Fabio Seville and his unfortunate curse --- This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited. --- Fabio, the blood sucking, magical rainbow haired pixie posing as a “vampire” cried to himself as he jumps off a cliff in Acapulco during low tide. "WAAAAAAAAH! I'm so tortured! Ambrosia doesn't love me anymore!" He cried to himself. You see, Fabio Seville is a Gary Stu that was madly in love with a Mary Sue named Ambrosia Desire. Everyone loved Ambrosia for no reason, so he jumped on the bandwagon. And they would have gotten their stereotypical rainbow and unicorns ending if it weren’t for those meddling I.Q.s over 40. What got in the way of their happy ending they didn't deserve is that a more, intelligent, capable writer took over the book, and summoned a bunch of avian, bird beaked harpies to settle the score with Fabio Stu and Ambrosia Sue. Since the Sueish couple kept harassing the harpies by putting down their outer appearance and their beliefs the former author didn't agree with, the harpies put a curse or two on the Sues. Ambrosia was cursed to smell like durian fruit, thus, driven away Fabio and other blood sucking pixies away from her. However, Fabio's curse was far more embarrassing... You see, Fabio tried to charm the harpies to get back on their good side, but it was too late. They cursed him with one of THE worst curses a man has to go through: The Priapus Curse. Sure, having a huge cock sounds pleasant on paper, but the Priapus curse is much more embarrassing and hellish for any male being that comes across it. Imagine having a three foot dick that swings like a huge pendulum as you walk around. A guy has to tie that thing to his leg to fit into a pair of pants. But it only gets worse when the poor sap ends up being aroused, thus, getting a giant, yet impractical erection. “Good bye cruel world! I shall find my redemption in death!” Fabio cried out as he threw himself off a cliff during low tide and was put out of his self imposed misery. --- As Fabio work up, he found himself in a dark, frosty landscape. When he fully regained consciousness, he saw a chubby looking devil standing over him, poking the pixie-pire with a metal cane. “Ah...ah! It's alive! Ah ha ha ha ha!” “What do you want?” Fabio spat in disgust. The devil was a pudgy monster with red skin, a long tail, a huge toothy mouth full of sharp teeth, huge glowing yellow eyes and no visible nose on his face, not even holes. He wore a black robe and a huge, green, bejeweled, veil like turban adorn his head. The creature also carried a small oven with him as if it were a lantern. “Hey pretty boy, is that anyway to talk to me, King Scratch?” The devil grumbled in disgust at Fabio's rudeness. “King Scratch?” Fabio shrieked as his eyes widened in horror. “You mean...” “Yes, yes...I am King Scratch. The Devil King of Sheol.” “What am I doing here...is this?” “Yes, you are in Hell, or Helheim if you want to be more accurate.” Scratch said sternly as he eyed the Gary Stu. Then, the Devil god's sternness turns to laughter as he sees a huge bulge in Fabio's panties “Ah ha ha ha...is that...is that...? Oh ho ho ho!” Fabio pouted in disgust and looked at King Scratch with huge dewy eyes. “Ah come on Scratch. It's not funny! Those harpy hags put a curse on me...!” Scratch's grin grew even bigger, his laughter becoming even louder than before. “I know of this curse. It's called the Priapus curse...Ah ha, ha, ha...” “Come on, won't you make a deal with me?” Fabio cried out in frustration. “I mean, humans come to devil to make deals with them in desperate situations. I used to be human too you know (or that what the former author wants you to think).” “Okay, okay, I'll make a deal with you.” Scratch said as he fought back more laughter. “I'll go and discuss things with my daughter in Niflheim. Maybe she'll work things out for you.” Fabio nodded his head in disgust. And the Gary Stu pixiepire started to think to himself about the situation that he's in. “God, this devil king has a daughter? I wonder how ugly and loathsome she'll look? I hope that ugly hag doesn't come onto me....(shudder)” --- As Fabio and Scratch made their way to the main palace in the Kingdom of Niflheimir, a young looking albino woman caught Fabio's attention. She was rather attractive, despite the stitches she had on her body to keep her from falling apart like an old piece of patchwork. She also dressed very regal in a red hobble gown and a circlet over her head. It was like this woman attracted Fabio's attention like how a Grizzly bear would be attracted to a stinky pile of trash. “You stay here while I discuss things with my daughter Queen Halja, or Hel as she likes to be called.” Scratch said as he ran off to greet his daughter. “Hello Father dear. What brings you here?” Queen Hel asked. “Oh my dear Hel, you're not going to believe it.” Scratch whispered in disgust as he started to explain the newcomer to Helheim. “I have a really annoying Gary Stu on my hands...I want you to find a way to get rid of him, or at least humiliate him.” “Sure Papa darling, I'll do anything to make that Gary Stu miserable here.” Hel replied. No matter how hard he tried, Fabio's fabulous mind reading powers didn't work on the denizens of Niflheim. “Damn it, my mind reading powers don't work anymore. What's wrong with me? Oh well...at least the Devil's daughter is hot looking and yummy smelling. I wonder how easy she is?” Then, right there, Fabio's panties started to give way and his three foot dick was starting to become painfully erect. “Damn it, I gotta get outta here!” As Fabio ran off and hid, some unsavory thoughts started to cross his mind. He was determined to be with Queen Hel, even if it means stalking her every night. Even if it meant creeping around the castle and watching her sleep, without her even knowing about it. He would even sniff at her creepily to express his “true love” to her. Since Ambrosia didn't smell good anymore and now that she dumped him for the fox Obake Jason Green, he would make sure he'd would find a new love. Even it meant his death, and going to the netherworld when he died. “Ah Queen Hel. Soon, I'll be your king and I shall thwart anyone who gets in our way.” Fabio grinned wickedly as he stroke his three foot member. “Hopefully, you'll love the taste of a huge, throbbing, lavender man fruit. Kya ha ha haa!” --- Many hours later, Everyone in the castle of Niflheim has fallen fast asleep. Now was the chance for Fabio to creep around the castle and sniff his around, searching for his new obsession. “Ah Miss Hel, you are my batch of crystal meth. I just can't resist you any longer!” As he followed his nose to Queen Hel's bed chamber, he was distracted by a large lapis-lazuli like gemstone carving of a young divine battle maiden... Or so he thought it was just a mere gemstone carving. “Wow, what a beautiful statue. I think I'm going to make out with it.” Just when Fabio whipped out his huge, three feet cock, it hit the “statue” with a huge thud, making his cock throb in pain as he screamed obscenities. “Oww... Oww...SHIT! SHIT! SON OF A BITCH! OWWW!” His screaming in pain woke up the wolf demon Garmr, the son of Fenris, who was sent to live with his aunt in Niflheim after his father was bound and hog tied on a remote isle in Godheim. “(HOWL) Leave Lady Mist alone you pretty boy twink! (Bark) (Bark)” Right there, the wolf demon pounced on Fabio, and chomped his sharp teeth down on the pixie-pire's three foot member. Garmr gnawed and sunk his teeth in, while Fabio wailed and screeched in pain. “Hey, cousin Garmur, what's the matter?” A group of voices asked as they heard the commotion going on in the throne room. “I caught an intruder guys!” Garmr howled as he broke away from Fabio's sausage. As Fabio's eyes shot open with pain, he saw Queen Hel and her seven sons shooting nasty looks at the Gary Stu Pixie-pire. “Ah, ha ha, hi there Lady. Ummm...this curse you see...” “What the hell are you doing to my beloved Mist?” Amirani, the oldest of the seven sons cried out as he grabs the pixie-pire by his hair. “Don't you dare try to defile my beloved like that! Wait until I unfreeze her from the mithrite stone!” Garmur dashed over to Prince Amirani, so he can be petted by the avain devil prince. “Good boy Garmur! I'm glad you caught this intruder.” “(Bark) (bark) Leave it up to be guys.” Garmr barked in delight. Hel wore a wicked, soul sucking smile on her face. “Sooo, you must be that Gary Stu pixie-pire my father was talking about.” “But Lady...every woman loves me. Every woman dreams of having a husband like me. I'm the perfect vamp....I mean, perfect trophy husband.” Fabio said smugly as he was trying too hard to charm Hel, but failed miserable. Next to the Queen, a huge, green, slightly pudgy dragon like creature stood next to her and shot the Gary Stu a nasty look. “Sorry girly boy, but I happen to be King Bullar. You know, King of Niflheim and HEL'S BELOVED HUSBAND!” Fabio wrinkled his nose in disgust. “You're the queen's husband? You're kidding me? Why would she want to marry a freak like you instead...?” There, Fabio got slapped on the face really hard by the albino mouse-like Like Prince Kursha, enough to scratch the Stu's face with his claws. “Stop bad mouthing our father like that pretty boy!” “Yeah Mr. Gary STUPID! I love Bullar for who he is, not by how he looks.” Hel spat in rage. “You think I'm some shallow twit or something?” “But...but..” “I heard enough!” A voice rang out. It was no one other but King Scratch, holding a huge pair of razor sharp scissors. “You pushed our buttons waaaay too hard Fabio. Now you must pay the price.” As Scratch opens the pair of scissors over Fabio's three foot dick, the Gary Stu was starting to panic. But he cannot escape, due to Prince Kursha and the cat-like Prince Biris holding the pansy down in place. The Devil Gods were much stronger than this wussy little pixie-pire. “Nooo...NOOOOO! This was NOT a part of our deal! I'm too perfect for this! NOOOOOO!” “Oh yes my dear sissy-pire. It is a part of the deal.” Scratch grinned wickedly as he held the scissiors over the Gary Stu's huge dick. “This is the only way to break your curse, whether you like it or not. Vwee hee hee!” There, Scratch starts to clamp down on the handles, and with one swift snip, pretty boy Fabio Seville was castrated. There, the pixiepire's sparkly rainbow venom leaked all over the place as he ran off, screaming and wailing like a little girl with a spider on her shoulder. “WAAAAH! This is not fair! NOT FAIR! WAAAAAAAAH!” Scratch picks up Fabio's giant severed cock and balls, and everyone started to rejoice. “Hey, anyone up for a weenie roast tomorrow?” “YAAAAY! A Gary Stu weenie roast!” Everyone in the palace cheered as Scratch handed his family the severed wiener and balls. “Tomorrow is going to be a grand celebration!” Scratch cheered as he went over to hand the severed cock and balls to the palace chefs. “Make sure to clean these real good. Don't want anyone rotting their teeth.” --- After the incident in Helheim, no one knows what happened to Fabio Seville after wards. One myth said that he was eaten by Tantalus when King Eita threw him into a river in the Tataurus region, only to have Tantalus die from Fabio's sickeningly sweet rainbow venom. Other myths said he tried to hit on Izanami in the Yomi region of Helheim, only to have died from shock seeing that her face was much uglier and more gnarled than her seemingly beautiful body. And another myth said he became insane, constantly lusting for another Mary Sue that he desired, only to end up in a doomed “star crossed” relationship. Fabio's fate after his castration has been debated for some centuries throughout the many worlds laying within the vast cosmic tree. As for Hel and her family, they celebrated the fall of a Gary Stu with a great big weenie roast being held in the kigndom of Niflheim. Many creatures and souls from all walks of the cosmic tree were invited to this great weenie roast. Everyone enjoyed the taste of Fabio's wiener and his balls were given to Garmur as a treat for attacking the intruder. And that was the end of Fabio...and he was never heard from again in Helheim.