Kara - 30/05/2015

I hear a whole bunch of different things about hyper dudes, and I get a lot of questions asked about how I deal with my size personally, as well as how it affects me on a day to day basis. So I suppose this is a compilation of some of the answers! I'll try and deal with both assumptions and questions. This is all based on my own experience, I'm sure other people will see things a little differently!

To start off, there seems to be a pretty wide presumption that hyper-dicked guys are just screwing non-stop. Whilst some may do that, the first barrier is that it's often difficult to find partners... I mean, how many people in the world can stretch around a dick the whole width of their torso? But more than that, for me, sexuality is kind of a passive thing. Regular-sized guys spend all day with their junk tucked away in their pants, so when they get a chance to 'let it loose' as it were, it's more of an occasion. Me, though, I spend all day with my dong draped up the entirety of my torso with my nuts pushing my legs open. It's nigh-impossible not to be touching myself in some form, so, like a scent that you're exposed to for long enough, the little sparks of arousal gradually fade into the background.

That's not to say that I dont enjoy sex. I go at it when the opportunity arises, and of course I jerk off, I just don't do it any - or much - more than a normal guy. Granted, I'll find myself fondling my junk a little more often which can break down into some rather heated private sessions, but just imagine how much energy it would drain out of you if you had to jerk off the entirety of a six foot donger each time you wanted to get off!

Actually, along that vein, jerking off is a little bit of a problem, but it's nothing majorly difficult. My dick's got the same amount of nerve endings per area of skin than a normal guy, it seems... So it's just as sensitive, but amplified by the size. It can be a little intense, but using both hands to roll the skin back and forth over the head firmly tends to, ahem. Do the job. Obviously I'm not stroking the entire thing the whole of the time, although I try to give all of it SOME attention. Also, jerking off in the shower is pretty much essential because of all the fluid, unless I want to have a very large cleanup in my room. Orgasms come in the order of litres of spunk, dumped tremendously fast and in obscenely big bursts, so it helps to be prepared for that.

Speaking of fluid, there's another thing I should talk about... Precum, and just straight-up cum. The general assumption is that it travels right up to the head from the base with ease, which I guess is sort of true, but there's a caveat or two to that. If you've ever seen the fluid in a thermometer travel up the inside of it, it looks fairly smooth as it travels up; that's how regular dicks work for the most part. Mine, though, the urethra, or the 'cum vein' as people like to call it, has quite a bit more space inside. It'll still seep up inside and dribble from the tip, which looks fairly normal, but if you hold it up in the air and let some fluid build inside, and then drop it vertically? A whole bunch of the backlog is going to come gushing out at once. That mostly counts for when it's hard, though, because everything firms up inside and lets it act more like a container. When it's soft (which it is most of the time - I'll come onto that!), it just gradually leaks no matter which way it's positioned. One interesting thing, though - if you grip around the base with your arms and move your grip firmly up towards the head, you'll get great big globules of the stuff oozing out like you're pushing toothpaste through a tube.

But, onto erections. These are difficult! People very frequently say 'Oh, how could you possibly have enough blood to support a boner?'... It does work, somehow. The real issue here is effort. For a guy with a six, seven inch dick, boners are easy. You look at, think about or engage in something that you enjoy, and up it comes. When your cock's a third of your body mass though, bloodflow IS an issue, just not in the way people realise. You've gotta... For want of a better word, 'nurture' a boner of that size, which tends to mean another person lending a helping hand, grabbing and groping. That, or it's gotta be inside someone I'm fucking. Basically, though, it means that I have to be aroused as hell to keep it up, which some people would call unfortunate, but I don't think it's all that bad. I enjoy being soft much of the time, it makes the entire thing easier to handle when you can just flop it into place, and honestly? The malleability and squidginess which comes with such an enormous mass of flaccid dick-weight feels gorgeous. You can just knead and mash your hands into it like bread dough, the foreskin slips around like it's lined with butter, and you can really test the weight of it by making it tumble and drape in different directions. It's... Lovely.

I suppose movement is something I should address as well. As some of you will know, my junk has a habit of growing sporadically, which means that walking around can go from 'fairly easy' to 'downright awkward' in a matter of minutes. There are a few pictures out there of me carrying my dick over my shoulder, which is definitely the easiest way to do things when I'm around the 6+ feet mark; just heave it over my torso and let it hang partway down my back. When I'm a little smaller though, say 3-4 feet, it's way easier to let it dangle down over my balls. It can bump the floor sometimes, but usually the curve of my nuts is enough to lift it a little and keep it clear of the ground. It's actually kinda freeing to do that as well, just having it all dangle and wobble with each step. I guess the equivalent of going commando for a non-hyper guy?

And I suppose I'll finish with clothing! A good number of people have said 'How do you even wear pants?' And the obvious answer would be 'I don't'. Anything I wear has to be custom, and I've got a few sets of jeans with massive pockets around the groin so I can fit into 'em, plus some sort of spandex-y stuff which can stretch when I grow, but... If clothing is meant to help with decency, I don't think just putting a layer of material over the couple hundred pounds of dick and balls is really doing very much at all. People will still stop and stare in public; it's obvious what's down there, except I've got enough denim wrapped around it to build a small tent with! Fortunately I live in an area highly populated with hyper guys, so the people who see me either understand my predicament or are in the same position themselves, so for the most part I don't even bother covering up. Having those clothes tailored to me is expensive, too!

Anyway, I hope this'll make a fun read for some of you out there. Just wanted to give more of an idea of what it's like being me!