Q's Fired
By: JDKun15 and Roninhunt0987


finally as of today of this fic and such.. Q from star trek and such is hereby fired and will no longer return as he has been banished in the deepest depths of hell where he belongs... enjoy


Characters(C)belongs to their rightful owners

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Amber the Cat: (Appears to Jason, nude)

Jason: "Amber!"

Amber: "What?" (Sees Tails looking at her butt)

Jason: "Not in front of him!"

Tails: ><

Amber: "But he likes seeing Milla naked."

Jason: "Are you sure?"

Tails: ^^ she's right on that heh considering Milla is my mate

Jason: (Sees that Amber is gone, having gone to where Tangle and Co usually swim naked at)

Amber: "Sorry I'm late!"

Tangle and Whisper: ^^ its alright

Misha and Kit Prower: X3

(Inuyasha sees Yamato the Eagle and Natsu the Fox spying on the girls)

Yamato: "I WASN'T STARING AT ANYONE! I SWEAR!"

Natsu: "It was his idea!"

Misha: -hears it and spawns a tornado on both-

Kagome: "SIT BOY!!!"

Misha: -controls the tornado to spit Yamato and Natsu into orbit-

Inuyasha: -faceplant- GAH!!!

(Real Yamato and Natsu show up, wondering who the fakers are)

Yamato: "I'd never spy on girls!"

Misha: no worries that was stupid mario and lyric disguise as i made sure they hit the moon

-on the moon-

Stupid Mario and Lyric: F**K!!!

-at the lake-

Misha: -gets back in the lake to swim wondering where stupid mario and lyric is gonna land on the planet as she knows theres a space lab on the moon ready to boot both back to the planet-

Stupid mario and Lyric: -smashes on top of kenny- SMASH!!

Kenny: X_x

Stan: OMG THEY KILLED KENNY!!!

Kyle: YOU BASTARDS!!!

Natsu: (Rips out Stupid Mario's artificial heart, Kano style, and crushes it, then plays golf with it)

Stupid Mario: X_x

Lyric: OMG THEY KILLED STUPID MARIO!!! BASTARD!!

Yamato: (Slices Lyric's arms off) "FALSE GOD!"

Lyric: AHHH!!

Q: "This is more fun now that Stupid Mario and Lyric are gonna be permanently dead." (Snaps his finger and their revival machine is gone forever)

-insert Super mario World death jingle and sonic genesis death jingle-

-in HFIL-

Both: F**K!!

Q: "Martini is your replacement effective immediately."

JDK15(Me): "Q! NO!!!!!"

Q: (Snaps his finger and Martini is now the idiot to bash)

RH0987(me): nope can't do that he's fired -snaps fingers to block Q's request-

Hades: Q KNOCK IT OFF!!

the others: YEA KNOCK IT OFF!!

Q: "I am a god, RH0987... I will send you to the borg now."

Hades: okay thats it.. Q YOU'RE FIRED!! -sends Q to hell where he will never return-

Sephiroth: "I was getting quite annoyed with that clown."

RH0987(me): oi... okay... -sends Stupid mario and Lyric back to the surface with the respawn machine- a favor to everyone do not bring that assclown back... and find a replacement for chaos sake geeze

Sephiroth: "I'm the replacement for Q."

Hades: ahh good.. welcome aboard least we have some muscle here.. and also badass long katana he has so yea... some muscle for once

Palpatine: oi.. to be honest here i didn't like Q at all.. he cramps our style

Martini: thats what she said

Palpatine: QUIET YOU!!

Ganondorf: "Martini, you are forever cast adrift to the darkest depths of hell where you belong!"

Martini: wait wh- -poofs-

Palpatine: .w. okay.. whos up for some golf

Hades: eh count me in

Ganondorf: "Only if we golf with this!" (Shows Martini's artificial heart)

RH0987(me): ya i'll leave ya guys alone later -poofs backs to the surface-

Palpatine: close enough

JDK15(Me): "You guys play golf with his Artificial Heart. I no longer care about him."

Hades: hey uh where that guy with that magic glove.. uhm Thanos i think

Thanos: "Infinity Gauntlet, Hades. And I am here."

Palpatine: wait the same fella that got taken out by Ironman or whatever the hell he is.. ahh well.. -spawns a golf club as he is first up- okay,, focus and- -hears someone cellphone ring as he lost his golf club- WHOOPS!!

-on the surface-

Stupid mario: hmmm

Golf club: -smacks stupid mario in the nuts- WHACK!!

Stupid mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Scene: -small fart noise-

TFS Nappa: .w. the end

-XD END XD-

Picard: "Thank god! Now I no longer have to deal with Q!"

Stupid Mario: thats what she said

Picard: -double facepalm-

-XD END FOR REALZ THIS TIME!! XD-