Mayford Hall of Song and Dance What we have in this well prepped hall with time and space An alabaster floor with cloth and taste From within its realm ye shall find Some kind of peace and mind All gathered within a single location Come to it and find some kind of measure Find a film that is playing in the grand hall With lights dimmed and shadows on the wall One shall find a limited picture to be interpretted by all Never within a simple mark of altered changed upon the dot Only there to be found upon the song A gracious, longing melody Without a place to hang a hat The theater's reception is warm and plat If only to leave with the owner Tiny views, narrow hallways, and unfiltered gouts of light Where a glare is created, in a brazen and unapologetic manner There with stark contrast to how it began So to shall it end and a dance comes forth without delay Chairs are cleared and lights turn on Those with gowns shall find fit feet to the ground Without waiting all shall continue on To bind those tapping toes pleasantly Only the rickety floor boards are unkind Still the business shall go on, in this pleasant corner of town Well to all those far and wide Come take a chance at Mayford Hall.