“Hey asshole,” Kairi snarled. The human had _zero_ idea how the dark purple anthro shark girl had gotten into his home. “You know how you were being a jackass to Maggie earlier? I’m just gonna repay your attitude towards her.”

Maggie? The human couldn’t remember the name. He’d talked to several people today and was pissed at how many idiots he’d spoken to on the phone. The thought that maybe _he_ was the jerk never even occurred to the human. And now who the fuck was this bitch? He was furious at the interruption to his night. He stared right at the approaching shark and was ready to punch her lights out.

He’d never get that chance. Kairi’s reflexes were _way_ better than some lazy-ass land dweller’s. She grabbed the back of his neck with her right hand; her tooth-like skin dug in to maintain her grip. He started to shout but couldn’t utter a word before she bit his neck and sliced his carotid artery. “Not so tough now, are ya motherfucker?” Kairi gloated.

The human quickly became lightheaded. His blood had stained Kairi’s snout a deep crimson. Every increasingly strained beat of his heart pushed more blood out the wound. Kairi adjusted her grip on the human to apply pressure to that bite and slow the blood loss, but that just delayed the inevitable. He’d die without swift medical intervention and she fucking knew it. “Losing too much blood, huh? Lemme help with that…” Kairi’s grip tightened but never _quite_ choked out the human. She stared right into his wild eyes as he started shrinking.

“You don’t need as much blood at this size, huh?” Kairi mused. Her grasp remained tight and her hand soon covered more than his neck. As he shrank, her scales shredded his clothing and remained in touch with his skin. Her scales initially caused scratches but soon drew blood, like knife wounds, once he became too delicate. Near his waist, they were well-defined lines; by his ankles, they were jagged tears as the roughness of her body became increasingly pronounced.

Kairi continued until the human disappeared in her closed fist. “I _could_ just crush ya in here,” she squeezed her fist as she spoke. “But since you wanted to run your fucking mouth, lemme show you mine.” She opened wide and revealed twin rows of pointed teeth, lit by slits of light peeking through her gills, framing her thick, near-white tongue and abyssal throat. The bright red splotch covering the front third of her mouth was the human’s blood; he saw precisely how little effort she needed to mortally wound him.

Without further fanfare, Kairi threw the human into her mouth. He bled freely as he bounced across her flesh until he landed between teeth near the back of her jaws. The serrated edge of a tooth sliced his left arm to the bone as one final horror. She bit down firmly; he died before her jaws opened again. Kairi swallowed his mangled corpse and disappeared before anyone else discovered that she was both the murderer and murder weapon.