>>68588421>"Uh, can do." I fire back quickly.>"I'll write you off for today." He sighs and I hear paper rustling from his side of the call. >I thank him quickly and return to my walk. Home sweet garbage-pile. I push in and threaten to collapse into bed.>Before I do, curiosity takes me. Lets see what I missed that's got everything so screwed today.>I pull the bottle from it's resting spot and give the ingredients a check. They're labeled with not only their names but functions.>Fragrance, fragrance, consistency, duration, aeration, estrus ind->I stare at the phrase.>Estrus Induction.>I read the entire label again, extremely carefully. I notice the original bottler of the thing happens to share a name with a very prolific sex shop. And they sell this on Amazonian? >I threaten to smash the thing but the small caveman in my head reminds me that this is a useful tool that may help us later. Very carefully and gently I set it back onto the sink and stare at it. >Maybe I'll need it one day?Fin. Last for today. Off to lurk /snoot/. Fun as always.