Mentionables is a self-described “underwear club”. As soon as you enter, there’s a room with lockers and an attendant with keys. In order to go any further in, you have to strip down to your undies. Some clothing, like socks, is permitted, and some, like bras, are optional. It’s a very cuddly place, though not necessarily sexual. You will, of course, see the occasional boner or wet spot, but most of the patrons are there just to revel in the simple joy of not being completely clothed.

There are a few unspoken rules about the club. First off, do not touch the waiters or waitresses without permission. Second, don’t make a big deal about the people who come in. They’re here to have a relaxing time. Third, if you’re getting too horny at the other patrons, you can leave or “work it off” with one of the bouncers.

There’s also one very spoken rule, one that you’re warned about your first time there. Talk shit about anyone’s body, and you get the boot and a lifetime ban. No exceptions.

Mentionables is staffed by bartenders, waiters, janitors, and a few bouncers. They do their jobs in just underwear as well.

The club is separated into three sections, based on the amount of expected contact. This isn’t to say that you’re not allowed more contact than the expected amount for the section, it’s just that you won’t get surprised by someone being more intimate than you expected.
	First off is the Cool Section. This is where the club is mostly a normal public experience. Patrons are expected to ask permission before initiating most forms of contact. Most of the time, contact isn’t much more egregious than handshakes or shoulder pats.
	Second is the Warm Section. Here, patrons tend to be cuddly and affectionate. Anything above the underwear line goes, as well as a few things below it. Being leaned on is a common occurrence here, as are hugs.
	Finally, the Hot Section. Patrons will not ask before slapping your ass or grabbing your breasts. You’re still allowed to tell them to stop, and they’re required to oblige, but simply by being in this section, you’re forfeiting your right to a warning.

	The Warm and Hot Sections both have a special lounge for actual sex. Due to health laws, they have to be sterilized and have the fabrics changed out between each use, but the staff is surprisingly efficient at this, turning over each lounge in less than five minutes. Each lounge also has a shower, for reasons which should be obvious.