What good is a friend    
Who doesn’t want a drink?  
What good is a friend    
Who doesn’t know that life is good? 

What good is a friend   
If he ain’t got no heart    
And would rather be    
Sailing alone?    
   
Times get tough,    
But you ain’t a goin’.   
The party goes on,  
But you live in ruin.   
   
The serotonin just ain’t a flowin’    
And you are in a state of unrest.   
Whatever is wrong    
May best not be known.    
   
But whatever it may be,    
We are here for you.   
Just sit down and drink    
And wash your troubles away, because!   
   
What good is a friend    
Who doesn’t drink?    
What good is a friend    
Who doesn’t know that life is good?   
   
What good is a friend   
If he ain’t got no heart    
And would rather be    
Sailing alone?