Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2024 12:24:41 No.68860516 Report

>>68860455
Anon realizes he's trapped in The Snoot Matrix alongside other humans

SwanFather Wed 04 Sep 2024 12:50:16 No.68860825 Report

>>68860516

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>I've done it, I, Anon Y. Mous have my perfect life, a beautiful woman, two children, a home and a good job.
>Life has been perfect. But lately, it's felt too perfect...
>It's unsettling how it's like this, that despite everything that went wrong, somehow resolved itself.
>...Am I a schizo? Why can't I accept that this is the way it is? That I have a happy life?
>Why does everything feel so wrong?
>Sitting in a bar, not too far from home, I think to myself, what am I doing wrong to feel this way?
>My attention is drawn to the door of the place, as a familiar bald head, with a set of shades walks in.
>"Inco? What are you doing here?"

SwanFather Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:09:37 No.68861079 Report

Quoted By: >>68861199

>>68860825
>He sits down next to me on the stool, he's leaning into the bar with a weary expression.
>"You felt it too, didn't you?"
>"Felt what, Inco?"
>"That what we have feels too perfect? That we got our 'golden' lives and nothing could go wrong?"
>He looks toward me, his eyes look tired through his shades. "Because it was a hell of a wake up call to me. And when I asked Olivia about it, she was dead quiet."
>"Like she couldn't talk about it?"
>He shakes his head. "Like she knew something I didn't. And then I figured it out."
>Inco gestures to the room we're in. >"None of this is real, we're slaves to a game we have no control over. I call it... The Snootrix."
>"The what?"
>"It's dumb sounding, I know. But we're seriously stuck here, why do you think there's barely any humans in this world, Anon? Why do you think we're the minority?"
>His question invokes some thought, why are humans so uncommon in this world?
>"It's because we're stuck here. Every single one of us. Our lives are tailored by the system to make it so that we're blissfully ignorant of the reality."
>He pulls out two pills from his pocket, one red, and one blue.
>I thought this was a 4chan joke, holy shit, it's real. The Snootrix is real.

SwanFather Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:17:57 No.68861199 Report

Quoted By: >>68861238

>>68861079
>"So... The pills are for what exactly?" I ask.
>He lays them on the table in front of us, he points to the blue pill.
>"If you take this one, you remain here, and forget this conversation ever happened. It will be an artifically generated golden ending for you and that's that."
He then points to the red pill. "But if you take the red pill, the game ends, and you'll wake up in the real world, free of this fake and generated life."
>I stare at the pills for a long while, Inco remains quiet, waiting for me to make a choice.
>"I can't take both, can I?"
>He shakes his head. "Nope. Believe me, I tried. You have to choose one."
>4chan did teach me well... I grab the red pill and swallow it instantly.
>He looks at me and smiles. "Good choice. See you on the other side, Anon."
>Then everything begins to black. I can''t feel anything anymore. It's like I'm...
>Drifting away...

Snoot Game
By: Cavemanon

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