Eleven o'clock; coffee time. I opened a pack of wolves. Fur white as icing, they surged through the office, staring and sniffing with almond eyes and chocolate noses. Flicking the crisp points of their ears, they crunched across keyboards dunked their paws in tea mugs snapped gingerly at power cords. Then, at the call of distant snows, they took the lift and left, behind them just a sugar dust of hair on carpet tile. Next time I'll get custard creams.