(A Jirachi’s Snacking Trapping Game)

There was a Koopaling that goes by the name of Billy that had traversed the lands of Nexarcous, Billy was on his way to heading to Star Hill through the Multi-Tower as he felt really content with what he wanted to do there. While walking, he had come across a weird portal leading to somewhere new. He walked closer to it only to find that it was dragging him in like a vacuum cleaner. Billy tried to be elusive, however the turbulence from the portal was too strong to escape from and he ended up passing through. 

Billy started falling and yelling as he traversed through the portal; falling downwards as gravity took him towards a deep spring in a volcanic like area surrounding it. He’d dive right into the spring with a massive splash. He’d swim back up to the surface to get a good look of the province he was in now. Once he swam to shore, he dried himself off with his kerchief and took a more detailed look at his unfamiliar environment. He appeared to be in Hyrule, Link's home world. Not just that, he also noticed that he was in the twilight realm. "Why is this place covered in twilight...? I thought Link took care of this already? Or maybe...” He would gasp in shock before continuing his thought, “...The portal took me back in time as well!" He ran around in circles panicking about what to do, He tripped over a rock in the ground and fell back into the spring he came from which Billy reacted with an "Ow...". "OK.” He’d say upon getting back out of the water. He’d continue his thought. “Stay calm Billy... think. How would you handle this situation? How would my cousin handle this situation...? A time machine? Oh but there's nothing like that around."

Billy then heard a hum. He saw a black headed Jirachi heading somewhere towards Kakarkio Village. "Lillie?" He quietly followed her. Lillie had been wandering around all over Hyrule and she apparently was up to something. She eventually came up to the wall and phased right through it. This would catch Billy by surprise as he tried to follow curiously by touching the same wall. His hand went through before he took a pause to think, then he decided to pass through entirely. What he didn't know was that when he went through, he bacame trapped as it was a one-way path. 

Upon passing through, Billy would notice the area he was in, it had nothing but 4 walls. The room was well-lit with a yellow tinted light that appeared to come from the heavens. “Whoooooa! Bizarre...” The Koopaling says with an awed look on his face. When he faced forward again, he saw Lilli from her backside. Just then, Lilli turned around to see Billy who took the Koopaling by surprise.

Lilli looks at Billy with closed cheerful eyes as she had her arms behind her back.

"Hai mister Billy!" She’d greet as she smiles. 

Billy responded back to her, "What are you doing here? You are very far from home!"

"I uh... kind of leaded you here... you hungry Mr. Koopaling?" Billy suddenly felt a disturbing vibe brewing but he could not deny that he did feel famished. He would answer despite his feeling, "I'm... n-not really hungry."

"I can tell your lying~" she said with a sing-song voice. She hovers over to Billy as she pokes the Koopaling’s gut, "I think it's bad to neglect your empty little tummy mister!"

Billy replied, "My tummy doesn't have a mind of its own!" he crosses his arms. "I can eat whenever I want and now is not the time. Now please, if you were able to warp me here, think you can take the both of us home? Or... at least warp me to Star Hill so I can pay back some Lumas for a service they provided to me?" He’d have a daydream a little about what he would have upon returning to Nexarcous after saying that with a thought about having some food or Star Bits upon arriving.

Lillie read all of the Koopaling’s cues and responded, "If you want out, you’ll have to play my little game. You should have no trouble doing this." She’d wiggle her finger as a spark flashed from the tip of it.

Billy started getting annoyed, “Oh come on... I don’t have time for this. I-” Before Billy could get his next thought out, something fast fell on front of Billy. He looked at the ground to see what dropped at his feet. It was fried chicken leg and a pizza slice would land right on top of his head right after. He leapt back in shock as more food rained down, Billy sitting on his rump. "Whoa!" he exclaimed, "It’s raining food! Don't tell me... No! This silly! Lillie!?" Lillie hovered high above Billy’s head as she knocked on the ceiling above then spoke, "How fast can you eat your way out of here? I'd say it's about 10 meters from your feet to up here and the surface area of said room is about 15 by 15 by 10 meters. You miiight wanna get a head start. I’ll be back eventually."

Lillie then warps away as soon as Billy tries to stop her. Billy was on his lonesome as he frantically searches around for a way out. He’d poke and feel the walls for the exit but everywhere was the same. To stall he’d try to burn up the food using his firebreath after but couldn’t after a bunch of uses as he started getting really hungry. The food endlessly seemed to fill the floor completely and Billy tried to keep his composure but once he realized he was too tired to fly either he, did the one thing he normally loves doing on his leisure time.

“Looks like I’m gonna be really late... I hope I don’t get too bloated and stuck after eating all of this-”

Without many options, he ended up eating and wolfing down the foods that dropped from above. After about 15 minutes, he started feeling full. He started moaning as his tummy gargled and groans. "Oh... how much longer? I probably consumed about 125 pounds of food..." Lilli wasn't there anymore yet the food still came, it was piled up about 5 meters next to Billy. Billy had no choice but to continue eating even though he made several attempts at burning the food again to make space.

After another 5 minutes of eating, a meter appeared on the wall. Billy would take note of that meter as he starts snacking again given he doesn’t drive his attention away from the meter. The bar on the meter would deplete towards the bottom of it as he snacks away at the endlessly conjuring food. Right next to the bottom of the meter was a icon of a checkered flag. He figured out that once the meter was empty it would be over but he noticed as soon as he would stop eating the meter would stop as well. So he kept eating. Once he’d burned some of the food during this process to make extra space but that made the meter rise quite a bit which made the lad freak out at first but then continued to regain his composure.

Eventually, Billy was a big and round pear belly koopa when he was nearing the end of his feast as indicated by the nearly emptied meter. All the other food stopped appearing which Billy took a sigh of relief. Though, the ground shook which also shook and jiggled Billy’s belly full of mushy food. Once the shaking stopped, Billy’s final would fall before him. This entrée was different from all the other food that was conjured thus far. It was shaped like a watch and looked like a massive berry. Billy became intrigued and tried getting it by bouncing towards it. He studied it as he examines and realized what this could mean. He ate it and he warped all the way to the Comet Observatory in the world of the Mushroom Kingdom in mid-air. 

Billy flails his arms as he couldn’t fly due to his weight in food contained in his gut. He’d start falling like a brick and bounced on the ground; his belly swashing and sloshing with the food he’s eaten. He’d moan as his hand rests on his head feeling sick, "I hope I don't urp... see another piece of food for at least until tomorrow morning. Oooog... At least I reached my destination…" He’d hiccup a few as he rests a bit.

Just then, Bowser Jr. had poked at Billy as he came up to him. "Hey! Guess what! My dad took control of the observatory, so we got some strawberry cake to celebrate! I know how much you like strawberry cake. Maybe if we get some chocolate ice cream, you'll really love it."

Billy nauseously groans upon hearing that; his belly gargling also in sickness. He’d nearly puke as he holds his mouth before swallowing it back. “M-Maybe… next time… This… w-wasn’t a good day… ugh…” With that, he’d drop his head feeling exhausted and well beyond full.

End of Short-