Subject: LATEX HAMMERHEADS IN AREA
from: Hubben


be especially careful around swimming sharks on the beach this week - unlike most, latex hammerheads deliberately seek human prey.

detection is poor; latex hammerheads attempt stealth, fully engulf their prey and swim rapidly away from shore after taking their catch. swimsuits wash up on shores hours later.

report ANY shark bite, no matter how painless. most people should have no problem reporting seeping, viscous black bite marks; but the mental effects of these bites cannot be understated. victims do not see these marks as dangerous, or even unnatural; some even brush off concern with strange statements regarding their "true selves emerging".

this is because overwriting is how latex hammerheads reproduce, and latex hammerheads overwrite by injecting transformative venom.

please report to any beach office if you or anyone you know is suffering from the following effects. they may be a result of a forgotten - or hidden - latex hammerhead bite:
	-change in appetite - decreased ("nothing feels right to eat any more") or increased ("nothing fills me any more")
	-odd changes in skin tone
	-increased preference for swimming
	-intrusive thoughts of devouring other human beings

Keep posted for additional tips for protection and prevention.
-Hubben