I’m super powerless, wasn't born an alien  
No radiation, wasn't dropped in goo  
I’m Superpowerless, I’m taking action  
Losing every fight, what’s a hero to do?

When I’m reading comics, it’s only graphics,  
I’m watching movies, it’s just special effects  
But I can’t give up on my duty  
When there are people that I have to protect  
The princess is in trouble   
At fighting crime I’m doing awful  
I don’t even get called on  
I’m super powerful at being unknown

The Damsel, she don’t want me,   
Super villains, they know they got me  
I don’t even get called on  
I’m super powerful at being unknown

No super strong punches, no laser beam eyes,  
The bad guy beats me everyday  
It often makes me wonder why I even try  
When I've even made losing a cliche

The princess is in trouble   
At fighting crime I’m doing awful  
I don’t even get called on  
I’m super powerful at being unknown

The Damsel, she don’t want me,   
Super villains, they know they got me  
I don’t even get called on  
I’m super powerful at being unknown

I know I can do better,  
My vision won’t be led astray   
Because fighting for what’s right  
Is better than running away

The princess is in trouble   
At fighting crime I’m doing awful  
I’m gonna make myself an icon  
Because I can’t leave this city alone…