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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2024 03:17:16 No.69161563 Report

>That math test sucked
>Carldewskii didn't even teach us about half of thise questions
>I even skipped lunch studying for it
>Don't think it matters too much anyways
>Fang looked pretty tired today
>Come to think of it, just about everyone did
>Must be something with the weather
>Making my out the schools entrance I smell it
>The sweet, sweet smell of fried chicken
>Normally I would be able to resist such temptations
>Today was not normal
>Following the smell leads me two blocks past the school away from my house
>Kretacious Fried Chicken
>Can't believe there was one so close to Volcano High
>I haven't seen that old skinnie mascot since rock bottom
>Marching right up to the front I see a sign reading "GRAND OPENING"
>That would explain how I've never seen it before
>And also why I could smell it from so far away
> Despite the occasion the place is empty
>Just one brown trigger standing in front of the counter deciding what to order
>heh, figures
>wait, thats the other KFC
>Herbies don't eat here so who's this guy?
>Looking closer he doesn't have any horns either
>Before I realize it he's turned around
>and hugging me?
>"Anon! I'm so happy to see you, just the man I was expecting!"
>Noticing my clear apprehension he let's go and backs away a bit
>"Come, come. Let's sit down"
>I'm lead to a booth in the corner of the restaurant
>Looking back at the register I see no one there, weird
>His voice breaks me from my confusion
>"I never introduced myself did I"
>He pauses
>Stops walking
>Stretches his arms wide and proudly announces
>"I am Yakub!"
>I'm taken aback
>Who is this guy?
>He's looking at me puzzled now
>"Y'know, Yakub? Scientific genius? Creator of the white race?"
>I don't believe it
>All I can do is just keep looking at him
>"Look kid, talk with me and I'll get you lunch"

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2024 03:18:25 No.69161575 Report

Quoted By: >>69161607

>>69161563
>He seems friendly enough
>And despite his crest of a forehead the rest of his body seems pretty noodly
>"Deal"
>Extending my hand to seal the deal he shakes it vigorously
>"I knew this restaurant was a good idea! We have much to discuss"
>Finally getting to the booth I take my seat
>I never ordered did I?
>"Let me place my order real quick"
>He raises a hand and I feel myself stop
>"It's all arranged my child, don't worry about it"
>Guess we're splitting a bucket
>Still beats paying for anything
>Sitting back down he picks the conversation right back up
>"So, how's life?"
>That's what he leads with?
>I thought this was supposed to be important
>"I mean, how's the world from your view. What's it like?"
>"Uh, nice I guess? Been settling in to volcadera"
>He claps his hands together enthusiastically
>"Splendid! Absolutely marvelous. I made this city just for you, you know"
>Yeah he's messing with me now
>Show me the cameras
>No human looks like this
>"Now now I know it's hard to believe, let me prove it to you"
>A spin of his hand and a dazed looking archaopterix walks up with our food
>A salad for Yakub
>and a combo meal for me
>lucky timing and a lucky guess
>"It's not luck my glorious creation, I made all of these creatures. I made them for you"
>With a series of quick hand motions the dino woman is now juggling her hat, tray, and shoe while balancing on one foot
>"Normally I let them run their own course, but on days where I'm checking in I need them obedient. Think of it as an energy saver mode"
>"This IS a prank right?"
>I refuse to believe it
>Trish called me a Trakubean ape one time
>Is this what she meant?
>No, this guy is YAkub
>"Actually I am Trakub, or rather. I was Trakub. You see there used to be no such thing as humans. This was millions and millions of years ago. Dinosaurs were much larger then too, taller than some buildings today."
>He pauses, looking off woefully into the middle distance
>"I wasn't that tall. But I was smart"
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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2024 03:20:14 No.69161607 Report

Quoted By: >>69161625 >>69161659 >>69161682 >>69161880 >>69161904

>>69161575
>To emphasize the point he points ay his large forehead
>"I was mocked ruthlessly and relentlessly back then. They told me smart doesn't make you the king of the jungle. Now I say there is no jungle. I worked tirelessly on my revenge. On my most prized creations. Humans!"
>Now he's chuckling like it 2as some big reveal
>I am so lost
>"You see, with their mosntrous size dinosaurs back then couldn't use tools. Let alone inevent any. So I set about making their perfect match. Small and slender bodies for weaving between the trees, warm blood to survive all manner of climates, and the brains and hands to create masterful tools as their master had"
>and now he's doing jazz hands
>incredible
>"Of course the defeat of my enemies was swift with such a magnificent army. The world fell in to the palm of my hand. Of course by that point I had modeled myself after the perfection of my creations, into the stunning visage you see before you"
>Funny story, no way it's true
>"So you control the world?"
>"Yup, and I can prove it. Call Fang."
>"You probably just gave her 20 bucks but fine, sure"
>After wiping the chicken grease off my fingers on a napkin I fish my phone out of my pocket
>Scrolling through my contacts I hear the doors slam open
>A small yellow compy is standing in the doorway looking around feverishly
>"I KNEW IT! THE GLOWIES COULDN'T HIDE YOU! YOU FROM ME!"
>In a flash she rushes at Yakub
>Jumping on him and pinning him to the booths bench
>Suprisingly he's barely reacting
>Giving me a strange look sitting between smugness and contemplation
>"Well Anon? A little help here?"
>His quip is quickly met with the compy covering his mouth
>"DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HE'S OUT FOR WORLD DONINATION AND ADRENACHROME!"
>Well shit
>Guess I gotta do SOMETHING
>Even if this is a T.V show I doubt I get payed if I just leave
>I could wrestle the compy off Yakub
>or I could help her restrain him, it's easy to see she's struggling quite a bit to keep him pinned