>There's a large grass fire. It smells of frying chicken.
>"THE FRIGGIN' HELL IS THIS!?" I yell to the group.
>"Oh hey Carl turns out the things are self cooking too. Just give it a minute and we've got a meal." Fry says. I sigh. None of this matters.
>We stand and watch the thing cook itself in a bonfire.
>"It really safe to eat?" I ask them.
>"Sure unless you're some sort of vegan coward!" Shake yells out and uses a fire extinguisher to douse the flames.
>We tear into the thing. It's better than I expected.
>"Thanks Carl, we owe you one." Fry says
>"Yeah I'll tally it up with the other thousand. Later." I finally am given the rest of the day off. I dread the thought of having to do this again tomorrow.
Fin.

>>66681372
Hamon coming up. Another small break first.