Prompt was Anon getting a boobjob from Trish.
>Trish looks at me with pure disbelief. I look back at her with a smirk.
>”Y-You…want me to do WHAT?!”
>”I want you to give me a titjob. I’m horny, and you owe me.”
>She shakes her head and clenches one of her hands into a fist.
>”You fucking caveman! There’s no way in HELL I’d ever give someone like you-...”
>She throws her hands up in frustration while staring at me with a mix of rage and confusion.
>”WHAT EVEN MADE YOU THINK I WOULD SAY YES?!”
>”...The A+ on Fang’s report card.”
>That took the wind right out her sails.
>”You said, and I quote: ‘Please help them out, Anon. You’re the best at geometry, and Fang is a hopeless case. If you do this for me, you have one wish you can cash in whenever. Just make sure they pass this exam. Their dad is going to murder them if it ends up being another D.’”
>Her eyes widen and her cheeks catch a hint of red.
>”And last I checked, today is a day that would classify as ‘whenever’. So go ahead, I’m waiting.”
>I can’t help but grin. Seeing Trish like this is fantastic. I already know she won’t say yes. This is all part of a plan.
>The door-in-the-face technique works like this: If you ask someone for something very big and unreasonable, they will almost definitely turn down the request. Then, by following it up by asking what you actually wanted from them, the odds of them agreeing rises significantly.
>And I’ve been eyeing that collector's edition of a fantasy book I really like for a while now.
>Once she says no, I’ll act all disappointed and then say something along the lines of “Well if that’s not gonna work, then at least give me that book”.
>It’s the perfect plan.
>”F-Fine…”
>What.
>My eyes widen in surprise as she slowly reaches for the corners of her hoodie.
>Wait wait wait, hold the FUCK UP!
>She looks at me with anger as she seems to have noticed the confusion in my expression.